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Grislygus Oct 5th, 2006 07:18 PM

I like Stephen King.

On another note...
Quote:

Originally Posted by enterthefawn
my goddess, the overall lack of maturity concerning certain members on this message board absolutely astounds me

Paganism! Begone, heathen!

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2006 07:33 PM

Haha, she called people immature.

Guess we know who the big girl here is, now!

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2006 07:55 PM

She's pretty uppitty, I hope I won't be when I'm 27

Azrael Oct 6th, 2006 06:28 PM

Name- Like I'd tell you my real name
Age- 25
job- Graphic Artist
where are you at?- Tex-ass
how did you find out about this site?- How else? A Google search
why did you start posting- I'm a fuckin weirdo
Level of Educ.- Proud dropout, but did get GED
Income- Wouldn't you like to know
hobbies- Heavy Metal, Comic Books, Video Games, 80's action movies, pro Wrestling, drinking Beer
fav. music/band- OverKill or Exodus. I likes Black and Thrash Metal
fav. book- 1984
fav. movie- Return of the Living Dead
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy series
fav. food- Vaginal juice
Who do you hate the most on this board-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-fuck a corpse, generally be a total failure

Chojin Oct 6th, 2006 06:42 PM

It's okay, guys - You twenty-somethings can start growing up now.

Fawn reminds me of this kid i knew that would 'randomly' burst out with 'FOOLISH MORTALS!'

Let me guess, you came here to yell at us about the DDAAF and Jaeger's article.

kahljorn Oct 8th, 2006 03:28 AM

I haven't looked through much of this thread except these past couple of pages, but why is it that everyone seems to have some type of obvious cliche/stereotype behind "Themselves"?

Is it really fair for me to judge the stupidity of people based on the level of stupidity they submit to this thread? I feel so conflicted.

Sethomas Oct 8th, 2006 04:12 AM

I like to think of myself as my own cliché. Somewhere in that is a lie, and I'd rather not know where. :(

kahljorn Oct 8th, 2006 01:58 PM

You are the essence of cliche. Without you, there could be no other cliche, as no cliche could acheive a state of Clicheness from freewill, except through a cliche that was the first cliche. As such, you are the prime cliche. The self-perpetuating cliche, if you will.

Azrael Oct 9th, 2006 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
I haven't looked through much of this thread except these past couple of pages, but why is it that everyone seems to have some type of obvious cliche/stereotype behind "Themselves"?

Is it really fair for me to judge the stupidity of people based on the level of stupidity they submit to this thread? I feel so conflicted.

It depends, do you really take stuff people say on the internet that seriously? Especially here?

kahljorn Oct 9th, 2006 02:43 PM

no, but I know that people take themselves seriously regardless of if it's the internet or the coolest message board of freedom everywhere.

WhiteRat Oct 11th, 2006 01:21 PM

I'm dying to know more about our newest member SK8RaZnB0i. From his name we can tell that he's a skater of some sort, of asian decent, and of the male gender. His occupation is once again a skater of some sort and he seems really interested in skating. Also, he seems to have a penchant for Ebaum's, judging from the link which he felt obligated to put in his profile.

I need to know more.

ziggytrix Oct 11th, 2006 01:27 PM

or he could be a raisin who likes to skate... the not knowing is killing me!

Juttin Oct 11th, 2006 05:14 PM

Sounds like a character to me :winkingsmilyface

Evil Robot Oct 11th, 2006 05:53 PM


meatree Nov 11th, 2006 07:57 PM

Name- tina
Age- 19
job- student
where are you at?- london
how did you find out about this site?- I stumbled across a visionary darkness article ages ago, it came up in some google search for I don't remember what
why did you start posting- boredom, I guess
Level of Educ.- finished highschool
Income- what my parents decide to give me
hobbies- the usual
fav. music/band- tom waits
fav. book- a confederacy of dunces
fav. movie- night on earth
Fav. Video Game- I don't often play video games
fav. food- sushi maybe
Who do you hate the most on this board- all the people who are smarter and funnier than me
In high school you were voted most likely to...- we never did that. I didn't even get picked for coolest hair, even though I had it :(

RectalWart Nov 11th, 2006 10:37 PM

Name- Friends and family call me "Sir".
Age- 42
job- Business owner
where are you at?- Florida
how did you find out about this site?- A friend showed me a Max Burbank article, about 4 years ago. I was hooked!
why did you start posting - The insults looked like fun.
Level of Educ.- Mastered in Business.
Income - Varies up from $65,000 yr.
hobbies - Building computers, surfing the net, surfing the waves.
fav. music/band - Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar), Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin.
fav. book- Alas Babylon by Pat Frank, Lucifers Hammer by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle. Hm, a post-apocalyptic theme...
fav. movie- Too many to mention, I'm a movie buff.
Fav. Video Game- Between the business and surfing, who has time?
fav. food- Lobster.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Life's too short to hate.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Get the prom queen pregnant.

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2006 11:09 PM

You're forty two? You?!

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2006 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RectalWart
Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar).

Alright, I disagree with you there.

Sammy Hagar is a wonderful singer.

RectalWart Nov 12th, 2006 09:53 AM

Sure he was. But most of us "old timers" preferred it when David Lee was the lead singer. My sister took me to see VH with Sammy on my 21st birthday in '85. It was a great show, but he's no David Lee Roth, with his jumps and antics.

Rabid Child Nov 13th, 2006 02:28 PM

Name- Rabid Child (Like The TMBG Song)
Real Name - Devin
Age- 18
job- HS Student
where are you at?- New Paltz
how did you find out about this site?- I've been a fan for 3 years
why did you start posting- Cause I wanted to talk to -RoG- and Protoclown
Level of Educ.- A Year and 1/2 of School Left
Income- nothing
hobbies- sites like this, music, movies, nostalgic stuff,
fav. music/band- Ween, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Frank Zappa, all these bands with hit of XTC
fav. book- Stuff by Shel Silverstein
fav. movie- Impossible to decide
Fav. Video Game- Anything for SNES or the Original GB
fav. food- Pizza (almosts everyones favorite)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nothing yet[/b][/u]

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabid Child
fav. music/band- Ween, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Frank Zappa, And Tenacious D

:love

Subtract Tenacious D and throw in some XTC and I might have to have sex with you.

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2006 02:39 PM

Wouldn't be the first Child you've had sex with. :oao

Jixby Phillips Nov 13th, 2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Subtract Tenacious D and throw in some XTC and I might have to have sex with you.

lol he actually did

Rabid Child Nov 13th, 2006 05:35 PM

I was making a joke by doing that lol

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2006 05:39 PM

Make some more jokes out of things. I want to hear more jokes. >:


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