Not at all. I used it in the sense of "the one and only", or thereabouts...

That doesn't help!

Maybe he's saying he came back to life to haunt us on a message board-- much like jesus!
Also if roger barr isn't dead yet maybe he's also saying he traveled back in time after he died.

Those are my only suggestions :(

kahl .. ya know what I have to say to that? BLAH!

yup that is all there is ..

WHOA HEY! LENOR'S BACK WITH HER ZANY RAMBLINGS!

Sniper .. go hump a tree!

-hows that for my awesome wittyness bitch-

Hello, Lenor. Just thought I'd drop by and remind you that there's an 'i' in 'wittiness'.

He's not Jesus?

All my dreams... :(

are you one of those irritating people who say everything they think?

I love you.

Apparently.

And since this is the thread about knowing everyone, I would like to say that since I've already established myself to you as an asshole, I do not like to be provoked, so if you keep responding to everything I say and telling me I'm irritating or any other euphamism for calling me an asshole, I'll just keep talking. So if you want me to shut up, don't say anything. You're not the only one. Okay? Thanks.

Go suck on a bonnet, you big baby

See? I'm an asshole.

Gadzooks, when you go to Panera Bread, do they leave the deli paper on your turkey sandwich, too? Because I hate that. I think it's a strechy piece of lettuce. And then I say, "Hey, I don't want stretchy lettuce. Wait a second, this is paper! Fuck you, Panera Bread. If I want a paper and turkey sandwich I would go to Paper Sandwich Bread, not Panera Bread."

shut up porky

I wouldn't say that you're an asshole....I'm thinking you're leaning more towards the dribbling, brain damaged side of stupid...with a healthy dose of american ignorance thrown in for good measure. :)

What's the typical responce to a newbie?

The better part of my day I avoid doing any actual work at my job like the plauge. There's a fine line between being productive and doing jack shit, however usually I ignore that line altogether and read movie reviews on i-mockery.

For my 28th birthday my wife got me a lego tie fighter. I was pleased that the little lego Darth Vader's light saber would light up if you pressed down on his head. I'm not a huge toy nut, because most of the time I'd rather be out on my skateboard trying with all my mighty skill to hurt myself in new and interesting ways.

Yeah, my name's Andy as well. Andy is the name all the idiot characters on TV and in movies have...

Each newcomer embodies a magical realm of new and exciting possibilities for eternal hatred. Except for Tithonus, because he's fucking awesome.

I don't really like him that much because I picture him slowly and deliberately eatting small pieces of cheese on expensive plastic reusable toothpicks and he spent hours slowly and deliberately slicing the cheese into small bite sized cheese bits and then places them in the hat in his avatar and walks to some posh poetry reading and sits there and eats them slowly and deliberately but doesn't SHARE

also all the poetry is about the stock exchange.

i do like his tattoo though and usually i think tattoos are lame.

Replace "cheese" with "human appendages" and you'll be on the right track.

Seriously, though, the guy is colossal.

I don't think you understand the significance of cheese.

I don't think your mother understands the significance of cheese.

Hold on, wait, "your mother" should be in caps. YOUR MOTHER.

dude my mother makes cheese from breastmilk i think she understands more than you do you used cheese cloth.

Dammit, foiled.

Dont you mean BOILED ;)

DAMN YOUR WORDPLAY.

this is why you should be in mock wars :<