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Colonel Flagg
Aug 30th, 2011, 07:27 AM
I'm going to bookmark this page for later.

:wank

Fathom Zero
Sep 2nd, 2011, 08:06 AM
I agree with Sappy on paleness. God help me :(
NO NO

BAD

I always remember this choice quote:
Seek out the swarthy-skinned almond-eyed people. I think you'll find them a refreshing dip in the gene pool.

k0k0
Sep 2nd, 2011, 12:01 PM
NO NO

BAD

I always remember this choice quote:

You're one to talk. You were all up on this thing:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1le1VURu1qc41a1o1_500.gif

Fathom Zero
Sep 2nd, 2011, 12:02 PM
'Were'?

Am. <3 Andrej

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 2nd, 2011, 12:27 PM
As long as it's dark red hair, I'm all gravy. Pale skin is definitely a plus, though.

I agree with Sappy on paleness. God help me :(

Red headed pale girls are the bests.

Zhukov
Sep 6th, 2011, 07:58 AM
Yep, they are.

k0k0
Sep 6th, 2011, 01:32 PM
I only like the natural redhead pales. If I get down there and I'm looking at black or blonde pubes, I usually puke and tell them I'm leaving. No, I'm just joking. I fuck them, but I don't give it my best. I give them my disappointed sex. No, that's not true either. I'll usually just cover the peep hole and leave.

Zomboid
Sep 8th, 2011, 11:28 PM
http://www.celebrityring.info/images/pictures/Eva-Green-6.jpg

Vyvyan Basterd
Sep 8th, 2011, 11:36 PM
She looks like a witch.

Fathom Zero
Sep 11th, 2011, 11:00 AM
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9434/wendywilliams.jpg

Kitsa, why did you remind me? :tear

Kitsa
Sep 11th, 2011, 11:20 PM
I'm cruel that way.

Also, as a pale skinned redheaded person, I was drunk on being the BEST.

Tadao
Sep 12th, 2011, 01:19 AM
http://im.haberturk.com/galeri/2010/05/28/402336/3e4ff4c820e5a76d0a20153ef36c3fec_k.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 12th, 2011, 11:07 AM
caliente

Kitsa
Sep 12th, 2011, 12:24 PM
where did her nipples go?

k0k0
Sep 12th, 2011, 12:37 PM
I'm not big on the darker chicks. For some reason dark nipples are a turn-off for me.

ThrashO
Sep 14th, 2011, 06:31 PM
I'm not big on the darker chicks. For some reason dark nipples are a turn-off for me.

im the same with buttholes.

Back to sexy redheads, and yes, I posted Christina Hendricks. I don't know why but I've never dated a redhead. I think it's because all the redheads who aren't freckle-abortion-gingers are the ones who are on TV.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/BlingShyne2/1311490089392.gif

Kitsa
Sep 14th, 2011, 06:52 PM
fuck off, freckles are awesome, they're like a stamp of authenticity

Fathom Zero
Sep 14th, 2011, 06:58 PM
yeah

ThrashO
Sep 14th, 2011, 07:01 PM
fuck off, freckles are awesome, they're like a stamp of authenticity

Not when it looks like someone threw dog shit at you through a screen door.

Kitsa
Sep 14th, 2011, 07:27 PM
I guess we're just not for everyone. I have freckles all over the place. My eye doctor says they're even on the insides of my eyeballs.

I guess if I'm going to be a redhead, I would rather be a freckled one, then no one is thinking "fake".

Fathom Zero
Sep 14th, 2011, 07:48 PM
Man, fuck you thrashole. My first girlfriend was a a befreckled redhead and I won't stand for this.

ThrashO
Sep 14th, 2011, 08:27 PM
Man, fuck you thrashole. My first girlfriend was a a befreckled redhead and I won't stand for this.

If she was so great why aren't you two frecklegunts together?

Fathom Zero
Sep 14th, 2011, 08:31 PM
I don't think you have the capacity to grasp how long ago this was.

LONG ENOUGH AGO FOR ME TO BE OVER IT, BUT MEMORABLE ENOUGH FOR IT TO LINGER IN MY MIND IN TIMES OF EASE

ThrashO
Sep 14th, 2011, 08:37 PM
I'm sorry youhad 2 go through that :(

Fathom Zero
Sep 14th, 2011, 08:41 PM
I think we both agree that we are not the other person we're talking to. I'd feel really horrible about being alive.

k0k0
Sep 14th, 2011, 08:46 PM
My first real girlfriend was a redhead with freckles also! Totally ruined me for other non-redheaded freckled women because damn, I need that pale skin and that red hair. I will settle for less though. Always do.

