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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 03:59 AM        Female Appriciation Thread
I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 04:24 AM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 05:15 AM       
I agree with Tadao's original sentiments!
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 01:26 PM       
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I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!

You left out their cooking abilities.... Although granted, some lack this.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 01:59 PM       
I can cook, I need females for other things.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
ladies are terrifying! good job!
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
I can cook too. I prefer they do it though... Kinda like how I can also wash my car and do my laundry.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 03:58 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 02:34 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 12:23 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 01:47 AM       
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I love females. All ages and all shapes and sizes. All colors and all styles.
I really like squeezing their warm soft bodies in the middle of the night and the way they smell after sex. Yay for females!
Why thank you.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
No, thank you! I had carnal knowing of a female today. I really appreciate it.

Yay!
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 02:28 AM       
Girls are indeed awesome.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 09:34 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 12:54 PM       
Among things that can be fucked, girls are pretty swell.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 02:04 PM       
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Among things that can be fucked,
Like that fleshlight, eh?
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 06:59 PM       
congratulations spetsnaz, i can see that like your namesake you are ruthlessly efficient at killing things

females are ok in my book, they're fun to play with and they come with more accessories but sometimes their genetic predisposition towards madness and circuitous communication confounds and perplexes me. ive made leaps and bounds by looking them directly in the eye, nodding and smiling a lot but you can only do so much you know? i might have considered becoming an ambisexualist but men are just too ugly naked. its a tough old world!
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 08:15 PM       
EDIT: WILLIE YOU NEED TO STOP EDITING YOUR POSTS JESUS CHRIST
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 08:59 PM       
I request you get your edit button revoked.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 10:17 PM       
I like girls edit buttons.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 11:56 PM       
I edited a girl's button once.

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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 05:38 AM       
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I request you get your edit button revoked.
IM SORRY BUT WHEN I SCREW UP INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR SOMEOEN ELSE TO POINT IT OUT AND HAVE A BORING DISCUSSION I PERFER TO JUST RETRACT MY STATEMENT
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
That is my exact philosophy, I don't get to have an edit button.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:22 PM       
Also, I'd like girls if I was able to meet some in real life that didn't annoy and enrage me with every terrible aspect of their personalities!
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