how long have you guys been going to i-mockery? i have for years.

2 years and 18 weeks.

Years? So why did you ask everybody what we talk about in that other thread?

2 yrs., but signed up for the forum in November, as stated under El Avatar de Marco.

It's a safe bet he means the dot-com portion of the site, Terra.

guys moobs makes me angry because whenever someone mentions him i think they're talking to me since it's like my last name misspelled >:

yeah i was talking about i-mockery.com, not .net.

Really what's your last name executioneer? I didn't mean to offend :(

Boom! What would you think???

I was uncreative and thouht Moosb or something crazy like that.

I want the name Willie Boom :(

mobbs

uh huh and whats the cats name?

uhhhhhh i don't remember

hi my names Pillowfight im new here!
Im a young woman livin in the US

PM me if you wanna be friends!:love

oh
 

one day

Dirksen was it you that had the old No Longer Dead page or am I thinking of someone else?

Hi. I'm PurplePlatypus. I'm new, as you can see. Anyway, I like to make games, play games and draw. Whatever.

I'm going to make you an avatar now.


By make I mean google your name and pick like the first five I see.

I've narrowed it down to two choices:



and

Make him a welcome card, too.

First one plz.

Edit your own goddammed platypus! >:

thank god. i was just about to puke from the saccharine.

I'm so sorry :(

Being sorry is for pussies.

Hi. I'm Red Machine D. I get banned from a lot of forums because my opinions are different than that of the current dominating cliques (i.e. ultimate fighting sucks, Bill Hicks was funnier than Dane Cook, Kingdom Hearts is an abomination, South Park and the Simpsons stopped being funny years ago, etc.) and thus have moved from forum to forum in search of a place that maybe won't outright ban me for thinking something different instead of mindlessly following popular opinion.

For the record, Final Fantasy VIII was awesome.

We all hate Final Fantasy VIII.

Banned.

As far as I was aware, all of that WAS popular opinion

Because they're certainly my opinions >:

Buttsecks?

You've got it ALL wrong my fat friend.

I fuckin' love ultimate fighting. What are you, a faggot? Don't like ultimate fighting? FAGGOT!

I fuckin' love kingdom hearts. What are you, a faggot? Don't like kingdom hearts? FAGGOT!

Are you sure it wasn't your winning personality that got you shunted?

i liked blue machine e much better.

as for simpsons and south park, you could not be funny for even one post, have some respect.

otherwise hi! how ya doing?

I want something concerning flashes of lightning. Or moving tornados. Whatchoo got?

How about a combination of both? that would be sweet.

i know you're proud of your sig pictures and all but you really don't need two, man

also: is there some thing you are doing compressionwise that is making those .jpgs almost 100k each? cause that's hell of big for such a tiny picture

and the av is way, way un 56k-friendly

Seriously I don't have a fast connection anymore QUYMBIUOSFG you jerk >:

seriously in the time it takes to download that guy's posts you could download crescent hawk's inception instead and that's worth a good 40-50 hours of enjoyment rather than the two seconds it takes for those graphics to get old

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Look out guys I think Carlos Mencia joined the forums :eek

And look



Same picture but 17 times smaller byte-wise. Come on. >:

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Be one of those new people that leaves in two days and never comes back, ok

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I will hit you so hard your shit will be black and blue son

seriously, mister pot, why don't you buy some decent graphics manipulation software instead of shit that says its saving as .jpg but really saves as a .bmp, before you go around saying what color the kettle is >:

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I was nice. :tear

I'm never nice to the new guys.

Qwijibo, just because you can't spell a word doesn't give you the right to abbreviate it.

QUYMOBIUZ do you happen to like Chuck Norris and owls that say O rly?

is this somehow NOT A RULE SET BY BOARD ADMINS to you, idiot?

bet u guys scared him off before i could get my really cool end of the world signature pix

pricks :tear

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You guys!! LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!!! :meaneyes >:

terra i am going to continue to be mean you're not the boss of me

i mean mister attitude up there just breezes in and doesn't read the notice posted IN THE PROFILE EDIT SCREEN, doesn't read the "RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR POSTING" stickied at the top of general blabber AND on every goddamn page highlighted in yellow, and we're not supposed to give him shit about it?

THE INTERNET IS SEROUS BUSINESS COME ON

I like how Qwijibo is too badass to put up with anyone's sh*t but he censors the word f*ck

oh little dude i can't mess with willie he a sharpshooter with a trigger finger your on your own from here on out am i right guys

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Please stop cursing. :o

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quoebie are you really the chosen one?

QUYMUMBO I don't think I got quite the verbal scathing I deserved!

