Honey you gotta tell everybody who you hate you know what I mean who are you throwin in with so we can shift around to accomodate you it doesn't work any other way around here stick with me I'll watch you back

hey be nice terra :P

I was!!

Just showing the new kid the ropes and all.

Hate huh? Hmmm.....

MY freshman Algebra teacher, he was a really big cockhead. My cousin, my aunt...some of them actually...I don't like Hilary Duff....she's annoying as hell to me for some reason. I can't stand Amanda Bynes. >_< I can't stand GC or Blink, New Found Glory, and uh Sum 41......Should I continue? O.o

It's like a female prison in here. I'll wait for the video, thank you very much.

P.S. Is there any way you can blue-dot Terra's face? K, thx!

Hey, just found this message board while I wsa googling for music message boards. But it looks like a cool place. My name is Dan and I am a Canadian.

I'm into lots of things, but mostly I am into music. I spend a lot of my free time working on my website at http://twowaymonlogues.blogspot.com (which is more or a less a music reviews ant other music related news type of website) I am proud to say we have four phenomenal writers.

And if you are into music, but not the kind of music that plays on top 40 all the time. You should check it out.

I'm also into philosophy, and I am a writer. Who has written 4 novels (although sadly they haven't been officially published) just indepedently.

Hope to talk to some of you soon.

Dan

Welcome Dan.

Fuck off, Dan.

BAN DAN!! >:

A blog isn't a website, dan.

I feel very encouraged that Dan will visit us often. :)

canadian dan's website/blog doesn't look like much from what I can tell...

It's not like he's going to use his REAL nationality. :rolleyes

Uh, hi there. I'm TechnoDestructo/Joker the Maniac/Andrew, whatever the hell you wanna call me. I've been a fan of I-mockery for some time now, and just now decided to join up on the forums. As you can see, I'm a huge GWAR fan (Dave's like my idol), and I love Troma flicks.

Yeah, hope I can feel welcome here, this seems like my kinda place.

this thread should be renamed to "make your first post here so we can make fun of you in a thread that will remain stickied forever"

Name- uuh... yeah, right, I´m gonna give you all the opportunity to mock out of my name... forget it!!!....


nah, who am I kidding? my name is Rogelio Guzmán Verduzco, go ahead and mock (like I could get offended by that... snif...)

Age- 22 (too damn old to be messing with childs underwe... I mean... toys... too damn young to be ranting bitterly like a 70 year old bastard)

job- Net Cafe owner... (life can be sweet)

where you at?- the most obvious answer (here) must be used already... so, I´ll say "aquÃ*" and be happy

why did you start posting- well... I just felt like posting in a message board where not everybody was depressed...

how long have you been on the board- couple of minutes...

hobbies- Living...

fav. music/band- Sopor Aeternus and the Ensamble of Shadows

fav. book- just one? ok... mhh... "The Poets Wedding" by Antonio Skármeta

fav. movie- It´s a tie between "Bill and Ted´s Bogus Journey" and "Convivencia"

Who do you hate the most on this board- no one... yet...

Fav. Beatle- Ringo (gotta love Caveman!)

At least he didn't make a thread.

Howdy Tech.

Oh no it's the almighty Dave...

At least I know someone here.

I don't believe that you know him.

Answer this question, then maybe ill believe yah.

What is the best time to get high, according to stoner dave?

Anytime.

Anytime is a good time

:420

yall better run now!

Noone feels like it.

OMG BIG SIG DAVE v

Sorry to break it to you, but no, it's not.

Fuck off.

Re: Tell us a little about yourself...
 

Name- Cody
Age- 20
job- Student
where you at?- Springfield, OR
why did you start posting- I finally stopped being a wiener and decided to post.
how long have you been on the board- Does LURKING count?? ;) ;) ;) ;)
hobbies- Drawing, Writing, THINKING. ;) To the smart people! ;)
fav. music/band- Strapping Young Lad and old songs
fav. book- I've only read short stories.
fav. movie- I DON'T KNOW!! ;) To Jixby ;)
Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate everyone who is stupid!
Fav. Beatle- Ginger Nut!