ThrashO
Sep 14th, 2011, 08:55 PM
I did date a red head once. No hair, just a red head.

Kitsa
Sep 14th, 2011, 10:03 PM
Redheads have a reputation for being psycho, but I've known more psycho blondes and brunettes than psycho redheads (up to and including family).

We're only psycho sometimes.

k0k0
Sep 14th, 2011, 10:32 PM
Only psycho when they get mad. They're sweet as shit otherwise.

My redhead first girlfriend drove off with me on the hood of her car, then braked really hard when she gained a good amount of speed. Even with me rolling, it peeled off a good chunk of skin on my arms. She also maced me later on that year for moving my shit out of her mom's house.

I did break the toes of the guy who she eventually cheated on me with. I know, toes doesn't sound too hardcore, but he got in my face when I questioned him. I stamped down on his feet, then pushed him back as hard as I could.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 15th, 2011, 11:04 AM
Breakin toes and taking names. Take my girlfriend I'll splatter your brains. Don't mess with a guy whose name is chains.

The Leader
Sep 16th, 2011, 07:03 PM
My first real girlfriend was a redhead with freckles also!
So what, have you had fake girlfriends before? Did you stalk someone or something?

k0k0
Sep 16th, 2011, 07:07 PM
So what, have you had fake girlfriends before? Did you stalk someone or something?

Nah, but I've had school girlfriends. Where you just kind of hold hands and walk with eachother between classes yet don't do shit. Up there I'm talking about the chick I banged for the first time. Granted, she cried during and I had to hold her and tell her how no, she didn't just piss god off by fucking me. But I'm sure a lot of girls cry their first time.

The Leader
Sep 16th, 2011, 07:17 PM
I'm calling the police.

ThrashO
Sep 16th, 2011, 08:32 PM
this was how one of my first relationships ended

"so can i touch your boobs or something"
"no"
"I think we should break up"

k0k0
Sep 16th, 2011, 08:43 PM
I just read what I typed up there. It seems like I kept having sex with her when she started crying from what I wrote. I didn't keep going. I stopped and comforted her. She eventually did get pretty down and dirty with it. Just the first time she bawled like a baby.
Sad thing is, my second relationship lasted 2 years and I didn't get to see her naked even feel her up at all. She was religious and I assumed she'd just be hard to get to 'open up'. She was like 4 foot 10, but really not a dwarf. She just looked like a 13 year old even though she was 20. I'd get so many people calling me pervert and pedo for that reason. I talked to her about a year ago and it turns out she never fucked me because she was a lesbian and didn't realize it due to her religious conditioning. So I wasted my time trying.

Zhukov
Sep 17th, 2011, 08:22 AM
The lesbian that I'm getting benefits off at the moment told me that I have beautiful soft skin like a woman.

Guess you weren't soft enough, Koko.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 17th, 2011, 08:45 AM
:o

Sam
Sep 19th, 2011, 03:05 AM
I just read what I typed up there. It seems like I kept having sex with her when she started crying from what I wrote. I didn't keep going. I stopped and comforted her. She eventually did get pretty down and dirty with it. Just the first time she bawled like a baby.
Sad thing is, my second relationship lasted 2 years and I didn't get to see her naked even feel her up at all. She was religious and I assumed she'd just be hard to get to 'open up'. She was like 4 foot 10, but really not a dwarf. She just looked like a 13 year old even though she was 20. I'd get so many people calling me pervert and pedo for that reason. I talked to her about a year ago and it turns out she never fucked me because she was a lesbian and didn't realize it due to her religious conditioning. So I wasted my time trying.

I LIKED YOUR STORY BETTER THE FIRST WAY.

