Crocodile Hunter

[FartinMowler]

Mr.Fart If the Crocodile hunter and Crocodile dundee had a auto head on collision and both died of horrible injuries would australia have a huge funeral and have a parade with people lining the streets? oh and when you have a bath and you fart does a little piece of poop float to the top or does it sink and get caught between your toes?

[whoreable]

MISTER FART QUESTION THREAD >:
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AVANDIA ATTORNEY (http://www.classactionsettlements.org/lawsuit/avandia/)

[Spectre X]

Mr.Fart If the Crocodile hunter and Crocodile dundee had a auto head on collision and both died of horrible injuries would australia have a huge funeral and have a parade with people lining the streets? oh and when you have a bath and you fart does a little piece of poop float to the top or does it sink and get caught between your toes?

:lol :lol :lol

[FartinMowler]

I know I fucked up!! The mister Fart thread was getting full anyway.

[MISTER FART]

WELL, FOR STARTERS CROCODILE DUNDEE IS NOT A REAL LIFE PERSON.

SECONDS CROCODILE HUNTER ISNT OVERLY WELL KNOWN OVER HERE. HE IS MAINLY ONLY FAMOUS HERE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WE THINK IT IS SO FUCKED UP HOW OTHER COUTRIES THINK HE IS GREAT.

AND I DONT HAVE BATHS, BUT IF I DID I COULD SEE WHAT YOU WROTE AS A STRONG POSSIBILITY.

AND I WIL GET TO THOSE OTHER QUESTIONS SOON, I ASSURE YOU

[mburbank]

I'm thinking of working up the nergy to hate you, Fartin.

Why? Because you suck. You really, really suck. When you're sucking really badly does it make you say something about farting in a bathtub? 'Cause those farting in a bathtub jokes? Seriously, they're a riot. If you're a five year old boy who's a huge numb tit.

[Les Waste]

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[FartinMowler]

mburbank the man that brought you "Help me Mac users and name this thread" Exciting a riveting stuff.

[mburbank]

Uh huh. I mean, they're no 'farting in the bathtub' or anything, but their all right. That farting in the bathtub thing. Gold, Fartin. Comedy gold. Seriosuly, you're the new Oscar Wilde here at I-mock. The Farting in the Bathtub jokes were the best part of "Importance of Being Earnest", hands down. And if they'd had a chair at the Algonquin Round table just especially for people to sit in if they were going to make a farting in the bathtub joke? You'd be sitting in it. Why? It's classic. I particularly like the whole new twist you bring to it, you know, your whole angle where you sort of... you know... talk about it. That's the brilliance of your approach. Do it again, seriously.

[FartinMowler]

It's true I am just one long poopy joke and some people have political aspirations. I am politically retarded.

[Captain Robo]

GO TO WWW.GODFART.COM AND WATCH BEEBO 2.

THAT SHOULD ANSWER YOUR FUCKING QUESTION.

[slavemason]

If a little piece of poop comes out, as you stated, then it's no longer farting. You sir, are referring to shitting.

[FartinMowler]

no no I am talking about those wet farts that ripple with sound then with out warning, a release of pungent poop.

[mburbank]

You're not just politically retarded, Fartin. You're a complete moron. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you? How can you be as horrid as you are? is it a strain being utterly useless?

[me]

I don't know about the floating poop question but I have something about farts to say. Never ever fart in a wet suit. I did once when I was diving and it doesn't leave the suit, it just stays as a huge ass bubble on your back. It sucks real bad. I would guess that the poop question would depend on the type of poop that it was. If it was like one of those nasty taco burrito farts it would probably sink but if it was a vegetarian fart there is a good chance that it could float.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Did you ever get beat up?

[MISTER FART]

THIS THREAD IS BITCHIN :lol

[SInIsTeR]

Why do farts in the tub smell so much like propane?

there's no smelly additive in my ass?

[MISTER FART]

BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST !!!!!