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Then they got blown up by mailbombs in Montreal! :lol
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Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
I know your all dying to know about shitty little BlueOatmeal so I will deliver!
Name-Larry Steed Age-17 job- where you at?-Carrollton, Ga why did you start posting-I have too much free time on my hands and masterbating only feels up so much. how long have you been on the board-a few months perhaps hobbies-Phorum posting, gaming, reading fav. music/band-punk Bad Religion fav. book-The Moon is Down fav. movie-Falling Down Who do you hate the most on this board-I do not hate. I am a walking meat pile of love!>!>!>!>!>1.1.1.>!>!3RI69704-1 what is that smell-unwashed boxers? |
So I suppose I will play along as well. . .
Name- Kelsey Age- 19 job- right now: blockbuster and watermark cafe usually: broke, starving film student where you at?- right now: crappy crappy kansas the rest of the time: tallahassee FL why did you start posting- because secretly i am madly in love with rog. . . damn, there went the secret how long have you been on the board- forever and a day hobbies- being a bum, dancing, filming stuff, getting trashed and making out with my roomie, then taking pictures, and random other stuff fav. music/band- hmmm. . . probably red hot chili peppers fav. book- In Cold Blood fav. movie- I can't answer this one what is that smell- month old spaghetti |
So where are these pictures Kelsey? We need proof, Kelsey! If that is your real name.
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Name- tara
Age- 18 Job- living vicariously through others Where you at?- las vegas, nevada Why did you start posting?- lack of anything better to do How long have you been on the board?- tonight Hobbies- serious? Favorite Book- Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Favorite Movie- ahh fuck who cares Who do you hate most on this board?- give me time. What is that smell?- Resembles cheese... ~sniff sniff~ |
Name: Drake Mitchel
Age: 16 Job: Jinco Model(student) Why I Post: Theres nothing to do in this shit hole of a class room Hobbies: Elemental research, Arsenery Book: Anarchists Cookbook Movie: Duce Bigilo I Hate: Jamesman and Flacktrooper The Smell: I just had to dissect a frog How long:Several months |
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I do believe arsenery is the study of the arse. :posh
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so you work for a company as a "MODEL" and yet you spell their name wrong? It's JNCO. and jnco clothes suck anyway.
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The I simply did't punch in and I was refering to arson
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Really your asking a goth who you stereotype as dark and cynical to do something "kindly"?, okay the dragons are elementals many cultures have their own ideas of the physical form of each elemental. Such as the elemental of fire is not to all an efeetie or a flaming corps to some they are even dragons, this is the roots of the different colored dragons (blue, red, white, ect...), and anyways as far as only four elements havn't you ever seen a pentogram somke is darkness. Also the devine creator (whoever that may be to you created all so I conclude that the sixth element (light/good) is a combination of all of them wich would also make it the most powerful. |
Where did you read all this?
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Books, bible scholary, witchcraft books and othersuch references
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I wish you'd be slightly more specific. :blah
So what do dragons have to do with the Bible? |
You should probably kill yourself...
Oh and you were supposed to leave the "I" out of jInco.. so your response of accidentally leaving it out makes you an even bigger retard in my book... (And my book is called "The Big Book Of Retards" so you know you're pretty fucking beat... Oh sorry, i'm new here..) |
Name- Zak
Age- 14 job- Student. :/ where you at?- MD why did you start posting- Because everyone needs a hug. how long have you been on the board- A month, maybe? hobbies- Stealing large amounts of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Jergen's hand lotion and Kleenex. fav. music/band- Offspring fav. book- Books suck! >: fav. movie- Movies suck! >: what is that smell- Your mom! :lol :lol :lol :( :lol |
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Hey jeanette... Why not just say "Shut up. You're a dick." and be done with it?
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Shut up. You're a dick.