THE WAY GOD INTENDED IT BE READ.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 19th, 2011, 11:15 AM
AMEN

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 20th, 2011, 11:56 PM
Larissa olynik is disapointingly not hot anymore. Also a pale redhead now too. She's on the new hawaii 5-0. :(

Esuohlim
Sep 20th, 2011, 11:59 PM
Larissa olynik is disapointingly not hot anymore. Also a pale redhead now too. She's on the new hawaii 5-0. :(

Dude, Alex Mack looks like Hilary Swank now

http://seat42f.com/images/stories/tvshows/HawaiiFiveO/Season1/S0119/Larisa-Oleynik-Hawaii-Five-0.jpg

http://www.starazzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/hilary-swank05210803.jpg

k0k0
Sep 21st, 2011, 12:34 AM
What the hell happened to her? She was absolutely in the bone zone on Third Rock From The Sun. Now she's absolute bleh.

Sam
Sep 21st, 2011, 12:44 AM
WHAT THE SHIT. >:

Zhukov
Sep 21st, 2011, 04:36 AM
What the faaark!?

Still hot, just in a different way that is not as cute as when I used to clean the pipes to her daily.

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/larisa-oleynik.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 21st, 2011, 06:30 PM
Dude, Alex Mack looks like Hilary Swank now

http://seat42f.com/images/stories/tvshows/HawaiiFiveO/Season1/S0119/Larisa-Oleynik-Hawaii-Five-0.jpg

http://www.starazzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/hilary-swank05210803.jpg

:(:(:(:(

I hate the swankster but yeah she does.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 21st, 2011, 06:37 PM
One girl I used to have a huge bone over was the girl from space cases on snick. Then she ended up being the hot mechanic on firefly.

http://image.qpicture.com/image/j/artist-jewel-staite/jewel-staite-346946.jpg

Esuohlim
Sep 21st, 2011, 07:18 PM
Man I had a lot of Nickelodeon crushes back in the day.

Moira Quirk (http://nickelodeongutscentral.webs.com/vlcsnap-1596882.png) has the distinction of being the very first! (Fuck you Mike O'Malley >:)

Then came both Nona Mecklenberg and Ellen Hickle from Pete and Pete :(

Alex Mack's nerdy sister (http://www.theatre40.org/jpgs/company-pictures/headshots/bishop-meredith.jpg) was way hotter that Alex Mack, btw

Fathom Zero
Sep 21st, 2011, 07:31 PM
I liked the way Moira said 'buoy'.

Esuohlim
Sep 21st, 2011, 08:15 PM
I think hers was the first British accent I've ever heard. Every time she talked I didn't want her to stop

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 21st, 2011, 09:53 PM
I wanted to go to mo too.

k0k0
Sep 21st, 2011, 11:26 PM
I think Moira was probably the cause of a lot of pre-pubescent stirrings. She was awesome and I wish Mike would just shut up and let Mo talk.

Esuohlim
Sep 22nd, 2011, 12:05 AM
I wanted to go to mo too.

I don't know if the pickle comment went through, but it was "You can bang her and then she can tell you what you clocked in at :eek"

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 22nd, 2011, 11:43 AM
A FURIOUS FIVE MONTHS.

Zhukov
Sep 23rd, 2011, 01:01 AM
Alex Mack's nerdy sister (http://www.theatre40.org/jpgs/company-pictures/headshots/bishop-meredith.jpg) was way hotter that Alex Mack, btw

You are straight tripping.

Esuohlim
Sep 23rd, 2011, 01:16 AM
Alex Mack wore her hat backwards like some sort of scofflaw

Fathom Zero
Sep 23rd, 2011, 01:25 AM
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8185/tumblrlrsylnpfvy1qz9qoo.jpg

Sofia Coppola :rolleyes

Just this one picture.

Pentegarn
Sep 23rd, 2011, 06:49 AM
What's his real name?

kahljorn
Sep 23rd, 2011, 07:06 AM
:lol

Pram Maven
Sep 23rd, 2011, 09:00 AM
http://s2.postimage.org/mbrhhhser/lots_of_smokes.png (http://www.postimage.org/)

:sigh

It's no use, more cigarettes just don't make her ugly.

Pentegarn
Sep 23rd, 2011, 04:20 PM
You got the :sigh part right :rolleyes

kahljorn
Sep 23rd, 2011, 05:33 PM
why didnt you put a penis in her mouth

what a waste of photoshop

ThrashO
Sep 23rd, 2011, 05:57 PM
why didnt you put a penis in her mouth

what a waste of photoshop

then he'd be jealous

Esuohlim
Sep 23rd, 2011, 08:04 PM
I just looked up Sofia Coppola and literally every other picture is better than that one

Fathom Zero
Sep 23rd, 2011, 08:49 PM
Nawp

kahljorn
Sep 23rd, 2011, 09:38 PM
yea bu ti bet that one was the manliest one

Zhukov
Sep 24th, 2011, 01:15 AM
And is in black and white and with cigarettes.

