Female Appriciation Thread
 

I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!

:oneofthosedays

i want to touch you there.

I agree with Tadao's original sentiments!

You left out their cooking abilities.... Although granted, some lack this.

I can cook, I need females for other things.

ladies are terrifying! good job!

I can cook too. I prefer they do it though... Kinda like how I can also wash my car and do my laundry.

ladies ladies ladiesssssss

B-B-Body Shop and the Marble Arch!

Last night I had a dream that I posted something terrible in this thread, but now i can't remember what it was. :(

Why thank you. :)

No, thank you! I had carnal knowing of a female today. I really appreciate it.

Yay!

Girls are indeed awesome.

they're alright... :|

Among things that can be fucked, girls are pretty swell.

Like that fleshlight, eh?

congratulations spetsnaz, i can see that like your namesake you are ruthlessly efficient at killing things

females are ok in my book, they're fun to play with and they come with more accessories but sometimes their genetic predisposition towards madness and circuitous communication confounds and perplexes me. ive made leaps and bounds by looking them directly in the eye, nodding and smiling a lot but you can only do so much you know? i might have considered becoming an ambisexualist but men are just too ugly naked. its a tough old world!

I request you get your edit button revoked. >:

I like girls edit buttons.

I edited a girl's button once.

:oneofthosedays

IM SORRY BUT WHEN I SCREW UP INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR SOMEOEN ELSE TO POINT IT OUT AND HAVE A BORING DISCUSSION I PERFER TO JUST RETRACT MY STATEMENT

That is my exact philosophy, I don't get to have an edit button.

Also, I'd like girls if I was able to meet some in real life that didn't annoy and enrage me with every terrible aspect of their personalities!