I like my women/men like...
 

I like my wine.

13 years old and in the basement.


:(

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY MORNING DONUT

COVERED IN CUM

:lol

:lol

....like I like my coffee. Creamy and weak.

i like my women like i like my computer games, acquired thru illegal means over the internet

I like my women like I like my laundry.

Dirty and spread out on the floor.

...like I like my Dom Pérignon. I'll take what I can get but I usually can't afford anything older than a '95 vintage.

.. like my guns; cocked.
Okay that was weak

is this the same thread as that other thread

like i like my fan. upside down because other wise it makes a weird noise when it's blowing

:(

like I like my whiskey....12 years old and mixed up with coke.

like I like my coffee....ground up and in the freezer

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:lol

and yes it is kind of like the other one, but better!

I can't follow yalls tho ;_;

like I like my MattJack, FUCK YOU MATTJACK MY THREAD IS BETTER ;_;

mine is just a different flavor ;_;

I like my women like I like my threads, useless yet satisfying.

i like my ladies like i like cheez-its, i can munch some out of the box all day

I like my women like I like my coffee

not at all :tea

You like your women like you like your trains, crazy :ozzy

like i like my bowling balls. my fingers can grab hold but slip out easily :eek

I like my men like I like my bed.

Warm and nice to lie on top of. :)

i like my men like i like my burgers.........

big, meaty and filling ;)

I like my women like I would like my fire...

No not hot, stupid. I would like them to be destroying this stupid office and killing all the big dumb jerks in it!

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY D*CK...

I BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF IT UNTIL IT STARTS CUMMING AND THEN I GET ALL MAD AND THREATEN TO KILL IT. >:

Like I like my Wobzire Avatar.

I'm not really sure what it is...but it's exploding....and I love it.

an antique chair - old and covered in shellac.

i like my women like i like my laptop screen

after i close it i have to press the hinges back together

edit: :(

My cars - cheap and gently used.

I like my women like I like my ass. Bubbly, lovely, but usually full of shit.

i like my women like i like my car all gassed up and with both headlights workin

Like My car ignition. Put it in the slot, twist until it turns over. But don't do it too long or it makes that evil screeching sound

i like my women like i like this thread: dead :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Like I like my South Park....new one at 10 each week.

Like I like my salads, low in fat and on a table.

i like my women like i like my cd player, with an opening that can accomodate a 4.7" disk

Like I like my Big Mac. Two beef patties and special sauce between the buns.

Like I like my Tom Hanks movies. Breathtaking.

I LIKES MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKES MAH RIBEYES

FAT, CHEAP, AND NICELY MARBLED

Like I like my jukeboxes. The more money I spend on them, the more I get out of them.

LIKE I LIKE MY MUSIC.

LOUD, VULGAR, OFF-PUTTING TO MOST PEOPLE

i like my women like i like my bacon

THICK CUT :love

like my economy

sinking

Nothing will ever be as funny as Esu's 1st post :(

I like my women like I like my produce, slightly bruised...!

Like I like my pigs. They often squeal, and aren't afraid to roll around in disgusting fluids.

Or maybe...

Like I like my I-Mockery Forum threads. Full of pussies. :yum

i like my women like i like my coffee, flown in from a third world country at great expense

I like my women like I like my Punch Drunk Love. A bunch of pretty colors and have Adam Sandler in them.

I like my women like I like my men.

like i like my avatar, self-mutilating john mccain supporters :(

Edit: i change my avatar, so i like my woman like i like my avatar, NONA F. MECKLENBERG

I like my women like I like my coffee: hot & black with pastry on the side.

Or like my shrimp: battered.

i think this thread is done, man

NO, YOU ARE DONE!!!

I like my old threads like I like my psycho ex-girlfriends. Done and gone.