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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 11:33 AM        I like my women/men like...
I like my wine.

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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 11:53 AM       
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY MORNING DONUT

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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
....like I like my coffee. Creamy and weak.
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 10:44 PM       
i like my women like i like my computer games, acquired thru illegal means over the internet
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 11:19 PM       
I like my women like I like my laundry.

Dirty and spread out on the floor.
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 11:42 PM       
...like I like my Dom Pérignon. I'll take what I can get but I usually can't afford anything older than a '95 vintage.
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 12:15 AM       
.. like my guns; cocked.
Okay that was weak
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
is this the same thread as that other thread
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 12:53 AM       
like i like my fan. upside down because other wise it makes a weird noise when it's blowing

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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 09:49 AM       
like I like my whiskey....12 years old and mixed up with coke.

like I like my coffee....ground up and in the freezer

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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 12:40 PM       
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i like my women like i like my computer games, acquired thru illegal means over the internet


and yes it is kind of like the other one, but better!

I can't follow yalls tho ;_;
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 01:06 PM       
like I like my MattJack, FUCK YOU MATTJACK MY THREAD IS BETTER ;_;
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 01:08 PM       
mine is just a different flavor ;_;

I like my women like I like my threads, useless yet satisfying.
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
i like my ladies like i like cheez-its, i can munch some out of the box all day
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 03:59 PM       
I like my women like I like my coffee

not at all :tea
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 04:03 PM       
You like your women like you like your trains, crazy :ozzy
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 11:40 PM       
like i like my bowling balls. my fingers can grab hold but slip out easily
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Old Aug 9th, 2008, 02:31 AM       
I like my men like I like my bed.

Warm and nice to lie on top of.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:41 PM       
i like my men like i like my burgers.........

big, meaty and filling
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:51 PM       
I like my women like I would like my fire...

No not hot, stupid. I would like them to be destroying this stupid office and killing all the big dumb jerks in it!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 06:11 PM       
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY D*CK...

I BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF IT UNTIL IT STARTS CUMMING AND THEN I GET ALL MAD AND THREATEN TO KILL IT.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 06:34 PM       
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I like my women like I would like my fire...

No not hot, stupid. I would like them to be destroying this stupid office and killing all the big dumb jerks in it!

Like I like my Wobzire Avatar.

I'm not really sure what it is...but it's exploding....and I love it.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 08:51 PM       
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