Its been awhile since i've posted here so i figure i should update this thing because i know you all care.

Name- Brian "Danger" Fleshman
Age- 19
job- Bowling Alley Mechanic
where you at?- California
why did you start posting- Cuz i can
how long have you been on the board- i dunno, like a year or two i left for awhile tho
hobbies- bowling, video games
fav. music/band- right now it would be Queen
fav. book- Fight Club
fav. movie- Shaolin Soccer

sig be gone :(

Re: Tell us a little about yourself...
 

The amount of emoticons you just used makes me doubt your age.

i don't doubt your age ;)

Quit c-blocking, Mr. Largehuge. Can't you see that Dave's got the mac on? :player

Name- Edward
Age- 25
job- Scientist (Astronomer, to be precise)
where you at?- Hawaii (Clear skies make for good stargazing)
why did you start posting- Got bored siting around at night. :(
how long have you been on the board- about 20 minutes
hobbies- Driving up prices on eBay :lol
fav. music/band- The Beatles.
fav. book- The Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- The Matrix
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know yet
Fav. Beatle- Lennon

Name-Cresten St.Clair
Age-15
job-Student
where you at?- Hamilton Il
why did you start posting-A while back(the end of 2003)
how long have you been on the board-around a year
hobbies-Video games, ninjaing, ....... im not a very active person
fav. music/band-Modest Mouse
fav. book-The Once and Future King- E.B. White (I think)
fav. movie-Mst3k THE MOVIE
Who do you hate the most on this board-Arrow X
Fav. Beatle- I love them all.

astronomer to be precise.

Carl Sagan has a funny voice.

PHUNMAN likes PHUN!

What was that for?

Phunman is a retarded dumbshit. You'll see.

How could you NOT know the author of your favorite book?

Name: James Fleming Martin

Age: 18

Location: Felixstowe, England

Occupation: Student

Details: A huge fan of video games and one who enjoys the 'P.E.T.A' flash game!

Name- Sam

Age- 15

job- BlockBuster

where you at?- Garland,Texas

why did you start posting- I like i-mockery.com

how long have you been on the board- 8 mouths

hobbies- Drawing,listening to music,Playing drums

fav. music/band- Ramones,Misfits,They might be giants,Guided by voices

fav. book/comic- Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books,Dead@17

fav. movie- Breakfast club,Big lebowski,Christmas story,clerks, goonies

Fav. game-Postal 2,Grand theft auto:vicy city,all the Tony Hawk games,Conker's bad fur day,Timesplitters 2

You sound mysterious. A lone wolf.

Name- Shauna
Age- 25
job- Internet Tech Support
where you at?- Las Vegas
why did you start posting- Bored
how long have you been on the board- 3 days
hobbies- crafts, making earings,
fav. music/band- Marilyn Manson, UPO, Godsmack
fav. book- Anne Rice Novels
fav. movie- Hell Boy
Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know yet
Fav. Beatle- Lady Bug, other wise the dead beatle. LOL

:lol

I fucking hate you.

Name- Steven Miranda
Age- 20
job- flipping burgers at disney world's blizzard beach
where you at?- Kissimmee, Fl
why did you start posting- i dunno. i was bored
how long have you been on the board- since today (12/13)
hobbies- going to the disney theme parks (not to mention invading the disney hotels for two reasons, the arcades and going to the hot tubs just so i can meet chicks
fav. music/band- Marilyn Manson, Aerosmith, Godsmack, Erasure, Dimmu Borgir
fav. book- anything by Tom Clancy
fav. movie- Robocop (or any movie that involves either schwarzenegger or stallone dishing out mindless violence with big, honkinh, machine guns)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know yet
Fav. Beatle- john lennon
Fav. Games- Revenge of Shinobi (not the crappy GBA version, but the original genesis version), Soul Calibur 2, Snatcher (sega CD version), any sonic the hedgehog game (except for robotnik's mean bean machine)

Welcome Steven. :)

Re: Tell us a little about yourself...
 