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Quambo you skankzy a$$ ho lets bring it on!!

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that's some gr0$$ sh*t nigga we don't play that up in here

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w/e b*tch u no u cant take me

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u r just scard that's all

i am the winner of i-mockery :lol :lol :lol

:boot

:newbie

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just shut up and :obey bitch :die :die :die

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damn bitch wut u playin

emu i want your car for your avatar. :( that's really cool.

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Not at twenty posts. Besides, you've not made your "Hi I'm New!!" thread.

Name- CJ

Age-19 (20 in july)

job- Clerk

where are you at?- A shithole apartment
how did you find out about this site?- in 1999 looking around the internet for dark humor, Instead of old humor about the 1996 election (man Newt Gingritch is such a douche)

why did you start posting- I thought it would be fun... and I'm a hardcore I-mock fan.

Level of Educ.- 1year of College (going for two)

Income- less than a churchmouse

hobbies- short film making, and reading comics

fav. music/band- KMFDM and Gackt

fav. book- "Make your Own Damn Movie by lloyd kaufman

fav. movie- Rocky Horror Picture Show

Fav. Video Game- Doom

fav. food- Pocky

Who do you hate the most on this board-I dont hate people.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be a cannibal

Rocky Horror is the most overrated movie in the history of bad movies.

well considering you still have that stupid internet picture in your sig, no

you'll stay in there until you learn

See, the REAL problem is neither the fact that you like retarded animated gifs, nor the fact that you don't know how to properly use CS2.

The problem is that you are an obnoxious, unfunny piece of shit, and you post too damn much.

We could move around the problem, but only if you do one of two things.

1. Stop posting in threads you didn't start.
2. Stop sucking so much.

I'm guessing the latter is beyond your ability or comprehension, so be a sport and stick to the former for a week or two?

Please?

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Technically, you are wrong, because, you've been around for less than a week while he's been around for 3 years. Your post-to-day ratio is .1 posts higher than his... Whore.

hahahahhah, what are you going to post next, quimboy, the ORLY owl?

would someone ban this queer already i'm sick of looking at his posts

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Quy, you got a point, brother! These people need to get off thier high horses, laugh a lil' and "mine" you! Mine your sweet fatboy ores! Yes! Sweet god, where's my pick axe? Fatty's got gold inside of 'em! Sweet gold nuggets of hilarity! Keep postin', and don't let these old school post whores keep you down! Post count averages don't mean anything, show these squares the way! Fuck math!

It's a little wild and a little strange.
To make your home out on the range.
Mount your horse and come along.
Cause you can't get a ride if you can't hold on.

Yippie ki yi yay,
yippie ki yi what?
Like the cowboys sing:
Yippie ki yi yay.

Get along little doggie
'til the break of day.

Better watch out for these man-eating jackrabbits and that killer cacti
Hey Dude!

So you concede the first point? (that's a rhetorical question, asshole)

As for the second, consider the number of posts I have in the last two pages of this thread. Now count yours.

Just calm the fuck down. Don't be such a godawful spaz. Resist the urge to post every infantile thought that crows your infinitesimal mind. Recognize that a good bit of the antagonism you are encountering, while initially artificial, is quickly turning into genuine distaste as you reply to every god damned comment made in your vicinity.


Huffing paint thinner has also made many people laugh, but that doesn't make it funny for someone with an undamaged brain. Regurgitating overused internet memes that were only marginally funny to begin with won't cut it here. Being the focus of a flame war in a stickied thread is also not a good idea. I'm just telling you how it is. React to that information as you will.


Please, go annoy the admins with your petulant whining. I'm just trying to give you some honest, completely saccharine-free advice, in the customary manner of this community, but by all means, continue in a breakneck pace to mirror the actions of half the people on the ban-list.


Really? Please PM me with details regarding your terms for this wager.

In the interest of full disclosure, I should inform you that I spend (on average) 60 hours a week working in Photoshop in a studio in DFW, and have made a comfortable living doing so for the past 2 years. So I will be rather disinclined to work gratis and in my personal time, but if you can make it interesting we can throw down, bitch.

i don't think i'm ever going to get my really cool moving tornado and lightning bolt siggy now. :(

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ATTENTION WHORE AHOY!

That entire paragraph was a lie. I hope you know that G-d doesn't appreciate sin, young man

for his job, you boob

you need to know when to fuck, fight or hit the fence.

I would suggest hitting the fence and letting them at it

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i wasn't talking to you but by the way does this negate my really cool moving lightning bolt tornado thing? :tear

I'm curious what those X's in your signature mean

are those the STRIKES?