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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:32 PM        Haiku anyone?
No news is good news
No logo beats the new one
Pickleman is gay
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
Numbers for Newbies
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
Chojin is no girl
He likes to dance with machines
He needs no condoms
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Where is Rongi now?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
Ah, alone again.
This reminds me of high school.
I think I'll jerk off.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 04:21 PM       
I rule the haiku
I don't plan them out at all
But they still kick ass
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
This Haiku kicks ass
Screw you guys, I'm going home
P.S: Haiku's suck
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 06:48 PM       
slavemason:

as often as you
use my name in other threads,
where's my damn haiku?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
Sadie

Whoops, I dropped the ball
I forgot to credit you
For my great grammerh
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
the masked monk is right
he writes one bad ass haiku
he's egotistic
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
well of course I am
but only because I rock
more than everyone
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 05:54 AM       
some scholars would say
these are not haiku at all
'cause nature's not addressed.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 10:13 AM       
sadie is right, plus,
english haiku don't need set
syllables in them
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
making sense is hard
with seventeen syllables.
but eleven? shit!
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
Tornados are fun
Buildings and cars can take flight
Three cheers for nature
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
sadie's last line has
one too many syllables
i enjoy camping
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
The monk is insane
like a rabid sea otter.
count it nice and slow
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
well actually
i interpreted the word
"nature's" as three

yeah that's kind of wrong
not entirely SHUT UP
the trees are pretty
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 04:46 PM       
"Kind of wrong" my ass
"Nature's" is two syllables
Monk ruined the thread
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
Only one beer left
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Fuck the ska forum
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 10:30 PM       
skanking is the best
you can skank to anything
nature likes it too
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:54 PM       
you screwed up again
you may as well discuss food
ska forum, asshole
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
but it's a haiku
it fits well inside this thread
as do all haikus

i could write haikus
about playing nintendo
and it could go here
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
You could eat a dick
and write haiku about it
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