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The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:45 PM
Is this some sorta....ponzi scheme or something? Yikes.

But you know that Williams kid who lives down the street? Well, the neighbours say he smokes crack, but I don't believe them. Anyway, all he wanted for his 10th birthday was a burrow owl. He said "Dad, get me a burrow owl and I'll never ask for anythign again. So the old man finally broke down and got him the burrow owl. So anyway, the other night the williams kid is out in my backyard looking into a tree, so I say "What are you doing, kid?" and he says "I'm looking for a burrow owl"

JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK, IT'S A BURROW OWL! IT LIVES IN A BURROW!
The Leader
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:51 PM
Jon, what are you doing?
Sam
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:52 PM
VERY FUNNY JONATHAN, PLEASE CUT OUT THESE ANTICS AND GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.
The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:55 PM
Who the fuck is Jon?
The Leader
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:56 PM
You. You are Jon. Why are you doing this?
Sam
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:57 PM
C'mon Jonathan, don't play around we all know it's you.
The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:58 PM
No, seriously broseph. I was invited here by a mutual friend.
The Leader
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:58 PM
Stop it, Jon. Stop it.
Sam
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:59 PM
:lol That is a good laugh Jonathan, we all know you have no friends.
The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:00 PM
I suppose folks like you have no idea why the soil is so bad.
Aimless
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:00 PM
I hate to break it to you guys, but that's not him :/
Sam
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:01 PM
Don't cover up for Jonathan and his lies.
The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:01 PM
Damn, I'm such a G, it's pathetic.
The Leader
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:02 PM
You're not helping Jon, Aimless. You're only hurting him.
Otto
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:02 PM
and that mutual friend is jonathan clement, who you are.
The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:05 PM
most people don't realize
that two large pieces of coral,
painted brown, and attached to his skull
with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer
Otto
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:07 PM
everyone realizes
that you are Jon
who is a fag and will die alone
The God of Grunge
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:07 PM
Otto pwns newb

Grunge lol's
Aimless
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:50 PM
Don't cover up for Jonathan and his lies.


I wouldn't ever cover up for you, Jon. <3
Colonel Flagg
Sep 1st, 2009, 09:30 PM
A question.

Why would JC, who no one apparently cares for, make up a character who no one likes either? This confuses me. :confused
Evil Robot
Sep 1st, 2009, 09:33 PM
Cause he's a shithead, thats why.
Colonel Flagg
Sep 1st, 2009, 10:32 PM
Thank you, ER.

I should have been able to figure this out; Occam's Razor dicates the simplest answer is usually correct.
executioneer
Sep 2nd, 2009, 05:26 AM
ip doesn't match, if that matters to anyone
MajorScales
Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:49 AM
I think Grunge died after that guy who shot himself in the head thing happened and wearing clothing someone else might have worn from Value Village is kinda gross, I heard about some guy that tried on some pants that someone shit themselves and he didn't notice until later when he washed them and saw the stain inside. I would have thought they would check the pants but it's value village and I guess things get past people. I do like the new song from Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder looks like a demented Rabbit to me.