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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 04:54 AM        Some of you think I'm Crazy, turns out you could be right.
The previous attempt at posting this stuffed up, so I'll have to post it again.

Remember the bookshop girl I told you about? Well, turns out she was a hallucination. I tried to hold her hand in the bookshop, it went through it like a ghost, and she disappeared, leaving me to realise I'd been talking to myself for twenty minutes.

I'm still trying to understand why I started having these hallucinations, but the evidence points to me feeling isolated and particularly vulnerable. As for why she was an otaku girl, it's likely that's what my Jungian anima looks like, that aside all that can't sweep aside that I went kind of crazy after the graduation ceremony for my year group. As I saw my friends less and less I became more isolated and started hearing voices, which I thought were telephone calls.

You have no reason to believe any of this, and I realise by posting this I put myself up to ridicule and misery. I'm in a lot of emotional pain right now and I realise that any hope that you might have liked me in the past three weeks has been erased by this, me confirming your opinions that I may be psychotic.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 07:41 AM       
Okay that settles it. Who's character is this?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 10:41 AM       
i'm a hallucination uuuuhhh
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 11:20 AM       
"He drifted again. He was hurt. He was bad hurt. The bell was fading. He was dreaming. He wasn't dreaming. He was awake even though he couldn't see. He was awake even though he couldn't hear a thing except a telephone that really wasn't ringing. He was mighty scared."
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 11:58 AM       


"Well that's just great, either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy."

"I don't think you're crazy"
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 12:22 PM       
oh my goodness
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 01:13 PM       
She turned you down huh?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 02:29 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 02:48 PM       
Oh, this is great.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 03:53 PM       
Drama queen.



I'm sorry, that was lazy and uncalled for. I've been going through so much bullshit lately, I haven't focused enough on the people I love. I should give you the attention you deserve. Let me try again.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 03:56 PM       




I know it doesn't specifically state it's meaning, but it's two frames from an unnamed and undoubtedly shitty Japanese cartoon, so your brain might be able to process it.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 04:42 PM       
NO! GUS! BAD GUS!

JOAT, you have to cut along the vein, across will not kill you and you will only wind up in a hospital.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 09:49 PM       
I think he's Pub.
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 02:02 AM       
i like that it rreally looks like he's playing violin :<
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 02:05 AM       
yeah, i think if you hallucinate a girl and then tell the internet about her that you may need some serious, serious, seriouse help

SERIOSUELY
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
we should have a whole forum dedicated to "characters" so we can try 'em out

yes? yes?
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
i use to have a forum for that on my mess board back before i got mad and deleted it
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
yer young, you want things that you can't possibly have, like a life filled happy eternal, so when you get to something you don't understand, (like the opposite gender) you start reading guidance from people from internet that make no sense.

Girls are stupid
Guys are stupid
Fuck me now and we'll make the double negative

Don't kill yerself yet though because there's poop jokes on the way
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 04:54 PM       
Was this entire character here just to make a subtle Jacob's Ladder reference

I appreciate the effort but come on man
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
It was worth it.
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 05:23 PM       
This is why it's immoral to find a cure for autism. Posts like this.
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
If only there was a forum area dedicated to people with medical issues.
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
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Don't kill yerself yet though because there's poop jokes on the way
reference to bill hicks' purple vein dick joke? if so, nicely done ;D
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 03:31 AM       



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Remember the bookshop girl I told you about? Well, turns out she was a hallucination. I tried to hold her hand in the bookshop, it went through it like a ghost, and she disappeared, leaving me to realise I'd been talking to myself for twenty minutes.
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