Haiku anyone?
No news is good news
No logo beats the new one Pickleman is gay |
Numbers for Newbies
Jamesman wins a blue ribbon Made a zombie thread |
Chojin is no girl
He likes to dance with machines He needs no condoms |
Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut the fuck up? Where is Rongi now? |
Ah, alone again.
This reminds me of high school. I think I'll jerk off. |
I rule the haiku
I don't plan them out at all But they still kick ass |
This Haiku kicks ass
Screw you guys, I'm going home P.S: Haiku's suck |
slavemason:
as often as you use my name in other threads, where's my damn haiku? |
Sadie
Whoops, I dropped the ball I forgot to credit you For my great grammerh |
the masked monk is right
he writes one bad ass haiku he's egotistic |
well of course I am
but only because I rock more than everyone |
some scholars would say
these are not haiku at all 'cause nature's not addressed. |
sadie is right, plus,
english haiku don't need set syllables in them |
making sense is hard
with seventeen syllables. but eleven? shit! |
Tornados are fun
Buildings and cars can take flight Three cheers for nature |
sadie's last line has
one too many syllables i enjoy camping |
The monk is insane
like a rabid sea otter. count it nice and slow |
well actually
i interpreted the word "nature's" as three yeah that's kind of wrong not entirely SHUT UP the trees are pretty |
"Kind of wrong" my ass
"Nature's" is two syllables Monk ruined the thread >: |
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Only one beer left
I know this is out of place Fuck the ska forum |
skanking is the best
you can skank to anything nature likes it too |
you screwed up again
you may as well discuss food ska forum, asshole |
but it's a haiku
it fits well inside this thread as do all haikus i could write haikus about playing nintendo and it could go here |
You could eat a dick
and write haiku about it still nobody cares |
God Damn! that was harsh
Such hostility and angst Does a body good |
I don't give a fuck
said the fred durst wannabe to all who could hear |
Break it up you two
Don't be harsh with the Haikus They are pretty poems :) |
I love puppy dogs It's OK when they bite you Or pee on the floor |
Curses, the Red X
I had a nice dog picture Along with Fred Durst |
What is it with you?
Stop mentioning Fred Durst now He is a fucker |
I have to agree
Fred Durst is some kind of spooge Try BJ Thomas |
Today, bad haircut.
Tonight, I think I'll get drunk. Tomorrow, who knows? |
This line is five words
Additionally, here's three Adding all, there's twelve :( |
Kudos to milhouse
That is the best haiku yet Esuolim that is. |
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I can't believe it
When's the last time you wrote words? Enough with the pics |
I give words a rest.
Now, I think I will use them. Sometimes they are nice. :) |
Although it is true
Pictures say one thousand words Sometimes it's too much |
I wrote this haiku
In less than seven seconds I must be special I must have fucked up Edit button does wonders It is better now? |
That's not a haiku
Middle has six syllables Seven works better |
At the library
Soon I will have to go home Almost closing time |
Good job, Psycho Squid
That is now a good Haiku This is one as well :( |
Sure it's a haiku,
but it's not one of your best. It sure beats Legend. |
I posted my pic
My right nipple was showing Oh yeah, my nipple |
Well, how about that?
You posted thirteen Haikus And...seven for me. :/ |
:) :) :) :) :)
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :( :( :( :( :( |
That one is perfect
Professor Cool's Haiku rules Someone publish it :( |
I should be working
Instead, I'm fucking around Hope I don't get caught |
Sandwich made of ham
How i delight in thee Cold and delicious |
We now reach page three
Fifty haikus now posted Three cheers for Japan :( |
One Hour 'till Kenshin
Samurai guy, kicks ass Chopping the bad guys |
Thanks for the effort
But that is not a Haiku I am so confused |
Just had Déja Vu...
Ever get that? It's so strange Just had Déja Vu... |
Damnit Esuohlim
Somehow you did it again A five star haiku :) Repeating no less The third line, same as the first Tis a work of art Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer That is what I am drinking When I hit submit |
It does take some thought
Coming up with good Haikus This isn't one, though :( |
A good try by all
You all did your best, I'm sure Let's go to the park |
We went to the park
My wife and I walked the dog She pooped on the trail :/ |
You went to the park?
which one did poop on the trail? your wife, or your dog? :/ I'm sorry bout that I just could not help myself Please do not kill me |
My wife is civil
Sometimes she shits in the woods But not at the park |
Don't be offended
by my disgusting haiku it's meant in good jest |
teh Gay Furry what?