ThrashO
Sep 24th, 2011, 04:15 AM
Shit I know where I know that dude from now! He played Maria, Micheal Corleone's Daughter in Godfather Part III

kahljorn
Sep 24th, 2011, 05:09 AM
oh yea his incestual daughter

"IM JUDGEMENTAL Of MY FATHER BEING A GANGSTER, BUT IM NOT ABOVE FUCKING MY COUSIN"

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 24th, 2011, 09:07 AM
"IM JUDGEMENTAL Of MY FATHER BEING A GANGSTER, BUT IM NOT ABOVE FUCKING MY COUSIN"

http://topnews.in/files/Nicolas-Cage_0.jpg

OR

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLsdaCVk3Kk/SnTo4w-qRzI/AAAAAAABJ2A/zLLiGF2x1Yw/s400/JasonSchwartzman10.jpg

?

Zhukov
Sep 24th, 2011, 11:57 AM
Just watched a roller derbs bout online, and fell in love with Suzy Hotrod.

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/78/bc7b3f474b974d86b1e908cf22a02487/l.jpg

But mostly her arse in tight pants.

http://www.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large_610x456_scaled/photos/340584.jpg

Watching it made my face feel like it was being torn off in a good way.

Dimnos
Sep 24th, 2011, 12:03 PM
Nice rumps. Got any better pics?

Zhukov
Sep 24th, 2011, 12:11 PM
That's not really the sort of thing I feel comfortable with dealing out, but it's a no, anyway.

kahljorn
Sep 24th, 2011, 04:14 PM
?

http://content8.flixster.com/question/31/62/52/3162526_std.jpg

ThrashO
Sep 24th, 2011, 04:22 PM
http://content8.flixster.com/question/31/62/52/3162526_std.jpg

YA

Zomboid
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:44 PM
I usually avoid this thread because I just know that FZ will post something that'll either gross me out or, at the very least, groan.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:50 PM
http://content8.flixster.com/question/31/62/52/3162526_std.jpg

Oh okay. I thought you meant she said that in real life. I've never seen the godfather movies.

ThrashO
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:53 PM
Oh okay. I thought you meant she said that in real life. I've never seen the godfather movies.

they're kinda like starwars but with italians

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 1st, 2011, 12:10 AM
oh man. If starwars were eyetalian I would quit being a fan.

HAN GUIDO

LUKE CAMPIONE

C3PSAUCEONSUNDAY

LEAHFISTBUMPINLIKECHAMPS

JABBA THE HUT(CUZ HE ALLREADY LOOKS LIKE A FAT MOBSTER)

:GUIDOSHOTFIRST

Pentegarn
Oct 1st, 2011, 07:26 AM
oh man. If starwars were eyetalian I would quit being a fan.

HAN GUIDO

LUKE CAMPIONE

C3PSAUCEONSUNDAY

LEAHFISTBUMPINLIKECHAMPS

JABBA THE HUT(CUZ HE ALLREADY LOOKS LIKE A FAT MOBSTER)

:GUIDOSHOTFIRST

:greenpickle

Fathom Zero
Oct 11th, 2011, 01:54 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9848/tumblrls2qejawq41qevksa.jpg

I NEED TITTIES MORE THAN I NEED FOOD OR OXYGEN

Sam
Oct 12th, 2011, 12:01 AM
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.

kahljorn
Oct 12th, 2011, 12:05 AM
HE NEEDS TITTIES MORE THAN PENISES AND MANFACE

Fathom Zero
Oct 12th, 2011, 01:07 AM
THIS IS A TRUTH.

ThrashO
Oct 12th, 2011, 03:21 AM
If she had a dick id suck it

Pentegarn
Oct 12th, 2011, 06:32 AM
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.

"You must have a scale icon before giving Sam green pickles again"

Kitsa
Oct 12th, 2011, 12:38 PM
She looks like Candy from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", the Jack Nicholson version.

k0k0
Oct 12th, 2011, 12:42 PM
I always had a thing for Kari Byron on mythbusters, but whenever I see pictures of her, her face looks kinda messed.

