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Hey don't be so hard on the noob. :(
Let him stay a while, and if he is still a retard, then we can be assholes to him. |
I thought it was remarkably good English for a 14 year old American on the Internet. Though I'm not saying that it's much of an achievement.
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Name- Tyler
Age- 22 job- Target where you at?- New Mexico why did you start posting- Site has similar interests to me. how long have you been on the board- like two days. hobbies- art, old video games, animation. fav. music/band- Classical, instrumental, game remixes, "hate vocals" fav. book-havnt read enough yet fav. movie- E.T. not the new one but the un-raped version. |
Both movies of ET are of the same calibur.
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Name- Daniel Nosnehpets
Age- 19 job-Having trouble getting one where you at?-Kentucky why did you start posting- Because all the cool people are doing it how long have you been on the board-a couple of weeks hobbies- Reading, video games fav. music/band- This changes too fucking much to specify fav. book- The Stand fav. movie- Pulp Fiction Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know enough people to point one out Fav. Beatle- Paul I have a 1000th post now. That means I'm cool right? |
Name- Joey Gardner
Age-16 job- Chick fil A where you at?-Teexas why did you start posting- I was banned from APFFN several months ago and (some of) my friends have migrated here. how long have you been on the board-a couple of days hobbies- Making/buying/listening to/playing music fav. music/band- Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Neutral Milk Hotel, Alice in Chains, and stuuufff fav. book- The Bible fav. movie- I don't really like movies Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know enough people to point one out Fav. Beatle- George |
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OH WHAT SADIE YOU WANNA TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS >:
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Hi Joey. :)
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Kellychaos makes hilarious plays on words forum :rolleyes
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no, really, shut up.
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BIG LOVE!! :love
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Animatronic E.T. beats CGI E.T's ass all over the place and you know it. Imagine if he went back and added computer generated scenes to Jaws or Close Encounters. Wouldnt be able to take it seriously anymore.
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Name- Kat
Age-19 job- Target; Public Works where you at?-Illinois why did you start posting- Shit, that was a long time ago, man how long have you been on the board-a couple of years hobbies- Film-Making; Diving; Photography; Teaching How to be a Badass 101; Pogo Sticking; BOYS!!1!! fav. music/band- Keller Williams, Grateful Dead, Capdown, The SPecials, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Duke Ellington, Ska, Jam Bands, Jazz fav. books- Cat's Cradle, Catch 22, One The Road, Junky, and, above all, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest fav. movies- The Big Lebowski, Kids, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know, man. I'm gay. |
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Name- Rosenstern. My buddy Guildencrantz should be posting soon, as well. No joke
Age- 17 job- surviving being 17 where you at?- Somewhere in the Bible Belt. It sucks. why did you start posting- I don't know. :) how long have you been on the board- a couple of days. hobbies- Drumming, composing/ arranging, writing. fav. music/band- Electronic composers like Nobuo Uematsu (the Final Fantasy series) and Bjorn Lynne. fav. books- Lord of the Flies, WICKED, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, The Devil's Dictionary, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. fav. movies- The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Dead Poet's Society. Who do you hate the most on this board- Half the people in the Philo/Relig/News/Politics board. Fav. Beatle- John Lennon |
I thought the dead poets society sucked :/
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Oh captain, my captain.
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Well, I'm not going to say that it's at all realistic, but I think it's a pretty damn powerful story, if you're in the right state of mind. This may require acid.
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Or perhaps a vagina?
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fagacious, fagalicious, faggety fag
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Name- Nessa
Age-34 job-pizza delivery where you at?-Florida how did you find out about this site?-Iam bored.com why did you start posting-good question how long have you been on the board-10 minutes hobbies-AMVs fav. music/band-No Doubt , Bloodhound Gang fav. book-huh? fav. movie-there are too many Who do you hate the most on this board-I dont know anyone ... yet Fav. Beatle- |
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fav. book-huh?
they are those things with pages and covers and words. you read them, sometimes for enjoyment, sometimes because you have to for school. just thought i'd clear that up for you. |
Books went out with legwarmers, get with the times.
