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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 11:45 PM        Fap Angst Thread
Do you know

how hard it is


to be as big a pervert as I am




and to be completely unable to masturbate



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaarghhgrh

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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 12:23 AM       
why are you completely unable to mastrubate
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 12:40 AM       
how hard is it?

HOW

HARD

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IT?

HOW HHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDDD IS IT?
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 09:52 AM       
Perhaps she lost her hands in a car accident. This thread was typed using a nose IMO.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 12:24 PM       
I think Maggiekarp is a guy...
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 12:47 PM       
Hmm, I can't imagine someone that has claimed to be a girl for over a year would ever turn out to be a guy. That's just crazy-talk.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 01:56 PM       
consider the source....

actually, I made a comment in another thread about getting spammed by people concerned about my dick size, the Maggiekarp replied with...

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Me too, man. Bad enough I can't even see the thing without the internet telling me about it.

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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 05:01 PM       
I'm a chick


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 05:08 PM       
AND YOUR PENIS TOO IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 05:47 PM       
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I'm a chick


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.
sorry...the penis comment threw me off....
privacy? are you like really loud or soomething?
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 06:48 PM       
The fear of getting caught is what makes it so exciting!
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 08:29 PM       
Who needs privacy? You can really get a thrill doing it in a big crowd of people all secretly.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
JUST ASK THEM TO DO IT DUH.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 05:58 PM       
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The fear of getting caught is what makes it so exciting!
Oh Boogie, your knowledge knows no bounds.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 10:57 PM       
uh, isn't the TECHNICAL term for a lady "schlicking"
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 11:44 PM       
i've never heard of that term.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 12:48 AM       
it's highly technical
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 01:19 AM       
I think you just technically made it up.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 08:18 AM       
No, he's right
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 03:40 PM       
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I'm a chick


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.
it's private over at my place baby 8)
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 03:48 PM       
The whole idea of benwah balls is that you can use them anytime and no one will be the wiser.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 09:06 PM       
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benwah balls

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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 09:21 PM       
I couldn't remember the correct spelling, and I didn't want that Google search to show up on my work computer.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 09:22 PM       
No, you had it right. I just said "benwah" in my head and thought about Chris Benoit and had to see if a "Benoit Ball" existed.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 10:40 PM       
i've heard of those things. i kinda wanted to try them out, but i'm not willing to buy them, and i'm not about to use someone else's.
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