Fap Angst Thread
 

Do you know

how hard it is


to be as big a pervert as I am




and to be completely unable to masturbate



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaarghhgrh

:oneofthosedays

why are you completely unable to mastrubate

how hard is it?

HOW

HARD

IS

IT?

HOW HHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDDD IS IT?

Perhaps she lost her hands in a car accident. This thread was typed using a nose IMO.

I think Maggiekarp is a guy...:\

Hmm, I can't imagine someone that has claimed to be a girl for over a year would ever turn out to be a guy. That's just crazy-talk.

consider the source....

actually, I made a comment in another thread about getting spammed by people concerned about my dick size, the Maggiekarp replied with...

I'm a chick :(


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.

AND YOUR PENIS TOO IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! :lol

sorry...the penis comment threw me off....
privacy? are you like really loud or soomething?

The fear of getting caught is what makes it so exciting!

Who needs privacy? You can really get a thrill doing it in a big crowd of people all secretly. :eek

JUST ASK THEM TO DO IT DUH.

Oh Boogie, your knowledge knows no bounds.

uh, isn't the TECHNICAL term for a lady "schlicking"

i've never heard of that term.

it's highly technical

I think you just technically made it up.

No, he's right

it's private over at my place baby 8)

The whole idea of benwah balls is that you can use them anytime and no one will be the wiser.

:(

I couldn't remember the correct spelling, and I didn't want that Google search to show up on my work computer.

No, you had it right. I just said "benwah" in my head and thought about Chris Benoit and had to see if a "Benoit Ball" existed. :(

i've heard of those things. i kinda wanted to try them out, but i'm not willing to buy them, and i'm not about to use someone else's.

And why are you mentioning this AFTER the Secret Santa gifts have gone out?

you just made me lol very loudly.

Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?

Why are you complaining if you don't want someone to help you with it!

Because you didn't realize your showerhead had a massage setting?

Oh man, now all the sexual tension that was in this thread has DISOLVED.

so, you've managed to masturbate? Did you hide in a closet?

Here's how it went down guys she was in her room and was all "this has gotta happen" and then she was all doing it and shit and then her sexy co-ed roommate busts in on her and she's all let me help you with that and then they have hot lesbian sex.

At least that's what I like to think happened please correct me on the details!

She turned into a pooch and licked her own hooch.

Tis over.

zbf I swear to fucking god

Yeah, the least you could ahve done is said pooch so it would rhyme.

is there any way we can combine this thread and the Terra dildo thread?

I COULD DO THAT IF YOU WANT ME TO :O

Make it say pooch. :(

I coulda swore that the female terminology was "diddling".....

AKA DJ Diddles

ahahhahahah oh Dane Cook. love him.

we're talking about masturbation here....stay on topic >:

I'm sure there's hentai out there of an animated Dane Cook masturbating.

I'm sure :<

Dear god, not rule 34 again. DX

i don't think this thread needed to be bumped

I don't think so either. I don't think this guy really gets the forums here.