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That one was SOOO very acceptable as well :rolleyes
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Name- Dave
Age- 20 job- Office Monkey where you at?- Liverpool why did you start posting- I have nothing better to do.... how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes, or do we count the old board too? hobbies- Music, Movies fav. music/band- Heavy metal/GWAR fav. book- The Books of blood fav. movie- The Thing Who do you hate the most on this board- No one, what is that smell- chicken |
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Ill go back when I feel like it and I never feel like doing shit |
never feel like doing shit? is it cuase your mom chains you up 12 hours a day? cuase your a total fuckup? or am i just blabbing?
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Just blabbling >:
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Aaron's back!! :) ... :(
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My names Drake please get it right I don't feel like being sick because of being called aaron |
K Aaron :)
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This guy thinks life is Final Fantasy.
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Name- Rick
Age- 18 job- student where you at?- Ingersoll why did you start posting- bored how long have you been on the board- not very long hobbies- photoshop PS2 and thats about it fav. music/band- glassjaw, incubus, deftones, chevelle, etc fav. book- Microserfs fav. movie- Donnie Darko Who do you hate the most on this board- the smiles what is that smell- my taco |
HI LOSER, WELCOME TO I-MOCKERY.NET :)
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http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...ghlight=#23729 Ha ha. You fucking wish your name was Drake. I'll bet you chose it because it means "dragon". |
Ha ha ha.
I bet his real name is even worse, like Bartholomew or Rudolph. "Mo-ooom! It's DRAKE!" |
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Gee you know whats really funny... Unlike you ordinary people have three names... For instance... Michael Drakely Mitchelle... I just prefer to use my middle name. |
Whatever you say, Zebediah.
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What a boring thread what a bunch of nerds Im going to my real life
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Well i'm just gonna get up and get my life.
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MichFAGael Drakely Mitchelle
It's not noticable either. :/ |
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Your username is practically fag, and that's a name you can choose |
Hear that, guys? My username is practically fag. :rolleyes
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And all this time I thought it was Milhouse spelled backwards :lol
You are good at pointing out things GothNAPrepsBody. |
Thats what I was talking about if you are to literal to understand it you make me sick :puke
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Hear that, guys? We're "to literal to understand it". :rolleyes
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My Birth Certificate |
There are really only so many ways you can tell something to die.
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STOP THE QUOTE SPAMMING JEANETTE! PLEASE! :(
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Sorry. :/ I'll cut that stuff out next time.
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Jesus, I know more about Goth here than I know about my entire family. :(
IF YOU KEEP TELLING US STUFF THEN SOONER OR LATER WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT AND SLIT YOUR THROAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH WHO ALSO HAS A KID THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH, AND THAT BITCH HAS A BOYFRIEND THAT SUCKS MORE THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED. >: >: |
This thread reeks of Blind Gaurdian fans.
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correction she's my daughter not my son. Anyways my parents named me that because they fuckin wanted to, how the hell should I know why?
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OK. OK. By now it should be obvious that the word "quit", not unlike the words "self-awareness" and "comprehension", are not in GothNAPrepsBody's dictionary. So let's all just let him bark up this tree for himself until he gets tired and runs home, so that this thread can get back to its original point.
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Name- Peter (tha Rock ;) )
Age- 19 job- working for the Lord where you at?- God's green Earth :) why did you start posting- therez a lot of negativity here n i think i can help :) how long have you been on the board- as long as God wants me 2 be hobbies- good deedz :rock fav. music/band- i like Christian rock :) fav. book- therez only 1 Book yo ;) fav. movie- The 10 Commandmentz what is that smell- the Werd of God |
Name- test tube
Age- 19 job- mastabatorium where you at?- in front of the computer why did you start posting- to annoy everyone who take boards too seriously how long have you been on the board- i dunno hobbies- doing stuff fav. music/band- Frightmare fav. book- I CAN'T READ! fav. movie- Aftermath (a film about a guy chopping up a corpse then fucking it) Who do you hate the most on this board- all the gaywads who cry too fucking much over stupid shit and the gay moderators admin whatevers who want the board to suck what is that smell- the smell of this gay board, check out my link, if you're on this board and you're not me, you'll enjoy it very much |
Name- Rev. Danno O' Blivion
Age- 27 job- Starbucks...No longer a Caterer where you at?- Vancouver, Wa...Moved back to the NW why did you start posting- Burdock Made me... how long have you been on the board- I forgot hobbies- Art, reading, & Bicycles fav. music/band- Beck fav. book- Choke fav. movie- Night of the Living Dead Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who posts stupid things on this thread, or uses the word "133t". what is that smell-Teen Spirit? |
Is this the same thread as that other thread?
