CHOKING HAZARD

As I expected, this Zombie-flick from the Czech Republic is cool.

The story revolves around a blind Professor and a group of people shacked up in a hotel in the middle of the woods trying to find the meaning of life. They're the stereotypical bunch of people you'd expect to see in a horror flick, so I won't go into the explanation of their charactors here. They make video diaries of their journey for the meaning of life.

One night while they are watching them, a porno star/ Jehovah's Witness shows up, expecting to be on the set. The Prof. mistakes him for a new group member and asks him to play and describe his tape.

It is also at this point that zombie woodsman awake in the woods,
(later described as Wombies), and kill a guy trying to eat a wild mushroom. Hooray for Hallucinogens!

Anywho, the star/Witness decides to stay and tries to persuade the other group members over to the path of light. The doctor and the rest are unaffected by his pleas.

Zombies reach the outside of the hotel and eat a guy, while his friend watches from the safety of his car. The zombies also find their way into the kitchen and eat the staff. No stew for you.
This one guy who wears a helmet for no reason takes it off and jumps into a freezer, narrowly avoiding death at the hands of the undead.

Then the zombies attack the rest of the hotel, causing the Prof., (whom has no idea what is going on), gets separated from the rest of the group and, consequently, eaten. The star/Witness also gets bitten and gets his head crushed in with an ashtray, accidentally.

After they find out how easy it is to kill the zombies, the group members throw a dance party!

That is, until the super smart/Land of the Dead-esque zombies come in and wipe the floor with their blood.

I won't spoil the rest. Needless to say, it is a fantastic film definately worthy of the fifteen bucks I spent on it.

**** 1/2 stars.
Reasoning for not 5: Felt too short.
Although it is a good movie with bountiful raspberry coloured gore and excellent photography, it felt like it could have been longer for some reason.

Has anyone other than me seen the infamous maybe-not-really-kinda b-movie Guinea pig: Flower of flesh and blood?
It was sick. Really sick. I mean REALLY really sick. But kinda fake, though.

I found it at Hastings here in Lawton, however it is 22 bucks used.

I just bought Trick or Treat and I have the feeling I am in for a ride.

Trick or Treat is definantly worth the money... Ozzy is in it
"Metal Machines 6-6 Crush"

My dead uncle left me all of his B-Movies, and although there weren't much, here's what I got:


The Toxic Avenger: Part 2
Mortuary
Ticks
High School Massacre (1 and 2)
Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight
Death by Dialogue
and Prom Night

Score!

There is something I must know;
Has anyone here seen Die Hard Dracula?

No. Have you seen Dracula's Dog?

That's the one where the Soviets dig up Dracula, right?

As a matter of fact, yes. They inadvertantly release the hound of hell, which reeks havok among them, et cetera.

Then, as a fellow fan of terrible horror movies, I heartily recommend Die Hard Dracula to you. It will teach you many things about Dracula, most of which you do not know. For example, he can shoot fireballs. And he can be played by three seperate actors in a single movie.

I bought The Russian Terminator AKA The Russian Ninja at a garage sale, and holy shit was it the worst movie ever. Not even the ninjas could save that movie from sucking.

The Satanic Rights of Dracula is a piece of brilliance as well. The great Christopher Lee plays Dracula in a pretty awful 70's Dracula sequel where he gets owned by Van Helsing in the end.

Anyone Seen Dead And Breakfast yet? Its possibly the most amazing zombie movie in recent memory.

a kool movie likened to the ones you all ave been babbling about but seems to have escaped notice entirely: REDNECK ZOMBIES
Don't get me wrong; few flicks ever managed to draw near the quality of this one, besides being the only one movie that still scares the crap outta me currently.I remember how as a kid, watchin this and thought it was vaguely comic and scarcely any creepy at all though (^_^')

Everyone knows about Redneck Zombies. It's a nice one and there's not much else to say about it.

Here's a nice one someone I know made. They just wrapped up filming in Orlando.

Automaton Transfusion

Teh ZOMBIEZ.

Has everyone already seen Maniac Cop?

Killer Condom - B movie gold.
Brain Damage is my current favorite B horror flick, but I will tire of it soon.

THREAD BUMP


All of you guys should see Santa's Slay. Just enough stupid, just enough humor, Chris Kattan and Fran Drescher get murdered in the first five minutes, and Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus, who's actually the Norwiegan version of Satan who doesn't have to be nice anymore.

Thoroughly enjoyable rental.

It needed more spears, jackhammers, and phantom winning streaks.

But seriously, don't bother renting it. If you're up late enough, you're bound to see it uncut on Spike TV. They love that movie for some reason. I'm cool with any movie that kills Chris Kattan though.

I highly recommend Highway to Hell. Satan sends a Hellcop, who resembles the androids from THX-1138, to police a highway in rural California. If you get stopped by him, you don't go to jail, you go to Hell! Hilarity obviously ensues. Too bad it hasn't been released on DVD though.

IDK if anyone mentioned this film yet but, Bad Taste, Peter Jacksons First film, I'm actually friends with the guy who played Frank, He posts on the Peter Jackson forum. http://tbhl.theonering.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi

I hope someone make a tribute to it like they did Dead Alive (Braindead)

If you like Trick or Treat may I suggest Rocktober Blood and Shockem Dead. Shockem Dead had the guitar player for Nitro as the devil and gratuitous boobies and Tracy Lords trying to be a serious actress.

Redneck zombies is fucking awful. Piece of shit movie that doesn't succeed on any level.

Well, Bubba Ho-Tep was officially as awesome as I'd hoped it would be. I was surprised at how freaking dismal the mood was, but that just made the sudden bouts of asskickery even better.