Name- no
Age- 16
job- no
where you at?- Toronto, Ontario
why did you start posting- Bored
how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes
hobbies- no
fav. music/band- don't know
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- don't know
Who do you hate the most on this board- who's cool to hate?
Fav. Beatle- that guy with the bowl head

Name- Evan Joslyn
Age- 17
job- Unemployed
where you at?- New Hartford, CT
why did you start posting- I'm bored with the other Forums
how long have you been on the board- a minute ago
hobbies- music, Music, MUSIC
fav. music/band- Nine Inch Nails, GWAR, Dead Kennedys, Ministry, and So many bands to list
fav. book- Hooked on Phonics
fav. movie- Akira, Pulp Fiction, The Cerks, Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dunno who
Fav. Beatle- Paul

OH SHIT DIMEBAGS DEAD!?!?!

not in our hearts. stay strong brother, stay strong.

OH SHIT DIAMOND DARRELL IS DEAD :eek

Sooooo, tell us a little bit about yourself. You had me at "hello". :(

Name- Bob

Age- 29

job- Indentured Servitude/Help Desk Drone

where you at?- Dallas

why did you start posting- I've been visiting the site for a few years now, enjoying minimocks and visionary darkness. Just figured I might as well, and this seemed to be as good a place as any.

how long have you been on the board- Your guess is as good as mine.

hobbies- Drinking, D&D (and other assorted RPG's), Video games, Building/fixing PC's.

fav. music/band- The Dwarves, The Cramps, Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Weezer, Misfits, Johnny Cash.

fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, LotR trilogy, Wheel of Time series.

fav. movie- Flash Gordon, Clerks, The Blues Brothers, Office Space, Fear and Loathing, Where the Buffalo Roam, Stripes, et al.

Who do you hate the most on this board- No one...yet.

Fav. Beatle- John :blah

meet me at the mall!

...The mall?

No.

:P

I'm sad and lonely.

lol

That was excessive, Mr. Jixby.

Name : Psycho
Age : 16
Job: Mentally Challengend
Where you at : Transilvanya
why did you start posting : I had nothin` better to do...
how long have you been on the board :about 5 min.
hobbies : movies,music blabla same old crap as anyone else
fav. band : Nirvana,Foo Fighters,AC/DC,Rammstein,Manowar,Papa Roach,Yngie Malmsteen,Amorphis,Disturbed...
fav. book : The Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice
fav. movie : Dogma,Clerks (kevin smith is THE MAN )
fav . Beatle - Paul

Name- Paul
Age- 15
job- Guitar
where you at?- Ohio, which is in the USA
why did you start posting- Rom hacks
how long have you been on the board- I forgot, not that long.
hobbies- Guitar, geek stuff, like games, game making/rom hacking.
fav. music/band- CKY. DERRRR! That's why my name's CKY2k
I also like Hot Water Music & Alkaline Trio. Fav. genre is Hard Rock
fav. book- I don't read much
fav. movie-I forgot
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't want to say, because I don't want to hear him/her b**** again.
Fav. Beatle-Uhhhh... The s*** beatle
[/b]

The Tender Years

CKY sucks.

So, wut's yr favrit color ... aside from the flat black that is a metaphor for your soul ... goth freaks?! >:

Age- 24
job- Currently looking.
where you at?- Ontario, Canada.
why did you start posting- Was at one time on another board, till it got shut down. Now i need something to fill in the gap.
how long have you been on the board-not long thus far
hobbies-Filming, video games.
fav. music/band- System Of a Down, nirvana, chili peppers,Tragically hip.
fav. book- Angels and demons
fav. movie- The twenty fifth hour, LOTR, high fidelity.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Dunno.

