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kahljorn Apr 6th, 2009 01:24 AM

well logic is kind of problem solving fathom zero...

kahljorn Apr 6th, 2009 01:52 AM

man ill feed that guy smarter child answers do you have this software? I'm pretty sure the trick to attracted his attention is to act like a theist.

i read some parts of his book that are on that site and it almost looks like he reads chuck Pahlanuik or something.

Colonel Flagg Apr 6th, 2009 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 623385)
thats kind of what i figure when anybody says what their iq is. But i've heard people also say that they were accepted in to mensa or whatever its called.

MENSA is a crock of shit. You don't need to join a society to prove you're smart, which apparently some people choose to do. I'm not dissing all the membership of MENSA, but the overall fact that to join you have to have a minimum IQ is, in my view, super-arrogant.

There are all sorts of intelligence, and most can't be gauged on a standardized test. Music and art to name two.

For the record, based on standard IQ testing of the day, Albert Einstein would not have qualified for MENSA membership. Make of this what you will.

Dimnos Apr 6th, 2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 623387)
man ill feed that guy smarter child answers do you have this software?

# If you use AIM or AOL just add the screen name "SmarterChild" to your buddy list™.
# If you use MSN Messenger, just add smarterchild@hotmail.com to your Contact List.
# If you use ICQ, just add 35000 to your Contact List.

kahljorn Apr 6th, 2009 03:55 PM

Smarterchild: My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

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Fathom Zero Apr 6th, 2009 04:20 PM

I don't buy into logic being a part of the whole line of suppositions required to discuss religion.

It's all bunk, anyway.

VaporTrailx1 Apr 6th, 2009 04:20 PM

Master Shake is a genius.

Fathom Zero Apr 6th, 2009 04:27 PM

His book pisses me off, too, because it looks like a story I'd write, though I write more like David Sedaris or Joseph Heller (or so I've been told :rolleyes).

kahljorn Apr 6th, 2009 10:40 PM

it pisses me of because it looks like itd be a story I would write if I wanted to portray myself as a douchebag.

I like how he talks about things and randomly throws in like math or something. IT WAS A HOT EVENING AT APPROXIMATELY 83 (PLUS OR MINUS WIND CHILL FACTORS) DEGREES FARHENHEIT AND THE IRRADIANCE FACTOR OF THE SUN WAS MERELY 1000 LUMENS AT A WAVELENGTH OF 622 NANOMETERS AND A FREQUENCY OF APPROXIMATELY 482 TERAHERTZ OF THE LIGHT SPECTRUM, GIVING THE AIR SURROUNDING OUR PRETENTIOUS CHARACTER A REDDISH - ORANGE TINT; BRINGING OUT HIS INNER DARKNESS -- ALTHOUGH, EERILY IN THIS WILD INTERPLAY OF COLORS -- INTO THE FADING LIGHT.

Fathom Zero Apr 6th, 2009 11:16 PM

Whatever. He's a cunt.

Evil Robot Apr 6th, 2009 11:30 PM

He reminds of a guy in a movie I cant remember the name of. It was on comedy central about a video game company and one of the charecters was a guy who thought he was a robot. He wound up being the douchebag villan at the end and tried to plagerize a game one of his beta testers made. Anyone seen that movie?

kahljorn Apr 6th, 2009 11:35 PM

oh yea grandmas boy

Evil Robot Apr 6th, 2009 11:56 PM

Tats the one. Yeah, hes like the robot guy.

Sam Apr 7th, 2009 01:44 AM

I bet he wears sunglasses all the time. :rolleyes

kahljorn Apr 7th, 2009 02:51 AM

INSTEAD OF A THINKING CAP HE WEARS THINKING SUNGLASSES :(

Colonel Flagg Apr 7th, 2009 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 623579)
IT WAS A HOT EVENING AT APPROXIMATELY 83 (PLUS OR MINUS WIND CHILL FACTORS) DEGREES FARHENHEIT AND THE IRRADIANCE FACTOR OF THE SUN WAS MERELY 1000 LUMENS AT A WAVELENGTH OF 622 NANOMETERS AND A FREQUENCY OF APPROXIMATELY 482 TERAHERTZ OF THE LIGHT SPECTRUM, GIVING THE AIR SURROUNDING OUR PRETENTIOUS CHARACTER A REDDISH - ORANGE TINT; BRINGING OUT HIS INNER DARKNESS -- ALTHOUGH, EERILY IN THIS WILD INTERPLAY OF COLORS -- INTO THE FADING LIGHT.

WOW HES SUCH A SMRT GUY TALKIN BOUT SCIEINCE AN STUFF HE MUST BE A GENIOUS

Dimnos Apr 7th, 2009 02:31 PM

Was the experience anything like listening to this tard?

http://www.wimp.com/atheistsproblem/

kahljorn Apr 7th, 2009 02:48 PM

WELL.. YOU CANT SEE AIR. haha his faces. like at 152 or thereabouts.
i hate how hell look at the camera and go, "you get it...? (yea) YOU GET IT!"

Tadao Apr 7th, 2009 02:57 PM

Wow, that was a horrible argument for god.

Dimnos Apr 7th, 2009 03:31 PM

The fact that my chair is under my ass PROVES that I shit it out! Im telling you!

Evil Robot Apr 7th, 2009 07:04 PM

If you ask me arguing about the existence of God is pointless. If this guy really wants to prove their is no God he should just kill himself and then blog about.

kahljorn Apr 8th, 2009 03:37 AM

hehe ;o

yea he kinda fucked up on his argument ;o each portion of his argument could be demolished. The first one might be hard but you can kiiiinda see air with the right observation tools but he could maybe say the same about god but then .....

mew barios Apr 8th, 2009 01:28 PM

that guy is a satirist sorry guys :<

kahljorn Apr 9th, 2009 12:58 AM

i guess that might explain his facial expressions

Fathom Zero Apr 9th, 2009 01:08 AM

Does that absolve him from being a D-Bag in a chatroom?


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