i like my women like i like my laptop screen

after i close it i have to press the hinges back together

edit: :(

My cars - cheap and gently used.

I like my women like I like my ass. Bubbly, lovely, but usually full of shit.

i like my women like i like my car all gassed up and with both headlights workin

Like My car ignition. Put it in the slot, twist until it turns over. But don't do it too long or it makes that evil screeching sound

i like my women like i like this thread: dead :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Like I like my South Park....new one at 10 each week.

Like I like my salads, low in fat and on a table.

i like my women like i like my cd player, with an opening that can accomodate a 4.7" disk

Like I like my Big Mac. Two beef patties and special sauce between the buns.

Like I like my Tom Hanks movies. Breathtaking.

I LIKES MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKES MAH RIBEYES

FAT, CHEAP, AND NICELY MARBLED

Like I like my jukeboxes. The more money I spend on them, the more I get out of them.

LIKE I LIKE MY MUSIC.

LOUD, VULGAR, OFF-PUTTING TO MOST PEOPLE

i like my women like i like my bacon

THICK CUT :love

like my economy

sinking

Nothing will ever be as funny as Esu's 1st post :(

I like my women like I like my produce, slightly bruised...!

Like I like my pigs. They often squeal, and aren't afraid to roll around in disgusting fluids.

Or maybe...

Like I like my I-Mockery Forum threads. Full of pussies. :yum

i like my women like i like my coffee, flown in from a third world country at great expense

I like my women like I like my Punch Drunk Love. A bunch of pretty colors and have Adam Sandler in them.

I like my women like I like my men.

like i like my avatar, self-mutilating john mccain supporters :(

Edit: i change my avatar, so i like my woman like i like my avatar, NONA F. MECKLENBERG

I like my women like I like my coffee: hot & black with pastry on the side.

Or like my shrimp: battered.

i think this thread is done, man