"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"

It's one of those days.

:tear

I dislike that quotes are forced all italics. It's already in a quote box so maybe I might like to highlight certain parts by bolding or italicizing, but no.

Ugly. >:

People all opening this page, looking left as they scroll down scanning for an avatar with a post they would actually bother to read. They see none.

Giving a guy mod powers seems a sure fire way to make them stop posting.

AChimp & Esuohlim were two of the most prolific posters on here until they got their mod on. :(

If that's the case then I have a whole list of people I'd love to give mod powers to.

I think those people would be better served by a ban. ;(

Everytime I post I'm sure that picture of Seth in my sig gets slightly more peeved at me.

He is all "PUB! PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND I WILL TRY NOT TO BE OVERLY COMPLEX WHEN I SAY THAT YOU ARE ALSO ONE OF THOSE FAGS WITH WHOM I AM VEXED! I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND! :pipepuff"

fucknuts. :dunce

Seth is another one of those guys who could stand to post more around here :mad

Pub, a little less :lol

A little, or a lot? :(

Ordinarily, or today? :(

FartinMowler, or KellyChaos?

Hugh Jackman is in the next town over from me right now.

I wish I could leave the house, because then I would totally go there & stand at the back of a crowd of rednecks & scream like a little girl.

Also, ElPila666 please post in here more. k thanx

This is me trying to post less. :(

It would be less annoying for me if all of you posted more. ;)

OKAY

Don't worry, Willie. We all know you do not post so much because you have problems. ;(

:lol

However, when you do post it is worth the wait. Almost.

the internet

;O

:pagebrak:

http://www.swfupload.com/view/104006.htm



YES

what the fuck?

Perhaps if swfupload hadn't downsized it to 1x1 pixels you might have appreciated that a little more

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS BUT IF I COULD HAZARD A GUESS COULD IT POSSIBLY BE MOTHER 3 RELATED? :o

YOU WOULD BE CORRECT

http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/kumatora-dance.swf

>:

that warmed my heart <3

If you count Earthbound 64 this game has taken longer to reach an english speaking audience than Duke Nukem Forever

But DNF is one game that was never officially canned. And it never reached non-English speaking audiences either.

Oh man when that translation is finally done and I'll finally get to be able to play it I'll have an orgasm so big it'll measure 9.5 on the richter scale

Yeah. It's gotten to the point where I go and check for updates at least 3 times a week. I'm so fucking pumped for it but it keeps looking so far away. First it was supposed to come out last november, and now they're just saying it'll be done when it's done. Hoooopefully we'll have it by the time this school term ends.

Come on Pub lover i know you're awake. what are you doing?

what time is it in USA?

Well i guess i can take the job of vigilante. I don't care to sleep in here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCS44CLO7Kg this makes me lol every tiem :x

Oh man now i'm really worried about who ron paul is

a monster and a criminal, probably

The greatest superhero there ever was.

I'd sooner vote for RuPaul!

My parents are making me go tanning. ...Should this worry me?

EDIT: I told them if the person behind the counter was a male with an earring and streaked hair I wouldn't go through with it.

You're talking about tanning beds right? If so, then yeah, that is weird. Only because they are making you go, which would mean they can't stand seeing your white body, which brings up questions.

:lol

I agree, this is possibly the strangest thing I've heard someone be instructed to do by their parents.

For certain. Maybe your parents forgot that it's still FUCKING FEBRUARY, where last week, my town got 10 inches of snow in a day. 12 miles north, across the border into Wisconsin, Bel-wah got 20 inches.

Maybe it's not that uncommon for people to be pale at this time of year.

Unless they wanted you to go and make leather. That might be kind of fun to learn.

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

Trying to make one page of this thread not have a post by me on it.

It seemed like Forever. :x

They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

man quit that :( i was gettin worried

Tans alleviate sunburn & muggings.

Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel. ;)

Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex. >:

AGAIN THIS DOESN'T OCCUR IF YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM :lol

Back to you doing that is it? >:

yeah

:(
;)

I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet. :eek

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.

If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go.

Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent.

It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly. :tear

isn't it?

Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.

Oh yeah? :blah

OH SHIT! IT'S TRUE! :eek

Goddamn it.

If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

Suddenly the dancing fat cat animation is so lacking in my eyes.

I really want to see the shuddering ripples. :(

You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.

I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture.

But I'm lazy.

Stupid. :(

It's like he he was thinking HMMM, HOW COULD I MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN SCARIER TO CHILDREN?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kV5XkBQsKU

It's ok Pub, a failed Page Brak is a million times better than a crime :eek

Speaking of which I should probably do about 15 million failed Page Braks to even things out :(

Good idea. ;)

Anyone here remember The Rorschach? He just IMed me with an interrogation.

The scary part is that I'm reading Watchmen right now too. :eek

Are you on the Bible Belt?

Do you guy have electric vote? I mean do you vote througth internet?

Do you guys can vote througth the nintendo Wii or the PS3?

You should wear a Che Guevara T-shirt and you'll be ok.

I vote with my Electronic Quarterback

Hey ElPila666! Please do not edit your posts to say completely different things. Especially if you accused us of being on drugs the first time. ;)

boy cats don't have nipples, pub

Did I ask?

RIPPLES NOT NIPPLES! :lol

RIPPLING FAT :eek

Do you mean strong alcohol ripples, right?

I haved a riding bike electronic coleco esuohlim you make me remember that

Ok, time to put aside the perv creep thing, I'm creeping myself out. Now to think of a new Title by my name. Maybe try on another avatar for awhile.

If I did I would say strong alcohol ripples in my belly drunk. ;)

Am i the only one who immensely enjoys reading ElPila666's posts?

hell no

Everytime ElPila666 posts is a like another fun little festival, I hope he keeps it up.

i like to imagine that he sighs dreamily after every post, just like his avatar.

In Rog's recent blog entry, he talks about elevator use, but something that confused me was his use of ground floor & first floor. I was under the impression that you Yanks refered to the ground floor as the first floor & counted up from there. Now Anglo-American language use contentions are too numerous for me to always remember all of them, but is this an internal United States problem rather than an internation issue?

i think it depends on the elevator manufacturer, to be honest

Yeah, I was all paranoid that I'd got it confused so I looked it up on the totally true internet resource.

Ah, I see. They want those for themselves.