That's what I am wondering That and Where's my beer? |
I'm teh gay furry
You got a problem with Sams? I have no more beer |
Yeah, Sam the butcher!
Never gave Alice the meat He was a cock tease Thats only one Sam Let's not mention the Uncle Now teh Gay Furry See, the list goes on Just like Kathy Lee Gifford Or my rancid gas :fart |
You beat me with three
I only had one, so what? Here' how we'll do it Quanity is good but Quality is better lemme show my skillz Haiku's can be rough If you don't have good word sense But I think I do There you go right there I just made four, Slavemason I think they're not bad |
Melissa, how high
can you jump? How high do you need me- Eighteen feet. That one is not mine That one is from Home Movies How original I'll take another This one is from Wayne's World OK, here we go... We're looking down on Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird? But there's a flaw there Isn't "isn't" two syllables long It's one in that line... Well there you have it Six really crappy Haikus You can go home now |
[center:14f5f04c47]Hey, look over here
I'm smack-dab in the middle Rock and a hard place[/center:14f5f04c47] |
Damnation, i suck
My Haiku was only six one more syllable |
I need to go out
I've been inside for one week I need some sunlight School starts tomorrow the spring break was way to short I am mega-sad :( |
Stories for the bored
Nothing posted in three days I blame Water Witch |
I know what you did
You snuck in a Haiku in Doopa's Banning Thread Appreciated By only me, probably....... I suck at these now...:( |
Haiku that's YOU
Me too, we are so though at damn haikus |
You're all giving up?
My lust for Haikus lives on I want to hear more Bring me a haiku filled with happy puppy dogs and I may be glad |
You better be glad
Take a look at these puppies or else a red X |
The elf king is loose
I hate it when this happens Stupid little elf! |
Way to bump this thread
With a retarded Haiku... Where is slavemason? :( Seriously though He hasn't been here that much Haiku wars are done. :( |
Slavemason was good
He had the mad haiku skillz I want a rematch |
I am really new
Why am I writing here? Johnny come latelys |
People smell funny
My Grandmom smells funny too My Grandmom is old My shoes are from Spain My Jacket is from Texas I am so worldly If I were southern I, ofcourse, would say yee-haw I am not southern Some people are tall others are not tall at all I am average The silent workhorse With chores of such drudgery The sewage system The wind rushes by The ground is in a tumult How I love backflips |
Your Haikus are bad
They are just random and dumb Make conversations |
i like my haikus
You clearly do not get them I am artistic The brown and old horse the secret alcove with toe Damn I'm artistic :) |
It isn't that hard,
to make artistic haikus but boy, do they suck Hey Milhouse backwards you and I should converse here we can wait for Slave |
All right, that sounds good
But I don't think he'll come back May 4th, his last post :( |
His last post, May 4th?
That first line is a cop out It's just yours reverse He's been gone for long and he better come back soon It's just not the same So Milhouse backwards What now should we talk about in this Haiku form? |
Long time, no haiku
Glad you all kept this going I'll see you later :) |
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Take a bump of coke
Pull on the rail and then yell I don't do those drugs |
Johnny Hall, Fireman
Patriot or dumb fucker All of the above |
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Topic is ruined
Even without Cap'n Crunch Schimid wonders, "Why?" |
It's simple, Schimid
Fags started posting Haikus There is no more hope I'm all Haikued out This might be my last one here Until the fags leave |
Just what we needed
Deputy Haiku Nazi I know better now :/ |
Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig,
Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Hail Hitler :) |
Fags started posting
March tenth, two thousand and three Now I post again :lol |
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I don't care bout you
stop posting you dumb asshole you have shit for brains |
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You suck at spelling.
Stop posting such stupid shit. Schimid is a fag. |
Let me intervene
STOP FAGGING NOW, ALL OF YOU Now just go away >: Sam teh Gay Furry And slavemason, please come back You make good Haikus :( |
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