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No silly, 2+2=4.
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did books dump legwarmers for toe socks?
or did the legwarmers get sick of books' tendency to be held by mittens in the winter? |
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Who the hell is Nicley?
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Thank you, not many people have called me that.
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i didn't realize feigning stupidity was akin to being sarcastic.
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Are you still lookin' to score my ass, Seth? ;)
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if i had the beans, i'd spill them.
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oh, we know all about you ... and we approve
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Name- Dana/Zuul
Age- 24 job- Dance teacher where are you at?- the Buckeye state how did you find out about this site?- Searching for General Zod pics why did you start posting- I'm RoG's secret stalker. Well shit, secret's out. hobbies- amateur midget wrestling (bookie) fav. music/band- Red Hot Chili Peppers, the D, Dingoes ate my Baby fav. book- the Dark Tower series fav. movie- Mighty Ducks 3 Fav. Video Game- Metroid fav. food- Kraft Dinner (I have a Canadian fetish) Who do you hate the most on this board- l33t qu33rs In high school you were voted most likely to...- Have someone "whacked" what is that smell- Fear, if you trust Leslie Nielson. More likely, day-old bologna. |
Meh. May as well fill this thing out, too.
Name- Amber Age- 16 Where are you at? New Castle, Delaware. Hobbies- Music, reading, writing, art, pissing people off. :O Job- Healer / Artist Why did you start posting? No one was on AIM and I was bored. Thought I'd contribute to one of my fav sites. Don't you all feel loved. Haha. How did you find out about this site? Good ol' Google. Fav book- Incubus Dreams by Laurell K. Hamilton Fav band- Korn, Disturbed Fav movie- Underworld |
Name-Ben
Age-32 job- Mngr. Blockbuster where are you at?-Ga. how did you find out about this site?-Friend why did you start posting-Why not? Level of Educ.-Some college Income-Not much hobbies-porn and booze, comic books fav. music/band-Modest Mouse fav. book-Catcher in the Rye-J.D. Salinger fav. movie-Evi lDead Triology Fav. Video Game-Silent Hill series, GTA series, Eternal Darkness fav. food-anything spicy Who do you hate the most on this board-Nothing yet. In high school you were voted most likely to...-I wasn't voted for shit. There. I did it. Get to know me! |
Name-Alex
Age-17 job-Chickfila hah. where are you at?-TX how did you find out about this site?-a different forum why did you start posting- i thought i could be famous one day. Level of Educ.- high school, almost done with. Income-shit hobbies-i enjoy music and drawing pictures fav. music/band- Pink Floyd, but there are more.. fav. book- right now, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Tests by Tom Wolfe or Jack Kerouac, but i guess of all time i'd say Catcher in the Rye... fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums, Dr. Strangelove, too many to name. Fav. Video Game- i don't know, WoW? |
i am strangely attracted to you mediocrity ... is that cologne or pheremone?
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Name-George
Age-36 Job-Owner of a large string of hotels in the western US Where are you at?-Las Vegas, Nevada How did you find out about this site?-Saw the sex in video games article at Albinoblacksheep.com Why did you start posting-To hone my wit skills. Level of Educ.-High school. Income-Insanely Large Hobbies-Music and firing maids. Fav. music/band-Sinatra Fav. book-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - HS Thompson Fav. movie-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Sin City Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy VII |
nigga if you like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas try The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe.
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I've got a ton of books on my to-read list but I just don't have the time.