Rongi
Oct 13th, 2011, 08:41 PM
HE NEEDS TITTIES MORE THAN PENISES AND MANFACE

that lady has neither manface or penis

ok she might have a penis but def no manface

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 13th, 2011, 10:56 PM
Shes boutto get my penis in her manface.

ThrashO
Oct 13th, 2011, 11:42 PM
id get down with those titties if she had 3 penises (aka the don carlson special)

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 14th, 2011, 09:09 AM
i totally recall that happenin

Esuohlim
Oct 15th, 2011, 12:57 AM
FATHOM, ARE YOU FINDING ALL YOUR PRETTY GIRLS IN SHITTY INTERNET WEBSITE REDIRECTS?

http://i.imgur.com/3QCzS.jpg

k0k0
Oct 15th, 2011, 01:14 AM
I'll laugh really hard when I notice what? I wanna know what it is. I want to laugh really hard.

Zhukov
Oct 15th, 2011, 09:31 AM
Have you spotted it when you were a child?

What a terrible sentence.

Fathom Zero
Oct 16th, 2011, 07:42 PM
FATHOM, ARE YOU FINDING ALL YOUR PRETTY GIRLS IN SHITTY INTERNET WEBSITE REDIRECTS?

http://i.imgur.com/3QCzS.jpg

incrediblerack.tumblr.com mostly

i'm not responsible for where they get their pictures from

Kitsa
Oct 19th, 2011, 09:43 AM
That piercing one doesn't look right. The top teeth are too low or something.

Chojin
Oct 19th, 2011, 10:10 PM
it's because the light is refracted at an angle

it's fucking gross

ThrashO
Oct 19th, 2011, 11:40 PM
as a matter refract, it is :posh

Esuohlim
Oct 25th, 2011, 09:24 PM
The girl in this video is pretty/handsome

I bet she gets bonus points from Guitar Woman for being on drugs

mDRbnmjzY7U

ThrashO
Oct 25th, 2011, 11:20 PM
I'd show her color. THE COLOR OF DICK.

kahljorn
Oct 26th, 2011, 07:44 PM
ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick

Zhukov
Oct 27th, 2011, 08:22 AM
:lol

I need to remember that line and use it somewhere.

Geggy
Oct 28th, 2011, 07:11 PM
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/lo.jpg

nudge nudge, i'm hitting that

kahljorn
Oct 28th, 2011, 07:51 PM
enjoy now, regret later

Kitsa
Oct 28th, 2011, 09:35 PM
she looks exactly like one of my aunts circa 1982.

Thanks for ruining my Thanksgiving.

kahljorn
Oct 28th, 2011, 10:36 PM
maybe uncle geggy will come to thanksgiving this year

Chojin
Oct 29th, 2011, 02:12 AM
she looks like sicktodeathmx with downs

ThrashO
Oct 29th, 2011, 12:34 PM
i'm hitting that

are you using bricks? why does her head look like that?

k0k0
Oct 29th, 2011, 06:34 PM
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/lo.jpg

nudge nudge, i'm hitting that

She looks like the shitty boss from that horrible show Workaholics. Like almost exactly like her.

kahljorn
Oct 29th, 2011, 07:43 PM
geggys a gold digger

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 30th, 2011, 01:02 AM
Fucking love workaholics

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 30th, 2011, 01:09 AM
Holy shit though. She looks exactly like her.

Pentegarn
Oct 30th, 2011, 07:54 AM
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/lo.jpg

nudge nudge, i'm hitting that

So when are you going to post the pics of her with bruises then?

k0k0
Oct 30th, 2011, 11:30 AM
Holy shit though. She looks exactly like her.

I know man. Exactly like her.

I like it the show, but then I hate it. It's one of those shows for me.

Esuohlim
Oct 31st, 2011, 12:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mRDKx.jpg

FUCK YEAH GIRAFFE NECKS

Zhukov
Oct 31st, 2011, 11:11 PM
You've got the best taste.

I like biting them.

Sam
Nov 1st, 2011, 01:20 AM
I LIKE TO EXPLODE MY SEMEN ON THEM.

