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kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 03:44 PM

"My life is music. "

That's lame, especially if it's lame music like Korn. Why don't you just say your life is a heaping pile of shit.
People who say their life is music are just looking for something to latch on to to make them likable and cool. Don't you know that? Are you a musician? otherwise saying that just makes you look stupid, probably like you are trying to latch on to cool musicians. Even if you are a musician it's pompous and ridiculous. "OH IM SUCH AN ARTIST AND SO CREATIVE I LIVE MY LIFE RUTHLESSLY THROUGH MUSICAL CREATIVITY LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE KORN PLEASE????"

"And all that shit you said about him has been put out for the public since 94' "
SO? You idiot, when did I say it wasn't public? Did I say I was privy to some private secret knowledge? Didn't I say I HEARD IT FROM OTHER PEOPLE AND HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. you sure use your brain alot! ps i dont think he was married to a pornstar or had a kid named pirate in 1994, idiot. do do do dodododododo do do do dododo i think that all happened post 2k
You act like you're the most original person on this board, and yet every post you make on this message board is somehow about you. Not very original. I think it points out some secret insecurities that you constantly have to be in the spotlight. You like people talking about you because your parents and friends didn't pay enough attention to you as a child and you have some social or psychological characteristic that makes you feel alienated from "normal" social situations. To make up for this you constantly throw yourself into the spot light. I'm sure this works over well in normal social situations in which that is pretty much the norm. Like at bars. But people who goto bars are insecure and desperate for sex. You are like every other person I've ever met in my life.
You are unspectacular, and yet with every ounce of your being you strive to be spectacular.

"Your not doing anyone a favor by creating endless post on why everyone should hate me."

Please quote me saying I need someone else to hate you in order to justify me hating you(which is what you were implying). Or just post a quote of me saying that everyone should hate you.

"My thoughts on your essay"
lol. I'd hate to see what your essays look like if you consider some garbage I wrote without any intent of it being an essay.. an essay.

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 05:12 PM

i was hesitant on posting this because i know it'll make me look like I'm stalking and stuff but i just can't help it:
(From the absolute begining! but not to the end)

Xxch33s3whizxx: let it go.. and yes I am a musician.
Kahljorn: Okay
Kahljorn: then please revert to the subclause of my statement
Xxch33s3whizxx: Sorry, in the attempt of trying to read all of your post, I ended up falling asleep from bordom.
Kahljorn: So out of that bordom you decided it would be a good idea to pm me and have a conversation with someone who bores you
Xxch33s3whizxx: So please eleborate..
Kahljorn: fucking brilliant.
Xxch33s3whizxx: this isnt a PM.. its AIM
Kahljorn: Private message, instant message, same shit
Xxch33s3whizxx: Its alot more mature.
Kahljorn: Yes AIM is much more mature than those immature yahoo users and message board private messagers.
Xxch33s3whizxx: I get it, you have this huge problem with me.
Kahljorn: lol
Kahljorn: i don't have anything with you, i dont even know you
Xxch33s3whizxx: I was refering to your comment above that.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Keep up!
Kahljorn: keep up to what, you don't even know what you're talking about.
Xxch33s3whizxx: So, then what is the point of your endless exposition?
Kahljorn: it's not endless.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Its more then 2 paragraphs.
Kahljorn: kay
Xxch33s3whizxx: Those post used to be deleted instantly on the old board.
Kahljorn: No they didn't.
Kahljorn: you stinky liar
Xxch33s3whizxx: Yeah, rog did.
Kahljorn: ive been posting on imockery since it opened.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Yeah, right there with ya!
Kahljorn: You were never there.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Yeah I def was!
Kahljorn: you're a filthy liar and you smell like rocksalt mixed with shit.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Boverg .. wherever he went.
Kahljorn: the rocksalt is mostly inconsequential.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Ive hung out and met chojin
Kahljorn: Okay..
Kahljorn: you keep saying these things, and I know you expect me to care, but i just don't.
Xxch33s3whizxx: I dont expect anything, im just sick of having to read your post. And this is quicker.
Kahljorn: you're still reading my posts.
Kahljorn: aren't you vomitting uncontrolably.
Xxch33s3whizxx: No im not still reading it, but id rather avoid another.

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 05:16 PM

i am pulling down kaljorns pants, he is very giddy

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 05:23 PM

watch out for my penis :(

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 05:25 PM

is that what you say to all the men baby

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 05:33 PM

no usually i say "hi, how are you?"

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 05:39 PM

is this before or after you juice on them

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 05:56 PM

well I wouldn't ask someone how they were after I juiced on them I think the answer is kind of obvious.

Grislygus Dec 15th, 2006 05:58 PM

Kahljorn, Lenore and guitarman are a fucking hydra. Shoot down one idiotic comment, and two more pop up. Just ignore the cretins. Working fine for me.

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 06:15 PM

and ur our hydra anus constantly shitting out huge hydra turds

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 06:16 PM

Grislygus that's the exact advice i normally give to people who fill their mouths with bitch comments. Congratulations on taking it(the advice, not the bitch comments), it gives me faith in humanity!

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 06:18 PM

i am sticking my hydra head into grislygus (the hydra anus), is thsi like incest or what!?

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 07:07 PM

and yet he came back again..

ohhh shit.. looks like he forgot to post the rest of our 2 hour discussion ..

theapportioner Dec 16th, 2006 11:29 AM

Hmm Lenor seems more interesting/entertaining this time around.

Noodles Dec 16th, 2006 12:48 PM

You mean instead of being a whiny bitch? :/

kahljorn Dec 16th, 2006 01:46 PM

"ohhh shit.. looks like he forgot to post the rest of our 2 hour discussion .."

that was mostly because i thought it would be wasted space and I knew no one would read it. It's not like i was your best friend in the conversation or something. Plus doesn't it invalidate your perception of me as boring and not worth talking to, as expressed by you in this thread :O

Noodles Dec 16th, 2006 04:11 PM

I don't think any one cared about your 2 hour hydra-insult discussion...

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 01:34 PM

aww.. :love

As I understand, half the time im a patheticly boring idiot with alot of clevage, while the other half I've become a more interesting, non-whiny idiot with alot of clevage?

Fucking AWESOME!

Noodles Dec 18th, 2006 05:17 PM

No... your a full-time boring idiot who shows off her cleavage in a n avatar.

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 05:18 PM

you are comprised of pasta

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 05:19 PM

noob :love

Angryhydralisk Dec 19th, 2006 12:32 PM

Oogie boogie boogie! :chatter

kahljorn Dec 19th, 2006 02:18 PM

you know i really want some lasagne right about now

Angryhydralisk Dec 19th, 2006 03:25 PM

I had some lasagna alfredo recently. Good stuff.

Lenor Dec 19th, 2006 04:25 PM

COOKIES!!!!!!!


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