_____________

Well, Doc, ever since I was a puppy. :kneeslapper

hi
 

I'm Lauren, I'm 23 I live in California. I'm new on the board and i decided to start posting here because I'm board and I wanna laugh. I just graduated from school w/ a BA in photography, but I'm not working as one. I love music, i'm into a lot of punk rock, my favorite band is CODE 4-15. Who is my fav. beatle? Hmmm... I'd have to say ringo.

Name- NOT Luke Maxwell
Age- 31
job- Financial Advisor
where you at?- Sacremento, CA
why did you start posting- Because the people here seem cool
how long have you been on the board- just started posting!
hobbies- Baseball Cards and thats it
fav. music/band- The Beatles
fav. book- Jurassic Park
fav. movie- Animal House, Scarface, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction... too many to name!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Mr. Mockery that bastard!
Fav. Beatle- Ringo!

Name- NOT Luke Maxwell
Age- 36
job- Internet Security Advisor for an ISP
where you at?- Johannesburg, South Africa (Yip, stinking foreigner right at the bottom of Africa)
why did you start posting- For the hell of it.
how long have you been on the board- not long enough.
hobbies- Reading
fav. music/band- NOT The Beatles
fav. book- The World according to Garp.
fav. movie- The Last Samurai........ NOT too many to name!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself, WTF!
Fav. Beatle- NOT Ringo!

Be a little more ORIGINAL!

>:

Hooked On Phonics :lol

Name- Emily
Age- 17
job- Student :tear
where you at?- Oregon
why did you start posting- Because I was tired of lurking.
how long have you been on the board- a few weeks
hobbies- Guess.
fav. music/band- Beatles, ACDC
fav. book- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
fav. movie- Saving Private Ryan, Princess Mononoke (That's right. I went there. What now?)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Metal Militia.
Fav. Beatle- Lennon.

hey fuck you. Im the only one that didn't make fun of you in post you picture here, not to mention the plethora of witty posts i generate daily.

You just made yourself an e-enemy >: :eek

Name- brannon
Age- 29
job- lsu mainframe monitoring
where you at?- baton rouge
why did you start posting- the internet is serious business
how long have you been on the board- Joined: 14 Apr 2004
hobbies- making music, and whatever else
fav. music/band- symbiosis, grayarea, nubreed, nin, m.manson
fav. book- whatever user manual i'm reading atm
fav. movie- hmm, freddy got fingered or clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet, no rush though
Fav. Beatle- john. but i'm not really a beatles fan.

music/anime/video games?

Guitar, you dumbshit. :/

thats it! come on metal, lets tear the bitch apart!

Bwahahahaha, watch out you guys, teenage girls are meaner than they look.

Name- Paul
Age- 20
job- Student
where you at?- Virginia
why did you start posting- You don't wanna know
how long have you been on the board- Eh...a day?
hobbies- Transformers, Reading, Writing, collecting
fav. music/band- Japanese Pop music? I dunno
fav. book- Phoenix (series) by Osamu Tezuka
fav. movie- I dunno, there's quite alot
Who do you hate the most on this board- Emu. No reason, Just the only name I could think of at the moment
Fav. Beatle- The Blue Meanie?

Name- aaron
Age- 30
job- admin
where you at?- sydney
why did you start posting- like the site content
how long have you been on the board- Joined: not long
hobbies- tv. music, editing
fav. music/band- HIM, T'Pau, Counting Crows
fav. book- The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe
fav. movie- Hexed
Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm not getting in involved in sh*t slinging
Fav. Beatle- Ringo (cuz he's always least popular!!)

Then you signed up to the wrong messageboard :(

The choice of shit-style is very important in this respect. May I recommend eating a lot corn and peanuts.

Re: Tell us a little about yourself...
 