Fathom Zero
Nov 1st, 2011, 01:03 PM
kerpow

is the sound that makes

Sam
Nov 1st, 2011, 11:33 PM
THE ONLY PART THAT SUCKS IS I GET JIZZ ALL OVER MY HANDS WHEN I FINISH STRANGLING THEM BROADS WHAT I HAD KERSPLODED UPON.

k0k0
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:43 AM
I'm not big on the chicks with long necks. But girls with no necks are disgusting. So I'll take them over the other.

kahljorn
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:44 AM
what if a girls neck is so long she can eat leaves off of the top branch

is that sxy

k0k0
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:05 AM
Well is she using it to get me leaves? Because if she's not sharing leaves, then that's not sexy. That girl is a bitch!

ThrashO
Nov 2nd, 2011, 03:02 AM
i like em with no neck

lwDHK0REuMs

Pentegarn
Nov 2nd, 2011, 06:08 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/CIMG8078.jpg

Sexy

k0k0
Nov 2nd, 2011, 11:17 AM
He is ripped and novelty glasses from the 80's are a big turn on. But he also looks like he crapped himself and got caught walking shamefully to the restroom by TMZ in this photo.

Pentegarn
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:53 PM
Which may also be a turn on depending on what one is into

10,000 Volt Ghost
Nov 2nd, 2011, 03:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mRDKx.jpg

FUCK YEAH GIRAFFE NECKS

THAT WAY THEY CAN LICK THE CUM OFF THEIR BACK.

Fathom Zero
Nov 2nd, 2011, 03:41 PM
shiny/happy people

Lone Wanderer
Nov 2nd, 2011, 08:26 PM
I'm cruel that way.

Also, as a pale skinned redheaded person, I was drunk on being the BEST.

Redhead you say? :love

Esuohlim
Nov 2nd, 2011, 08:47 PM
lol

kahljorn
Nov 2nd, 2011, 09:59 PM
AROUND HERE WE CALL EM GNGERS AND ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE FEELINGS TOWARDS THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL

Dimnos
Nov 3rd, 2011, 02:30 AM
Hate isnt a feeling?

k0k0
Nov 3rd, 2011, 02:34 AM
I personally welcome all the shunned redheaded ladies to drift my way because you are awesome and perfect. The men shall all burn at the stake for being gross.

Dimnos
Nov 6th, 2011, 12:27 AM
If they touch you, you get ginger dick. Just fyi. :\

Kitsa
Nov 10th, 2011, 09:27 PM
what the fuck is "ginger dick" supposed to be

Zhukov
Nov 10th, 2011, 09:49 PM
A girl I know just dyed her hair red yesterday. It was like she was an ugly librarian that took her glasses off and became hot.

Esuohlim
Nov 10th, 2011, 11:03 PM
This beautiful dark-haired pale-skinned girl I know dyed her hair blonde a month ago and it was like she was a hot librarian who fell into a pile of shit

Zhukov
Nov 10th, 2011, 11:10 PM
I saw a blond librarian eat an ugly pile of red shit once. :\

kahljorn
Nov 10th, 2011, 11:50 PM
what the hell kinda porn you watchin

Zhukov
Nov 11th, 2011, 12:18 AM
No, in real life.

Geggy
Dec 5th, 2011, 10:45 AM
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/IMG_0019.jpg


Nudge, nudge I'm hitting thatthat

Esuohlim
Dec 5th, 2011, 11:54 AM
A FLEECE WITH DONALD DUCKS ALL OVER IT? HIT IT HARDER

Fathom Zero
Dec 5th, 2011, 12:14 PM
I edited this post because it was extraordinarily mean.

http://i.imgur.com/PfYwh.jpg

so I'll leave this deliciousness instead

Esuohlim
Dec 5th, 2011, 12:32 PM
her abs look like a penis

Fathom Zero
Dec 5th, 2011, 12:37 PM
wat

Esuohlim
Dec 5th, 2011, 12:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PfYwh.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Mow7O.png

I'm not at all saying that she isn't hot

Fathom Zero
Dec 5th, 2011, 01:17 PM
but I see the other abs, too

EDIT: and I'd mash my face into her tits or her dick. It's all good.

Sam
Dec 5th, 2011, 09:32 PM
MAN, I'D TAKE A DUMP RIGHT ON THAT PENIS.

Esuohlim
Dec 21st, 2011, 06:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EqReH.jpg

Fathom Zero
Dec 21st, 2011, 07:03 PM
WHY DO YOU ENTICE ME

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 21st, 2011, 07:43 PM
With my pretty dick and her luscious lips we could do the new calvin klein calogne ads

Sam
Dec 21st, 2011, 08:51 PM
MAN I'D LIKE TO TAKE A DUMP ON HER.

