Things that happened to me at work today.

[Aaarg]

- A lady said "fuck you" and hung up on me.
- A customer threatened to punch the next cashier who asks for a donation in the face.
- An employee asked me if I had any experience with cockrings.
- I made somebody fall on the ground laughing when, in a discussion of a little girl who will surely grow up to be a slut, I said "she'll miss her first period 'cause she'll be preggers." I think he overreacted.
- A customer told me about how much her neighbor looks like a big flaccid penis.
- I was informed that another employee "likes me." She is 28, mentally challenged, and has three kids.
- A cashier found a little baggie of pot that a customer had dropped. Another employee doesn't think I noticed her pocketing it when she pretended to throw it away.

I make 20 bucks an hour for this shit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Do you work at a porn shop or Aldi's?

[Aaarg]

Grocery store! So I guess it's like an Aldi's, but the Aldi's here are shitholes. More like the Aldi's in, uh, Canton Ohio!

[pac-man]

Piggly Wiggly?

[Neen]

Meijer, I bet.

[Aaarg]

They have neither Piggly Wigglies or Meijers in Northern Virginia.

It's a Safeway.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

hahahaha, I work for an Insurance company and safeway and circle k are always getting robbed and then yelling at me for some reason. Stay safe amigo.

[Aaarg]

We've never been robbed. I mean, people steal merchandise left and right, it's no big deal. I think we've become the neighborhood spot for free shit.

We put out a display with the new Indiana Jones DVDs, and about five minutes later somebody ran off with ten copies. The store manager ran across the parking lot to get a picture of their license plate.

[pac-man]

That doesn't even make any sense. No one would want one copy of the new Indiana Jones movie, much less 10.

[Aaarg]

Yeah but he can take them to Wal Mart and say he doesn't have the receipt and see if they can give him store credit. Well, one copy. Then another copy to Best Buy, another to Target, other grocery stores, and so on.

Or he can sell them to other people.

[Esuohlim]

Things that happened to me today:
-Ate a sandwich
-Made a list
-

[WhiteRat]

I created 7 additional rows of floor storage space by consolidating several banded pallets of small arms into only a few pallets by stacking the assets vertically instead of horizontally. 8 hours of straight re-warehousing is all the rage.

[Asila]

How the fuck can you work in a grocery store for 20 an hour? I practically sucked cocks to put up HBC for 10 an hour AND WAS GLAD FOR IT DO YOU HEAR ME?!

[Guitar Woman]

Today I found out the girl at school I wanted to do dropped out to date some mexican guy

[Guitar Woman]

god DAMNIT

[Asila]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

NOW TAKE YER SKIRT OFF

[MetalMilitia]

Today I found out the girl at school I wanted to do dropped out to date some mexican guy

Ohh no way - I'll bet that was totally going to work out for you and everything. Awwww nawww.

[glowbelly]

seriously dude is lying. no fuckin way in hell he pulls $20 an hour (especially in canton, ohio) unless you add "sucked a cock every hour" to his list.

[pac-man]

A-ha! I fucking got it. He's pulling in the extra cash by selling the Indiana Jones DVDs.

[glowbelly]

a-ha!

[Grislygus]

And he implies that he's UNHAPPY with $20 an hour

[pac-man]

And he implies that he's UNHAPPY with $20 an hour

add "sucked a cock every hour" to his list.

Maybe he isn't happy :confused:

[Grislygus]

Trust me, he loves it.

[glowbelly]

i know i would :O

[Cosmo Electrolux]

the money or the cock?

[glowbelly]

um.

[Aaarg]

I never said I was unhappy making 20 bucks an hour. I was implying that it's stupid they pay me so much to do stupid shit like talk to fellow employees about cockrings.

I'm in Northern Virginia, as I've already mentioned in this thread and right under my username it says "Virginia." I brought up Canton, Ohio because one of the times I was visiting I discovered that their Aldi's are actually grocery stores, with meat and produce. Ours sell the bare essentials, the last I checked.

I can show paystubs. I make $20.40 an hour for any time I spend as management. My base wage, for all other times, is currently $11.00.

[Tadao]

Let's see it then.

[Aaarg]

Ask and you shall receive.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/stubbs.jpg

[Tadao]

OMG what a fag name. What does the H. stand for? Homosexual?

[Aaarg]

Humphrey.

The H is actually a very hillbilly name. It just so happens, my girlfriend's dog and I share a name.

[glowbelly]

NEXT: proof that your girlfriend has a dog, for example: pics of her sucking it's dick.

[Aaarg]

That doesn't even make sense.

You're going to be a bitch and accuse me of lying about how much I get paid, I'll show you how much I get paid.

[glowbelly]

ok, great!

by the way, you only got 10 hours at that rate. i wouldn't say that is totally making $20/hr. ONLY SORTA KINDA SOMETIMES. probably when the real grocery store bosses want to get together to go see your girlfriend and her dog.

[Aaarg]

I can read my pay stub, thank you.

I get paid at the management rate when I am management. The store closes at 10pm, and the daytime manager leaves at 5:30 (generally). From 5:30 until the time I clock out (usually 10:30), I get $20.40 (which I believe is the base wage for assistant managers) an hour. For those hours, I am "totally making $20/hr." I closed two nights last week, rounded off to five hours of management each night.

And yesterday, the one in question, I came in at 2:30, at which point the person in charge for the morning left. Yesterday, I got a full eight hours at "totally $20/hr."

Totally.

[glowbelly]

really? i don't believe you! i want you to post your new check as soon as you get it so we can make sure that you are someone we can trust!

[Aaarg]

Let's see it then.
Let's see it then.
Let's see it then.
Let's see it then.

ok

[Colonel Flagg]

really? i don't believe you! i want you to post your new check as soon as you get it so we can make sure that you are someone we can trust!

:lol

[glowbelly]

flagg, this is SERIOUS. i am also requesting that the next time, arrrrrrrrrrrrrg, you let us see your social security number, too. that way chojin can do a proper background check. you never know who is posting what on the internet these days!

[Aaarg]

It's all X'd out except the last four digits.

You flat-out called me a liar, so I proved that I wasn't lying.

Be a smart-ass all you want about it.

[Tadao]

What the fuck is that shit around your mouth son?

[glowbelly]

IT'S YOUR COCKJUICE COCKY COCKADOODLE DOO

[Aaarg]

Shit around who's mouf

[Tadao]

I bet it is from shit dick.

[Asila]

Clean yourself up after you're done eating your brother's ass, damn

[Aaarg]

That would be shadows.

I don't have a brother!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got downgraded to a roller ball mouse today at work from some reason.

:x

edit: Got my laser mouse back.