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Name- ?
Age- 22 job- Law student (career goal: NHLPA) where you at?- Vancouver at this moment. why did you start posting- sheer boredom how long have you been on the board- 1 day hobbies- jujitsu, field hockey, reading.... fav. music/band- Beatles (current tune: Seven Nation Army) fav. book- The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis fav. movie- Good Will Hunting Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone what is that smell- Me, making $100,000/ year when I'm done school... |
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Name- Frank
Age-21 Job-Job? Where you at-Wisconsin Why did you start posting-lack better things to do at 5 am How long have you been on the board-8 hours hobbies-attention span too short for hobbies fav. music/band- Melt Banana, Sonic Youth, NoMeansNo fav. book-The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson fav. movie-Tromeo and Juliet Who do you hate the most on this board-myself What is that smell-sao paolo[/u] |
Name- Poons
Age-30 Yob-Art Director/Artist Where you at-Denver (Colorado you stupid fucks) Why did you start posting-the black screen makes me feel even more evil. How long have you been on the board-a few LONG days hobbies-art fav. music/band- Tenacious D fav. book-Catcher in the Rye fav. movie-LOR Who do you hate the most on this board-James that peodiphile faggot What is that smell-fear |
Name- Jared
Age- 21 job- Parts specialist where you at?- BFE why did you start posting- I hated Max's regrets article how long have you been on the board- 36hrs hobbies- smoking broken pencils and beating up kids fav. music/band- The Doors fav. book- what's a book? fav. movie- Total Recall Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone what is that smell- chicken |
Name- Daniel
Age- 18 job- Student where you at?- Trollhättan, Sweden why did you start posting- Legolars told me to! how long have you been on the board- 1 day hobbies- Living fav. music/band- sum 41 fav. book- none fav. movie- lord of the ring eho do you hate most on these boards - Legolars what is that smell- my ångbåt |
Name- Harley
Age- 20 job- student/professional loan receiver where are you at- univ. of washington, seattle why did you start posting- sheer boredom and a lack of anything more constructive to do how long have you been on this board- not counting aborted attempts to join before, 1 day. hobbies- music, internet, books, porn fav. music/band- The Unseen or Jack Off Jill... can't pick one, both good in different music genres. fav. book- The Stranger by Albert Camus... whooo nihilism. fav. movie- Boondock Saints who do you hate most on this board- so hard to pick. what is that smell- the dead hooker in my trunk |
Name-Kristopher
Age-21 Job-I bake cakes, slut. Where? Minnesota I post because I love. How long? I dunno, look to your left. Hobbies- I like the idea of getting in shape and riding my bike aimlessly. Fav. Music- Buck 65 Book-Ender's Game or something by Isaac Asimov Movie-Spirited Away was good I feel sorry for anyone between the ages of 12 and 17, but I also probably hate them too. Febreeze smells like my dad's hairspray. |
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Hmmmm
You know I should have done this sooner so I didn't have to be back here at the end of the thread with the "newbies". Stupid me. Anyway:
Name- Jason (Hey did you know that if you take the first letter from each month from July through November it spells......) Age-28 Job-Exportation of democratic ideals. Sometimes by force. Where you at-San Diego, or Northern Mexico. Why did you start posting-I appreciate good shit talking. How long have you been on the board-Anyone remember the Pennywise Message Board battle? I didn't realize it's been that long already. hobbies-Internet porn (Hey I'm getting my god damn $30's a month worth from my high speed internet connection dammit) fav. music/band- The So Cal punk rock scene is close to my heart. But Snoop is still my idol. fav. book-I'm a fan of Atlas Shrugged, but I'd say my fav is probably "An American Tragedy" by Theo Driser. fav. movie-Jenna love Rocco Who do you hate the most on this board-The guy who keeps emailing me and asking me if I want "toss his salad", whatever the hell that means. What is that smell-A strange mix of BenGay and aloe lotion. |