Chojin
Dec 27th, 2011, 08:20 PM
http://supersmashytpdojo.webs.com/photos/Veteran-Fighters/Rainbow_dash_evil_looking.png

OH MAN

Esuohlim
Jan 8th, 2012, 01:57 AM
IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT

http://watchoutfor.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pj-harvey.jpg

Pentegarn
Jan 9th, 2012, 05:17 PM
That picture is not very flattering

Esuohlim
Jan 9th, 2012, 05:56 PM
It makes her look like the emo kid from Little Miss Sunshine

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jan 10th, 2012, 09:19 AM
Almost looks like the guy from Terror Firmer.

Esuohlim
Jan 12th, 2012, 05:23 AM
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

This link isn't work safe
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy-carlson-romano-is-naked-and-its-awesome/

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

kahljorn
Jan 12th, 2012, 03:47 PM
even nudity isnt worth a sponsor message

ThrashO
Jan 12th, 2012, 09:49 PM
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

This link isn't work safe
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy-carlson-romano-is-naked-and-its-awesome/

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

That was the best video I've seen in a while.

Also, that other broad's mouth is too Ron Perlman-y.

Fathom Zero
Jan 13th, 2012, 01:18 AM
oh hey, it's skrillex

MattJack
Jan 28th, 2012, 01:15 AM
IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT

http://watchoutfor.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pj-harvey.jpg

I bet her dic* is huge.

Zhukov
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:11 PM
PJ Harvey was in Hobart the other day. She looked better than that photo.

Zomboid
Feb 3rd, 2012, 02:58 AM
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

This link isn't work safe
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy-carlson-romano-is-naked-and-its-awesome/

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

Yes. Especially that last part. I only watched that stupid show to see her.

Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2012, 01:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/laZT3.jpg

kahljorn
Apr 2nd, 2012, 02:46 AM
done

can somebody edit my post so it looks like it was posted the same minute you posted that picture

also milhouse wth is with all the hair on that girls head, man? are you turning straight or something

Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2012, 11:45 PM
I'd fuck a dude who looked like that, no problem

Fathom Zero
Apr 2nd, 2012, 11:51 PM
IT'S A GIRL WITH A LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA

ThrashO
Apr 4th, 2012, 01:36 AM
hopefully not too little :yum

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2012, 01:50 AM
She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar, except way better looking.

Esuohlim
Apr 6th, 2012, 10:23 PM
I find surprisingly few women on this page attractive, so I'll just leave this here for GW and Fathom

NWS for the occasional titty

http://boyishpercent.tumblr.com/

Fathom Zero
Apr 6th, 2012, 11:54 PM
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I can't even fight that.

kahljorn
Apr 7th, 2012, 10:49 PM
do you mean because they could all kick your ass

Fathom Zero
Apr 7th, 2012, 10:59 PM
bitches don't know bout my aikido

Tadao
Jul 30th, 2012, 03:15 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wtd2EHGG1qbf402o1_1280.jpg

Tadao
Jul 30th, 2012, 05:04 AM
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fTcBbrdzBqdxco1T_Xad_A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/149477339.jpg

Kitsa
Jul 31st, 2012, 12:54 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wtd2EHGG1qbf402o1_1280.jpg

On the right, what exactly is that tooth situation

Tadao
Jul 31st, 2012, 01:23 PM
Japs have the worst teeth.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 31st, 2012, 10:07 PM
Speaking if which I can't wait for the new dead or alive game.

Fathom Zero
Nov 14th, 2012, 08:22 PM
stGWWuqsY-A

<3 Skin

Esuohlim
Nov 15th, 2012, 11:53 PM
Oh ok you're in love with Grace Jones now

Fathom Zero
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:58 AM
No, Grace Jones scares me.

Tadao
Nov 29th, 2012, 12:11 AM
http://leanderjeanett.blognownow.com/uploads/danielle_fishel_01_04.jpg

Nick
Nov 29th, 2012, 03:13 AM
I knew she was familiar. Fucking Topanga , goddamn.

kahljorn
Nov 29th, 2012, 05:00 PM
i knew those lips were familiar. fucking mr potato head.

