Stealing girls away from their manfriends?
 

I'm sure I could, the question is whether or not I should.

I'm sure you sluts all have experience with this so advice plox

ALSO METALMILITIA I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THIS THREAD JUST GO AWAY OK

Yeah guitar woman that totally sounds like something you should do :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

P.S. You fat bitch.

Fistfight.

Well, I have got a good 6 inches on him.

You don't win a fights by having a massive stupid face, guitar woman.

Is that a pickup line?

If the bitch really belonged to the guy, she wouldn't leave to begin with.

That means I think it's ok.

GW, how the fuck do you intend to steal a girl away from anyone?

I usually just belittle the guy and point out his flaws. I wouldn't recommend that in your case because.. well, look at you.

The girlfriend sweep is a subtle art that I can only perform when I'm shitfaced enough

also, they have to not be serious about their relationship as it'll be a waste of time to try anything

Use the wolf shirt!

Try not to make eye contact with them when you try it. When I go out with my Lady Friends guys come and try and pick them up. If they look annoying I can throw a pretty mean Stink Eye to toss them away.

I usually ignore the guys and try to keep constant eye contact with the girls

I'm actually a way cooler guy IRL than I am on the internet Zomboid

BELIEVE IT IF YOU WILL BUT I ASSURE YOU

Saying you're cool usually proves the opposite.

I'm cooler than you.

Ah-hahahahahaha

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stay away from women, dood. They don't make sense and are all fcking bananas at the end of the day. Some just let you know sooner than others.

I'm just sayin

Poaching is a douche move >:

But I just did it myself so :(

Try to portray the male friend as being less manly than you are. It will likely be an uphill battle for you, so the sooner you start, the better.

Beat the fuck out of him. It worked on the playground when you were a kid, why wouldn't it work now?

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GW.

Beating people up does not come into play, ever. Plus, actually beating up a guy like that would likely just make the girl dislike you. Intimidating the guy and reminding him that you could kick his ass would work... but again, GW.

The only person who will get their ass beat in this situation is GW.