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Name- Conor
Age- 19 job- Home Improvement Store where you at?- Vegas why did you start posting- Today. how long have you been on the board- Today. hobbies- film, music fav. music/band- Hot Hot Heat, Belle and Sebastian, DJ Irene, Green Day, Cake, Voodoo & Serano, Flaming Lips, RX Bandits, Violent Femmes, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Offspring, Incubus, Tsunami Bomb, DJ Buzz Fuzz, a million others. fav. book- I don't read. fav. movie- Out of Sight Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody..... yet. what is that smell- You. |
Hey NIGMA, cut the sig. We all like Rock and Terry, but it's too big.
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Ok man. No problem.
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Name- Kristin
Age- 21 job- College Student/ Lab Slave where you at?- Pittsburgh why did you start posting- Today how long have you been on the board- Today hobbies- video games, tae kwon do, doing stuff fav. music/band- Hmmm...I can't chose so I'll name whatever bands are curentely on my playlist, NOFX, bad religion, system of a down, propagandi fav. book- I can't remember the last time I read a book fav. movie- office space Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet what is that smell- loneiness and or insanity |
Tae Kwon Do, Video Games, and Bad Religion.
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I did Tae Kwon Do for about 6 yrs and almost got up to the rank of 2nd degree black belt. I've been out of practice for about two years though because I have been kind of busy with college.
Video games aren't just a hobby for me they need to be played. I have a busy schedule to get caught up to over the summer. Haha I'm so pathetic sometimes. |
Not only Bad Religion, but Propagandhi? Oh, sweet Jesus. Welcome to I-Mock.
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Name- JIXBY PHILLIPS BUT ITS NOT REALLY
Age- 19 IN YEARS job- YOU GOTTA DO YOUR JOB RIGHT??? where you at?- I JUST LOVE THIS QUESTION!! :lol why did you start posting- I'M BORED @ WORK!!!!! :lol how long have you been on the board- COUPLE DAYS BUT I'VE LURKED FOREVER.. FINALLY GOT THE GUTS TO POST :lol hobbies- YOU KNOW... THE USUAL fav. music/band- THE BEATS fav. book- ANYTHING ABOUT TV fav. movie- HONME AONE Who do you hate the most on this board- THAT MOCKERY BASTARD!!!! :pirate what is that smell- SOMETHING NAUGHTY |
YOU SHOULDA KEPT LURKING NOOB!!
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Name - der seelenlos eins...
Age - N/A job - stuff where you at? - if only i knew... why did you start posting - boredom... how long have you been on the board - you can answer that... hobbies - stuff fav. music/band - i listen to death/doom/black metal... fav. book - edge of honor fav. movie - enemy at the gates/full metal jacket Who do you hate the most on this board- i will tell you when i find out... what is that smell - beats me... |
Name - der seelenlos eins...
Age - N/A job - stuff where you at? - if only i knew... why did you start posting - boredom... how long have you been on the board - you can answer that... hobbies - stuff fav. music/band - i listen to death/doom/black metal... fav. book - edge of honor fav. movie - enemy at the gates/full metal jacket Who do you hate the most on this board- i will tell you when i find out... what is that smell - beats me... :lol |
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