Name: Carl, but I prefer my Internet "handle"

Age: 17

Job: Professional Moocher

where you at?: Boringville, Rhode Island

why did you start posting?: to submit Logo Contest entries, and eventually got sucked into it.

how long have you been on the board?:Was on the board Jul. 2001 as StarmanNess, but took a 3-year Hiatus.

hobbies: Whatching anime', Playing guitar, wearing my Power Glove while replying to meaningless posts, and playing Yo! Noid.

fav. music/ band: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy., Weird Al, Iron Maiden, The Pillows,J-Rock, and all 80's Hair Metal (except Stryper)

fav. book: Prima Strategy Guide to "Mortal Kombat II"

fav. movies: AKIRA, Buckaroo Banzai, and Highlander

what do you hate most on this board?: Rongi!!! change your sig this instant!

what is that smell?: That is the smell of BEACH JUSTICE!

Friends and Allies: Mockery,Chojin,and Jixby.:)

Name- Ted/Teddy/Ted-core (any of those work)
Age- 19
job- nope
where you at?- Vegas baby, Vegas!
why did you start posting- I was humored by your message board
how long have you been on the board- a day or so
hobbies- music, chillin, video games, skating, movies
fav. music/band- favorite 3 bands are rx bandits, big d and the kids table and folly
fav. book- the outsiders
fav. movie- clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one
what is that smell- must be yo' upper lip.

Name- Kevin
Age- 16
Job- Student
Where you at?- Richmond, VA
Why did you start posting?- Because I like being sarcastic.
How long have you been on the board?- Long enough (aka 25 days, but used to be here as someone else)
Hobbies- Music, hanging out with my friends, video games, and movies
Fav. music/band- Classic Rock (Zeppelin, Floyd, Queen etc.)
Fav. book- Rainbow Six
Fav. movie- Star Wars (All of 'em, even the prequels), Lord of the Rings (All of 'em), and Evil Dead (All of 'em)
Who do you hate the most on this board?- Everyone (especially UPC)
What is that smell?- Yo' stank puss!

:rolleyes

I missed you. :( :(

I like how almost nobody who's posted in the past two pages has more than 75 posts. :lol

Name- Ike :(
Age- 17
job- no
where you at?- Illinois
why did you start posting- Edit: fuck, I thought that said when. :(
how long have you been on the board- since like october or something
hobbies- WC3 :(
fav. music/band- Pink Floyd
fav. book- probably Dragon by Steven Brust
fav. movie- Willow :(
Who do you hate the most on this board- Goku cuz he wants to kill Ultra Perfect Cell >:
what is that smell- Does Rev. Danno even post here anymore? :(

Age- 21

job- i go to mortuary school at community college, i'm an apprentice funeral director

where you at?- Saint Louis, MO

why did you start posting- for shits and giggles, i suppose

how long have you been on the board- i joined in december, only started posting now.

hobbies- crossword puzzles, origami

fav. music/band- mostly doom/sludge/trance metal, and anything Dax Riggs is involved with

fav. book- 'His Dark Materials' trilogy by Philip J Pullman and 'Perelandra' by C.S. Lewis

fav. movie- Joe Vs. The Volcano, Dark City, Gattaca

Who do you hate the most on this board- i don't know anybody yet

what is that smell- it could be anything.

Come on, man, you know you have to add another question on there:

Why do you want to be a funeral director?

I know six people named Andrew Hamilton

why do i want to be a funeral director?

my usual answer: maybe this sounds cheesy, but there's a long and proud tradition that goes with funeral directing, it being the second oldest profession in the world. i'd like to be a part of that. and i want to help people. a lot of the work is couseling the bereaved. i know form experience that it's better when someone you love dies to have somebody who knows what they're doing ready to help you figure everything out. it's good to be the guy who comes in and lends a hand when someone is totally freaked out. also it's a good business to get into; the client pool is never going to dry up and the demand for licensed FDs is high, so there's always going to be work. if you're good at it you can make a lot of money and become a valued member of your community.


the real answer: dead girls don't say no.

Whats the oldest profession in the world?

that would be prostitution.

Rhetorical question?

EDIT: DAMMIT YOU

I'm sorry to hear that...I had hoped it was because you enjoyed working with dead people. That would make you so much more interesting.

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Folks, I don't know how you feel about it, but it really makes me wonder wtf I'm doing here on a US teenagers' board.
Maybe I should resume analysis.

This Andrew Hamilton doesn't seem like a bad guy.

they're not ALL teenagers, nor all from the US. It's just that US teenagers tend to have the most free time on their hands to surf the internet :lol

-willie

He's a fireman.

This thread needs more posts like John Ritter needs to die. :-(

Name- chodaboy
Age- your shoe size + 4
job- asshole
where you at?- lowell, mash n two tits
why did you start posting- cause im a fag
how long have you been on the board- like a month i think
hobbies- jerking off
fav. music/band- converge
fav. book- hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (all five baby) - douglas adams
fav. movie- ali g indahouse
Who do you hate the most on this board- you
what is that smell- you

Name- nathan
Age- 11 1/2
job- i dont have a job *yet*
where you at?- my house in fronte of the computer!
why did you start posting- i reade my a$$ is beading and thought it was lol!!!!!
how long have you been on the board- today!!!
hobbies- inuasha, aniem, yugieoh cards
fav. music/band- justine timberlake has a kewl song
fav. book- i dont read muche books...
fav. movie- kowboy beebope
Who do you hate the most on this board- idk *(et*!!!!
what is that smell- i juste farted!!!!!!!!!!

:lol

Dude i *luv* cowboy beebop! But I lieks TRIGUN moer! ^_^;;

trigun is ok but i like inuasha + kowboy bebope *waaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy* better!!!!!!! :troutslap

come back in 1 and half years.