Esuohlim
Nov 29th, 2012, 08:43 PM
Hey FZ wanna help me build a time machine so we can go back to the 60s and take turns fucking Jean Seberg, it'll be fun

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1LZ_W4VhtFg/UAR--kojR3I/AAAAAAAAAGc/NmXeLPVheFc/s1600/jeanseberg.jpg

Fathom Zero
Nov 29th, 2012, 09:30 PM
girrrrrrrrrrrrrl

where da time parts at

let's do this

Dimnos
Dec 5th, 2012, 11:46 PM
Dont forget to take her some implants.

Esuohlim
Dec 6th, 2012, 08:04 PM
gross

hard boobs.

please

kahljorn
Dec 6th, 2012, 10:05 PM
gross

boobs.

please
fixedetc.
fucking strikeout

Fathom Zero
Dec 7th, 2012, 02:03 AM
ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit

Esuohlim
Dec 8th, 2012, 06:22 PM
http://static.becomegorgeous.com/img/arts/2012/May/15/7782/short_haircut_web_collection_thumb.jpg

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2012, 08:34 PM
Man, Anne Hathaway has everything going for her right now Milhouse-style but she is just not attractive to me at all for some reason.

Tadao
May 3rd, 2013, 04:40 PM
http://bluerailroad.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1-chrissie.jpg

Tadao
May 3rd, 2013, 04:42 PM
http://leanderjeanett.blognownow.com/uploads/danielle_fishel_01_04.jpg

OH MAN

Esuohlim
Sep 3rd, 2013, 10:14 PM
Fuck me, man. The dorky girls I never paid attention to in college are finding ways A LITTLE TOO GODDAMN LATE to turn on the Milhouse Boner™ >: >:

http://i.imgur.com/qgmdfqw.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 8th, 2013, 10:30 AM
TIME MACHINE POWERED BY BONERS. GO.

Esuohlim
Sep 8th, 2013, 10:00 PM
Oh god a machine that powerful must never be created for the sake of mankind :(

Esuohlim
Oct 19th, 2013, 08:17 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/33278423/Kaki+King+guitar+madness.jpg

Esuohlim
Jan 25th, 2014, 01:00 PM
>: >: >:

http://www.rocktownhall.com/blogs/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Pownall_Ron_017_David_Byrne_73.jpg

bigtimecow
Jan 25th, 2014, 01:33 PM
:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love
http://chowned.ca/gallery2/d/1786-2/rose-mcgowan-grindhouse-prem-05.jpg

Tadao
Feb 5th, 2014, 02:17 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UpXYWGSXUQg/Uf8XD5vwiFI/AAAAAAAAOLI/nEaBu6-x4nc/s1600/MaryTylerMoore-camera.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 7th, 2014, 03:59 AM
BARBARA FELDON

Esuohlim
Apr 21st, 2014, 02:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/40E5p8L.jpg

Esuohlim
Apr 21st, 2014, 06:29 PM
Legit angry that I don't get to have sex with that, tbh

Cosmo Electrolux
Apr 24th, 2014, 12:06 PM
looks like a young Spock. :|

Esuohlim
Apr 24th, 2014, 07:48 PM
fuck yeah

HickMan
Apr 30th, 2014, 02:45 AM
Have you ever gotten around to watching Twin Peaks? And I think she's got a really nice neck.

Esuohlim
May 6th, 2014, 07:32 PM
NO but I see it everyday as a recommendation on Netflix and it's all RIGHT FUCKING THERE ready for me to watch, and it has pretty ladies, and Mulder in drag! So I don't know what my problem is. :(

Colonel Flagg
May 9th, 2014, 02:52 PM
Yes, but one of those pretty ladies (https://s.yimg.com/ea/img/-/130507/lara_flynn_boyle_90s_then_now_bombshell_18oh2u0-18oh2ub.jpg?x=450&q=80&n=1&sig=76AbsbtGWHkVz9aBYWUp.w--)didn't age too gracefully.

Plastic surgery can work both ways.

WhiteRat
May 9th, 2014, 02:57 PM
He has a certain ruggedness that is just really appealing:





http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20130307/080313_out_fashion_event_2/bruce-vilanch-out-celebrates-la-fashion-week_3545035.jpg

Colonel Flagg
May 12th, 2014, 10:32 PM
That's hot.

Whassup WhiteRat?

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2014, 09:01 PM
Finally saw Amelie for the first time

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y7kjOcia1rvhjgto1_500.gif

you faggots

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2014, 03:29 AM
I really like Amelie

/artfag