I'M FATHOM ZERO, I'M A NEW POSTER HERE AND

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

CHANGE MY PITCH UP

HOW FUCKINg DARE YOU

YOU SON OF A BITCH

SON OF A BEESTING

NEW USERS. I HAVE TURTLES IN TIME SWITCH REMIX STUCK IN MY HEAD.

Name: Dieter
Age-Springs Like Chicken
job- Dance, German Body Expression
where are you at?- Immigration
how did you find out about this site? Interwebs
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Everything
why did you start posting- I am an attention whore.
Level of Educ.- University
hobbies- Wearing Black, Dance, Spandex, Expressing my inner Frankenstein
fav. music/band- Art of Noise
fav. book- Zombie Haiku
fav. movie- Cemetary Man
Fav. Video Game-Magical Drop 3
fav. food- Schnitzel like mama used to make.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be eaten by a pack of wild monkeys.:rock
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like creative embellishments.

:rolleyes

Gruss dich Dieter! I too was a dancer, and I feared monkeys, but I was afraid of ninja monkeys. Welcome!

People who try to be random should go elsewhere.

Can't we just ban them preemptively?

Lol Dieter what age is springs like chicken!


It's 12.

Preemptive banning! Preemptive banning! Preemptive banning!

Dimmy, your avatar needs a deeper red for the blood. ;)

Lol, dimmy. I like that nickname.

I like DumbNose.

My friend and I used to talk about Pennywise and came up with a horrible fake band name called Nickeldumb. Then Nickelback came out who were a horrible real band so we call them Nickeldumb now.

Cool story bro

Glad you enjoyed it.

You need to know me, I can help you on many levels. My name is Gem, aka Cherry. Fuck knows why I have returned to this god forsaken place. You never get clean why mockery is concerned. I know I am going to feel dirty.

This is a major concern.

Were you a red mage?

What in the gay hell? >:

Wasn't there a Cherry who had a red mage for an avatar?

Ok. I kind of remember that guy. Dont know what his name was though.