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Name- Dina
Age- 19 job- Research on anorexia and bulimia where are you at?- Picksburgh how did you find out about this site?-Fark, I do believe why did you start posting- My real friends dont really like it when I talk so much... Level of Educ.- Still in college Income- Dismal hobbies- kayaking, skiing, trampoline wrestling and the like fav. music/band - Pretty much all 90s stuff, but lately I'm huge on Kings of Leon fav. book- On the Road fav. movie- Memento...but anything Trey Parker touches is right up there with it. Fav. Video Game- Digdug if we're talkin' old school, Burnout otherwise Who do you hate the most on this board- Do I have to? In high school you were voted most likely to...- I was runner up for most unique, if that counts for anything. Doubtful tho... |
runner up for most unique? that's hilarious. :)
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Yah, my best friend won it tho cuz the week of nominations she safety pinned some twinkle lights to a skirt and plugged herself into a wall (a.k.a - Christmas tree). Needless to say, I wasn't that motivated.
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trampoline wrestling, you say? :)
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Name- Madison
Age- 16 Job- Birmingham Museum of Art Where are you at?- Birmingham, Alabama How did you find out about this site?- I have no ideia. Why did you start posting?- I like the site and figured that the forum will be just as entertaining. Level of Educ.- still in High School Income- bears. Hobbies- Loch Ness Monster, believe damn it! Fav. music/band- I don't think I can pick. Fav. book- A Clockwork Orange, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass Fav. Movie- Dawn of the Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Cry Baby, Pink Flamingos Fav. Video Game- Bomber Man on two player on N64. |
my user icon wants to skin you alive :(
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Teh Loch ness monster is fake :( it would need to either have an extremeley long lifespan, or at least a viable breeding population to support hundereds of years of sightings! >:
Bigfoot has a better chancce of existing. |
Name- Hannibal
Age- 30 job- claims adjuster where are you at?- Wisconsin how did you find out about this site?- Searching for interesting web sites while bored at work. why did you start posting- I like to meet new people, and I am always bored at work. hobbies- movies,video games, playing the guitar. fav. music/band- anything but country. fav. book- The Count of Monte Christo fav. movie- I can't pick one, Memento,Seven,Goodfellas,Psycho,Shawshank Redemption,Rear Window.................................... Fav. Video Game- Right now, probably Call of Duty 2 fav. food- Pizza In high school you were voted most likely to...- Still be in High School next year. |
would you eat me?
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Name- Ushnor
Age- 100 job- Viking where are you at?- the open sea, on route to a small city how did you find out about this site?- I plundered a computer that had this site up in a raid of small defenseless village. why did you start posting- To join the Path of Neo photo-editing contest Level of Educ.- Education is for landlubbers Income- Whatever I can loot hobbies-Looting, pillaging, graphic design fav. music/band- Queen, They Might Be Giants fav. book- "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" fav. movie- Fight Club, Army of Darkness Fav. Video Game- Anything and everything fav. food- Fresh wild bore Who do you hate the most on this board- The letter Q. Don't get me started on that letter! And it's everywhere! In Viking school you were voted most likely to...- go to Valhalla |
to all questions: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUISINESS
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Do you honestly think that you're the first person to think of such a witty response?
You've gone from cutely annoying and naive to that "oh I'm a badass I'll impress them with my quick wit and sharp tongue while breaking every forum rule possible" attitude, but you're no better than the tons of people that have adopted that attitude and been banned shortly afterwards. |
Name- Richard
Age- 15 job- Looking for where are you at?- Bath how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds maybe, or maybe I googled it, but I'm here now why did you start posting- This is my first of possibly many posts, we'll see how things go down and if I can handle 4 forums at the same time. Level of Educ.- School hobbies- Running, football, Fencing fav. music/band- The Who fav. book- Not much of a reader, but to answer your question, The Darren shan saga fav. movie- Waynes World Fav. Video Game- God of War fav. food- duck in pancake Who do you hate the most on this board- I know of none of you, so I dislike none at this point in time. |
hey Halfie I heard you give blowjobs to tramps when you run out of change.
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How have you gathered this information? Are you that guy who put cheese and onion crisps and vodka in my hair when I didn't give you my laundry money?
