BABS, STOP MAKING ME HATE YOU.

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Does everyone here have babies now except me?

I KNOW Me TADAO AND CHOJIN DONT HAVE BABIES CAUSE WERE AWESOME

babies, more like GAYbies

Does everyone here have rabies now except me?

If I wanted a baby, I would just kidnap one. I hear they are worth more money that way.

Take the elizabeth smart route, why have a baby when you can have a preteen who can wipe it's own ass and obey your every order.

I had a baby, but he don't move too much no more.

SO SINCE I DON'T HAVE BABIES DOES THAT MAKE ME AWESOME TOO

OOOPS

Looks like you Brak'd a little early but don't worry it happens to the best of us it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Tadao misses the Brak on purpose because he loves seeing Dylan with his shirt off. :eek

Is it wrong that I miss the days when we had people like OaO, Kulturkampf, and Vince to poke fun at? I've been away too long, who are the new punching-bags?

There are no good ones. Just Babs who is rubbish.

Why does this depress me so much? We need to find the people I mentioned and get them back into the mix over here.

I honestly don't know why you all pretty much loathe me. I can't be on here all the time to try and impress you all one by one.

I think the interesting thing is that everyone has their own personal, and only slightly justifiable, reasoning.

In which I'm still in the dark about. Two years and it still hasn't changed. The consistency is applaudable but the befuddlement as to why is even more astounding.

I miss Rankeri. He needs to stop getting his doctorate and miami vice, fuck yeah

Pretty much because you looked 90% of this post up in spell check.


I remember when everyone used to hate Rankeri, and then he stuck around long enough for people to not mind him, and then he left. Like that was all he set out to achieve; not be hated.

I think I'm neutral to most people, which is poor effort after so many years.

Yeah I know it's hard to believe a person as myself went to college for a prolonged period to achieve a degree. Spell check my ass.

Spellchecker is automatic in Firefox.

Rankeri is one of the rare cases where someone I absolutely hated at the beginning turned out to be pretty cool.

Babs is ok in my book! We occasionally chat it up over PM and he's a pretty level-headed, intelligent dude! And that was after 20 back-and-forth PMs of passive-aggressive sarcasm to feel each other out first.

i'm not feeling anyone out, via PM or otherwise :x

missed the brak but it's all good. Surgery went well today, just felling a little loopy now from the anesthesia.

edit: my dick is numb

YOU DON'T EVEN GET WHY I BRAKED THAT PIC, YOU'LL NEVER LEARN. FUCKING HELL.

i'll brak your mother

This thread's all weird for me. I'm suddenly missing a page that I can never get back to.

Oh noes!

Blinded by the light

I feel guilty for ever making that picture.

In other news, I was googling ideas for my kid's first birthday tomorrow. One particularly out-of-touch party planner suggests the following idea for winter babies: make all of the party guests help you plant a "winter garden" outside, with holly and crocus (which I think are supposed to be planted in the fall) etc. Yes, during the party. Then when they come back subsequent years they can check on the progress of the garden they all helped plant on the baby's first birthday.

Of all the idiot ideas. Sounds like an excellent way to ensure that no one comes back for the 2nd.

Guess what's never happening.

I have a love hate relationship with that picture. On the one hand, its kind of funny that when people walk through the room they shudder. On the other hand, it makes me shudder.

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS NEVER SENDS ME PMs :(

You never sent him those nudes of D4B. :eek

That's so embarrassingly dumb.

Hello everybody, I must be going.

Dude I didn't know Jack LaLanne was capable of dying

All those years of exercise and juicing vegetables and he dies before a hundred. It don't do shit.

Just now back from my kid's first birthday party. I feel absolutely shitty without being able to put a finger on precisely why.

I think it's in part because my dad said things like "keep it moving, get the gifts unwrapped" and other impatient-with-proceedings phrases, and as a result I felt like I was scrambling from gifts to cake to cleanup without anything really sinking in or being enjoyed (at least by me).

Then Mr. Kitsa had a lot to say about how grateful I should be that everyone (including and especially himself) had done me this big favor by showing up, and although I am grateful I also paid for dinner and alcohol at a nice restaurant so I don't feel that people were really 100% put-out by coming.

I guess parties just ultimately end up being a big letdown, nature of the beast. I would have held up a lot better if certain parties had kept their mouths shut.

Just drop those same phrases at the things they insist you show up at. Then, if they get pissy about the comments, drop a "I did you a favor by coming" right back on them

You had alcohol at a child's birthday?

next time just do something cool with your kid and tell everyone else to wait for their birthdays :lol

they should be glad the party wasn't a bunch of kids and some pizza at your house ;/

Well, the child didn't have any. We chose a restaurant we frequent, where they make a huge deal out of birthdays. It was 10 adults and the kid, because all of her same-age cousins were too far away to attend. She's only 1 so I doubt she cares. The restaurant makes incredible margaritas, so many of the adults had one. Then after we ate all the waiters came out carrying a giant sundae, slapped a sombrero on her head, and sang their restaurant's birthday song in Spanish. She loved the attention.

