Some of you think I'm Crazy, turns out you could be right.
 

The previous attempt at posting this stuffed up, so I'll have to post it again.

Remember the bookshop girl I told you about? Well, turns out she was a hallucination. I tried to hold her hand in the bookshop, it went through it like a ghost, and she disappeared, leaving me to realise I'd been talking to myself for twenty minutes.

I'm still trying to understand why I started having these hallucinations, but the evidence points to me feeling isolated and particularly vulnerable. As for why she was an otaku girl, it's likely that's what my Jungian anima looks like, that aside all that can't sweep aside that I went kind of crazy after the graduation ceremony for my year group. As I saw my friends less and less I became more isolated and started hearing voices, which I thought were telephone calls.

You have no reason to believe any of this, and I realise by posting this I put myself up to ridicule and misery. I'm in a lot of emotional pain right now and I realise that any hope that you might have liked me in the past three weeks has been erased by this, me confirming your opinions that I may be psychotic.

Okay that settles it. Who's character is this?

:lol

i'm a hallucination uuuuhhh

"He drifted again. He was hurt. He was bad hurt. The bell was fading. He was dreaming. He wasn't dreaming. He was awake even though he couldn't see. He was awake even though he couldn't hear a thing except a telephone that really wasn't ringing. He was mighty scared."

:hypno"Well that's just great, either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy."

:)"I don't think you're crazy"

oh my goodness

She turned you down huh?

Oh, this is great.

Drama queen.



I'm sorry, that was lazy and uncalled for. I've been going through so much bullshit lately, I haven't focused enough on the people I love. I should give you the attention you deserve. Let me try again.

I know it doesn't specifically state it's meaning, but it's two frames from an unnamed and undoubtedly shitty Japanese cartoon, so your brain might be able to process it.

NO! GUS! BAD GUS!

JOAT, you have to cut along the vein, across will not kill you and you will only wind up in a hospital.

I think he's Pub.

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yeah, i think if you hallucinate a girl and then tell the internet about her that you may need some serious, serious, seriouse help

SERIOSUELY

we should have a whole forum dedicated to "characters" so we can try 'em out

yes? yes?

i use to have a forum for that on my mess board back before i got mad and deleted it :(

yer young, you want things that you can't possibly have, like a life filled happy eternal, so when you get to something you don't understand, (like the opposite gender) you start reading guidance from people from internet that make no sense.

Girls are stupid
Guys are stupid
Fuck me now and we'll make the double negative

Don't kill yerself yet though because there's poop jokes on the way

Was this entire character here just to make a subtle Jacob's Ladder reference

I appreciate the effort but come on man

It was worth it.

This is why it's immoral to find a cure for autism. Posts like this.

If only there was a forum area dedicated to people with medical issues.

reference to bill hicks' purple vein dick joke? if so, nicely done ;D

Oh my god ;<

Damit, you are not allowed to be funny.

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Yeah, bring back Mockwars.

You should try to meet girls. But just to be on the safe side never touch any of them

I don't know, if he started talking with his dead child, then I'd believe a Jacob's Ladder reference. As it is, he's just not that compelling.

His name being Jake of all trades was the only basis but I just really like that movie fuck you

Everybody does
if they're not a faggot.

Also DEAR JESUS *NIME REFERENCES ARE EVERYWHERE NOW NOWHERE IS SAFE

yup when I'm dpressed and have major problems in my life the 1st thing I do is go on I-mockery's forums and tell the ppl there all about my problems where I know I will get shit on non stop...