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Name- Jeff
Age- 17 job- Burger Flipper where are you at?-Saskatoon Saskatchewan how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds.com why did you start posting- Because I am Very bored Level of Educ.- School hobbies- TV, Video Games, watching movies and beating my neighbours kids when ever they call me fatty. fav. music/band- Heavy metal fav. book- Either The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy or The lord of the rings. fav. movie- Thats too hard of a Question Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy VII fav. food- BEEF AND TURKEY Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody because that is bound to start a Internet feud and that could to an argument. And argueing on the internet is just like running in the special olympics, even if you win, youre still retarded. |
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Name- Timo
Age- 20 job- Polytechnic Student where are you at?- Finland (the cold, small country in Northern Europe, also the country which desperately tries to get Conan O'Brien to spend his holidays in) how did you find out about this site?- Can't remember, it's over a 1½ years now why did you start posting- .....good question Level of Educ.- Will-Be-Engineer Income- More than enough to pay for the rent hobbies- music in it's all forms fav. music/band- Changes weekly, metal in general fav. book- Aku Ankan Juhlasarjat-series fav. movie- Not the #1 Box-Office Hit Fav. Video Game- Megaman Series fav. food- Chinese Who do you hate the most on this board- I love people In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a success at the job market |
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Name- Jeremy
Age- 19 job- Movie Gallery outlet where are you at?- I hate fat joe how did you find out about this site?- Hmm...long time ago...I think I was searching in a search engine for something and I found a link to a peice called "Ask Dr. Bactine" I think that was the name of it. why did you start posting- The Louie C.K. message board gets a little to stagnant. Level of Educ.- I am going to college, but learning very little. Except that I dislike college. Income- Not enough to raise 2 kids, I hope the orphanage treats them well hobbies- playing guitar, watching good/bad films. Writing various things... fav. music/band- Nirvana fav. book- "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" fav. movie- Blade Runner? Fight Club? Pulp Fiction? All are on about the same level. Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy 3. fav. food- Cheesy Tuna Helper, or Quasedillas Who do you hate the most on this board- Everyone is way to nice to ever hate. In high school you were voted most likely to...- continue smelling |
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I'm new. Don't hurt me unless whips and midgets are involved.
Name- Ellie aka Super Chicken Age- Seventeen ... million job- Register hopping monkey where are you at?- Brisbane, Queensland, Australia how did you find out about this site?- My friend linda sent me the "sexual moments in video games" site. It made me giggle...sexually. why did you start posting- Right now Level of Educ.- High school and SUPER SAIYAN Income- Minimum wage bitch hobbies- guitaring, internetting, eating babies fav. music/band- The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Led Zep, Iron Maiden, Guns n Roses, Muse, Polyphonic Spree, the 5.6.7.8's, Nancy Sinatra... my taste is pretty weird fav. book- "He Died with a Felafel in His Hand" fav. movie- Wayne's World, Kill Bill, Sin City, Resevoir Dogs, This is Spinal Tap, every Monty Python Movie Fav. Video Game- Alex Kidd in Miracle World (if you love this game too, LET US MARRY), Super Mario, Bomberman 3, Pokemon fav. food- Babies, sacrificial virgins Who do you hate the most on this board- I LOVE YOU ALL. Not really, I just don't know anybody as of yet. In high school you were voted most likely to...- kill everybody in a bloody homicidal ninja rampage! |
Name- LadyMage
Age- 23 job- Right now looking for work *mutters something about the employment rate* where are you at?- New York how did you find out about this site?- sheer chance acutally, and random surfing why did you start posting- figured I surfed here long enough Level of Educ.- graduated college, ba in english Income- very little hobbies- writing, reading, listening to music, daydreaming fav. music/band- anything but boy bands and rap (except icp, I do like them) fav. book- Animal Farm by George Orwell fav. movie- Right now, "the man who went up a hill and down a mountain" although anything horror is good too Fav. Video Game- hmmm Mortal Kombat or any rpg that is good I guess fav. food- Meat!!!!! or just about anything really, if I don't like it I'll let you know Who do you hate the most on this board- well I just got here but right now Italiansterotype (he called me a cunt and a shitflap over a friggin comic book debate how lame is that) In high school you were voted most likely to...- either publish a book or become a crazy cat lady, I am not sure which |
