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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 08:14 PM        Useless B-Horror Flick Knowledge
Well since the old threads in the old ezboard will die soon, and ill really miss the b rated thread in the old one, so heres the new one!!!!!! enjoy and revel in the b-rated movie ness ness ness ness

edit: corrected the title of this thread. -rog
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
It wasn't called this, asshole . But I miss that thread, so I'll start by saying that you all need to see demons.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
SORRY MY MOMMY WON'T LET ME SEE B-RATED MOVIES UNTIL I AM OLDER
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
A cool show to see b-movies being made fun of was "Mystery Science Theatre". They focused mainly on the Science Fiction genre but they were still b-movies. Funny as hell and great for learning about sarcasm.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:27 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 08:54 PM       
one of my personal favorites was the cars that ate paris, i wish i had a spiked covered vw
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 01:18 PM       
Deadbeat at Dawn. Somehow it manages to provide some interesting fight scenes for a minuscule budget.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
wow pau lthat sounds like such a cool show, i have NEVER heard of it before. What station was it on as i have never ever seen one episode of it.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinatti.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 01:37 AM       
Godmonster of Indian Flats.

Seriously, if you want some twisted shit, check out any Something Weird DVD you come across. Those have everything you could want.
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:21 PM        good b site
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:01 AM       
Before I get any wiseass replies, let me say that I am well aware that this will not count as a TRADITIONAL b-movie horror flick, but it's the only one that jumps to mind right away.

Toxic Avenger. Gotta love Troma. The most fucked up, cheesy movies you'll ever see. If ya don't believe me, try Tromeo and Juliet.

Truly sickening. Which of course means funny as fuck.

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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:47 AM       
I won't bash you for Toxic Avenger, it's a damn fine movie.

And buy the Tox Box gift set: all three Toxie movies plus the Toxic Crusaders DVD for under $30. Well worth the cash.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:19 AM       
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Toxic AVENGERS the Troma movies and the Toxic CRUSADER was the short lived cartoon series?

I'm not the world's biggest Troma junkie, but I watch what I can get my hands on. Sgt. Kabukiman was funny as hell!
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:55 AM       
cannibal the musical was great
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 12:07 PM       
"Neon Maniacs" is a great film about a group of unexplained zombie type creatures from different walks of life (kind of like the zombie Village People: there is a native american, a samurai, a doctor, a biker and much much more) that are water soluble! Making for some good battles including bath tubs, water pistols and a fire hose! The most ridiculous movie I've ever seen, leaves you asking, "Why?"
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
The Forbidden Zone and Jesco the Dancing Outlaw are two of the funniest films I've ever seen. The soundtrack to the Forbidden Zone is damn good as well, if any of you are Oingo Boingo fans. Jesco's underground fame landed him a chance at stardom by appearing on the Roseanne show years ago. Unfortunately Jesco had huffed too much lighter fluid to remember any lines. They did show him tap dancing during the closing credits though.
Sorry, those aren't horror. How about Street Trash or Blood Diner? They were supposed to be horror but I couldn't stop laughing at them either.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
How about any of the movies from the "Trancers" series. I used to love that crap as a kid.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:43 PM       
But then, of course, we left out the Grandaddy of all B-Movie horror flix.. the Night Of The Living Dead movies.

Now, I remember liking this movie, but I can't remember the exact name of it, maybe one of you knows.

In the beginning of the movie, there's a SWAT team of some sort (I believe it's a SWAT team, I'm going by fading memories here) going after zombies in a slum and then all these people run off into a mall or something, and in about the middle of the movie the zombies are locked out so the two guys who are locked in the department store start looting the place... etc etc etc

Anyone know?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:40 PM       
What is dawn of the dead alex? yeah dawn of the dead was the king of the series. Exploding faces zombie kids and a seen where a mexican gets his stomach torn open and gnawed on
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:46 PM       
ahh yes. Sorry, I just have so many god damn tapes (over 1,000, which is why I should get the title of I-Mockery Resident Movie Nerd) and a bazillion of them have "of the dead" or "dead" or something of that effect on them. It'd take me FOREVER to watch thru all those movies again just to find a specific one.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
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How about any of the movies from the "Trancers" series. I used to love that crap as a kid.
I saw half of one on the scifi channel at four in the morning a few years ago.

Also, Return of the Living Dead is my favorite zombie movie.

In Toxic Avenger, how does the guy in the Mexican restaurant robbery who gets his arm torn off die?
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
Hobgoblins. a good example of a movie trying to build off of the success of Gremlins.

Also the Slumber Party Massacre movies series.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 05:19 AM       
Return of the living dead. I watched it when I was 10, and back then it was scary as hell... somehow... Probably because there was no way to eliminate the zombie threat, and they could talk... I think it was because of this movie, that zombie movies, even the ungodle cheesy ones, still scare me... I mean, Dead-Alive creeped me out, and I watched that in broad daylight, about a few months ago.....
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
My sister and I sat up one night and watched Chopper Chicks in Zombietown. Boy that sucked. It did have Cycle Sluts though. One scene I remember had these blind kids getting off of there "special bus" and one of the blind kids had on a watch. I remember thinking that was funny cos if he was blind how could he see his watch to see what time it was?? Maybe it was a braile watch.
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