Then we came home where I'd made a giant cake in the shape of a 1 and had wine and sparkling grape juice if anyone wanted it.

:eek

Mr. Kitsa did you a big favor by showing up at his own child's first birthday?

Mr. Kitsa sounds like a catch!

:pagebrak

If it was me, I would only spend as much time at my kids party as it took to create them.

idk, I feel slightly less bitchy about it today but at the time I just wished everyone would shut the fuck up and let the kid have her party. She probably enjoyed it plenty either way.

So an epic 7 hour tantric birthday bash?

wow. grown up vitamins are terrible! how do you guys do it!? they're huge and they taste like chalk. are we allowed to crush them up or let them dissolve in pudding or something? :( will they be just as effective?

please write a blog post on the subject matter, almighty health guru chojin

also congratulations on finally being able to grow facial hair milhouse

and happy birthday baby kitsa!

You just swallow them without chewing.

they're too big

Gentlemen, Miss Elx is in need of a lesson on how to fit large objects in her mouth without choking. :posh

i have vampire teeth

pubby, now that i'm your new jeanettex i feel as though i deserve a more mature avatar. please upgrade me appropriately. the colors on this one make my posts seem doubly more annoying.

What are they, the size of a fist?

As long as you don't sparkle; I find that very hot. :eek :yum :orgasm

Seriously, tell me you have vagina dentata & I'll try and marry you. :eek

..

I miss Seth & Kahl. Those chaps should come back. :eek

And here was me going to suggest this valentines day theme avatar for you.

Plus you don't want to be compared with Jeanette. She is crazy. :eek

More so even than the loopy poop stuff she posts on here. :eek

Loopy Poop. :eek

So I'm thinking Carl Sagan as I can't find one I like of Brian Cox. :eek

Stephen Hawking looked waaaay different when he was younger

Time marches on
Blink, then it's gone
Make no mistake
It's vanishing

Happy Baby Birthday day a few days ago :)

:pagebrak

Why are there creepy asian dudes around here with Elmo winter hats and Hello Kitty car seat covers

It's Hip!

So a man at work today asked for my help, and he also happened to have a flaming swastika tattooed on his neck. I basically told him that I wasn't going to talk to him, and also added in a little bit of colourful language. Later on I was told by some bumwad in management, while I proudly told my exaggerated story in the tea room, that we should strive to serve everyone to the best of our abilities no matter their beliefs.


Also, half way through typing that the ice cream van stopped outside my house. First time in the 5 years I've been here.

I bet he would help a aboriginal. The flaming Swastika probably just means that he thinks Nazis should burn for their hate crimes.

His mate had a full half of his face covered with one (Seriously, how do you get a job with this?) and they both had rat tail hair cuts, so I knew he was a racist.

It's okay, over 90% of people with facial tattoo's commit suicide.

Is that really a fact?

WOAH. So they came back today and followed me around at work, then waited outside for me afterwards. What made it worse was that while they were standing outside the front door, other staff were casually chatting to them - am I the only prick with spine/ideals that would tell a nazi to get fucked? Anyway I walked out with a length of stick and they just watched me from their car. No, they didn't follow me home.

People usually let skinheads scare them. That is their primary weapon. Once they find someone who isn't intimidated by them, they try even harder. They are usually giant pussies who confuse fear with respect.

Edit: Then again, it's probably a terrible idea in many ways.

I get to see some sort of heart surgery tomorrow :D Gonna be intense. And yes, I've already been told to take some Junior Mints.

zhukov i dont know who the bigger racist you or him

his swastica could be the good kind of swastica and he could be all deeply spiritual and just wanting to save people with his swastica of life

When you see him say "Sup my nigga" and fist bump him. Also wear a Nelson Mandela pin to work. Nazis hate Mandela.

Hey Mario, good luck.

Well there's your answer about how someone with a face tattoo finds work: they don't. They just spend all their time stalking people who make fun of their tattoos.

I talked to someone who was chatting with them and it turns out they were shopping around for stuff to clean spraypaint off their house. HAHA.

Mario: have fun with your INTENSE surgery Mario. Good luck dude.

My school cancelled class tomorrow for the third time in 150 years for a snowstorm that hasn't even started yet :|

:lol Onion News had a thing calle Snowpocolypse in which Obama sent massive aid to New Orleans because a tiny bit of snow was expected to fall.

It's the snowpocalypse and we're all gonna die.

It feels like I'm living in Northrend. Maybe not Icecrown Citadel, but at LEAST Borean Tundra (WoWreferencegodIsuck) :(

It's currently 20 degrees in Austin, and everyone is flipping the fuck out.

It's fucking freezing in Los Angeles. High of 62 today. I had to wear a light coat. >:

lololololol snow lolololol

It's that time of the year. To seize.