Name- Atticus (no shit, I'm Greek)
Age- 24 job- tour guide at the Atlanta Zoo (hey, it aint that bad, the tigers kick ass and are my best friends) where are you at?- Atlanta how did you find out about this site?- from a friend, LONG time ago why did you start posting- 1/7/06 hobbies- playing video games, rooting for the pack (fuck you sherman) fav. music/band- Weezer, Offspring, anything but country fav. book- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fav. movie- many, Boondock Saints, Hostage, the old Star Wars movies, Jackass the movie Fav. Video Game- right now, it's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory fav. food- lasagna In high school you were voted most likely to...- join the NFL (no shit, I was second string wideout for the badgers a while back) |
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Name- Cara
Age- 20 job- ice cream man :( where are you at?- Illinois how did you find out about this site?- Emu is my IRL best friend <3 why did you start posting- Because internet mockery is the thing to do hobbies- drawing, writing, eating stuff fav. music/band- Soundgarden for the win :( fav. book- House of Leaves fav. movie- Spirited Away (shut up) fav. Video Game- Super Mario Brothers 2 fav. food- "Special chicken" ramen noodles. Either that or tacos In high school you were voted most likely to...- make it big with art stuff (I don't think so but they did) |
Name- Mystie
Age- 22 (23 next Saturday) job- I work at a fucking Time-Out Arcade. where are you at?- Reading/Kutztown area of PA. how did you find out about this site?- I followed the linkies. why did you start posting- Because I'm an internet whore. Level of education?- Some college. I have like 3/4 of an associates in Web Design. Unfortunately the 1/4 I don't have is all the database type stuff. :P hobbies- writing, web design, collecting old videos and random weird junk, painting, girly 80s 90s stuff, goggle wearing fav. music/band- VNV Nation, Orgy, Apoptygma Berzerk, Manson fav. book- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince fav. movie- Labyrinth fav. Video Game- Bubble Bobble fav. food- pizza In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wasn't voted anything. I spent all my time hiding in the library or drawing obscene images on all my notes. |
Name- Eva
Age- 20 job- working with mind disabled people (no this is not a joke :P) where are you at?- Germany how did you find out about this site?- oh i searched informations about tamagotchis while ago and found this incridible Mutsu-minimock. still read it sometimes :) why did you start posting- i was bored Level of Educ.- mittlere reife. dont know to what compared in usa Income- 340 euros at month hobbies- sleeping, reading, playing, laughing, beeing moody fav. music/band- none fav. book- none fav. movie- The End of Evangelion Fav. Video Game- Tales of Phantasia (SNES) fav. food- Döner Who do you hate the most on this board- i dont know yet In high school you were voted to be school captain |
Name: Jason
Age: 20 Job: Currently Unemployed (Have been incapacitated by damned cluster headaches >: ) Where are you at? Far away from you and I know you're glad about that. How did you find out about this site? 2-3 years ago when a friend of mine gave me a link to the Sexual Moments in Video Games section of the site. I've been hooked ever since. Level of Educ.: I'm currently a sophmore at college. Income: I told you, I can't work at the moment. :/ Hobbies: Reading, writing, filmmaking, watching horror movies, wolves, biking, swimming, exploring forests, playing video games, MST3King Troll 2 with friends. Fav. Music: Rock, metal, hard rock, electronica, classical, instrumental, parody, oldies Fav. Book: "Magic" by William Goldman Fav. Movie: Too many to pick from Fav. Video Game: Clock Tower, Gabriel Knight, Intelligent Qube, Shadow of Destiny, Shivers Fav. Food: They don't call me Chinese Food Lovin' Lycanthrope for nothing you know. :P Who do you hate the most on this board: Everyone can be an asshole, including myself. Not really anything to really worry about. In high school you were voted most likely to...: Become a film director. |
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