Name- the Log Lady
Age- 27
job- admin. assistant at a record label
where you at?- philthydelphia
why did you start posting- to talk shit
how long have you been on the board- not long
hobbies- music, photography, gardening, arty stuff
fav. music/band- (difficult!) the cure and godflesh
fav. book- unsure
fav. movie- clean,shaven
Who do you hate the most on this board- not sure yet
Fav. Beatle- i'd do 'em all

Name- Crash
Age- 19
job- Cashier
where you at?- Chicago, IL
why did you start posting- No longer lurking (Since 2001)
how long have you been on the board- A week.
hobbies- Reading
fav. music/band- J-Pop
fav. book- Nothing's Scared, Lewis Black
fav. movie- Men At Work
Who do you hate the most on this board- Right now, RedLeader01, he seems like an immature prick. And for a board called I-Mockery, that says a lot.
Fav. Beatle- None

Name- Jönas Jönsberg
Age- 16
job- McDonalds
where you at?- Hamar
why did you start posting- I'm young and confused
how long have you been on the board- Won't bother checking or remembering :(
hobbies- Drawing, animating, all that snooty stuff
fav. music/band- Doom-metal, simply put
fav. book- cannot recall
fav. movie- Scanners
Who do you hate the most on this board- Maybe the fifth next guy to post here
Fav. Beatle- Ringo

Who are you really, internet traveller?

I'm bored... It's late...

Name- Jennifer Michelle
Age- 20
job- Admin Assistant at the UU Cong of Tuscaloosa
where you at?- Alabama
why did you start posting- Fuck if I remember
how long have you been on the board- A few years
hobbies- Playing bass, drinking, playing video games
fav. music/band- Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Mark Eitzel, David Bowie, TSOL
fav. book- Better than Sex: a junkies guide to politics
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really like any of you.
Fav. Beatle- George

But who are you, really, internet wanderer?

Name- Shaun
Age- 14
job- N/A
where you at?- Tasmania
why did you start posting-
how long have you been on the board- a few hours
hobbies- music stuff and computer stuff
fav. music/band- Alternative, rock and metal/Iron Maiden or ACDC or old metallica or megadeth.
fav. book- Automotive Mechanics Fundamentals
fav. movie- Star Wars 5
Who do you hate the most on this board- Redleader, because everyone else seems to.
Fav. Beatle- I hate them all.

Name- Johnny
Age- 21
job- student
where you at? - Canada
why did you start posting- none of your fucking business
how long have you been on the board - I sleep beyond the flow of time
hobbies- Music
fav. music/band- Ministry, The Cure, Falconer, My Dying Bride, Elvenking, skinny puppy, 16 volt ect...
fav. book- Homeland
fav. movie- I dont even know, Fraility?
Who do you hate the most on this board- I am a big teddy bear of love
Fav. Beatle- *jacks off vigorously*

Name- :eek
Age- 24
job- HAZMAT & DECON Trainer
where you at? - Seattle Washington
why did you start posting- You all make me smile :)
how long have you been on the board - I cant remember!
hobbies- Movies, Music, WoW :eek Splashing girls with beer.
fav. music/band- I like everything that sounds good.
fav. book- Watership Down :(
fav. movie- Gymkata and Batman :chatter
Who do you hate the most on this board- :boohoo
Fav. Beatle- The Sand Beetle!

rob i don't much care for you

:themoreyouknow

haha

Name- Eddie
Age- 20
job- none
where you at?- Philly-style bitches
why did you start posting- read the articles on the site and laughed
how long have you been on the board- about three seconds
hobbies- listening to music, illegally pirating music, talking about shit
fav. music/band- The Cure, NIN, Depeche Mode, The Clash, The Smiths
fav. book- Real: Pet Sematary Manga: Love Hina
fav. movie- Clockwork Orange, Night of the Living Dead, or Pulp Fiction
Who do you hate the most on this board- how the fuck should I know?
Fav. Beatle- stag or dung

hi my name is matt have you ever seen clockwork orange??

yea, that movie was hella lame. fuck Ludwig Von. boring shit. :blah

yea i noe :blah :domosleep