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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 07:15 PM        Stealing girls away from their manfriends?
I'm sure I could, the question is whether or not I should.

I'm sure you sluts all have experience with this so advice plox
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 07:56 PM       
ALSO METALMILITIA I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THIS THREAD JUST GO AWAY OK
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 07:57 PM       
Yeah guitar woman that totally sounds like something you should do

P.S. You fat bitch.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 07:58 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 07:59 PM       
Well, I have got a good 6 inches on him.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 08:01 PM       
You don't win a fights by having a massive stupid face, guitar woman.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 08:01 PM       
Is that a pickup line?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 09:40 PM       
If the bitch really belonged to the guy, she wouldn't leave to begin with.

That means I think it's ok.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:10 PM       
GW, how the fuck do you intend to steal a girl away from anyone?

I usually just belittle the guy and point out his flaws. I wouldn't recommend that in your case because.. well, look at you.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:22 PM       
The girlfriend sweep is a subtle art that I can only perform when I'm shitfaced enough
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:23 PM       
also, they have to not be serious about their relationship as it'll be a waste of time to try anything
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:29 PM       
Use the wolf shirt!

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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:37 PM       
Try not to make eye contact with them when you try it. When I go out with my Lady Friends guys come and try and pick them up. If they look annoying I can throw a pretty mean Stink Eye to toss them away.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:48 PM       
I usually ignore the guys and try to keep constant eye contact with the girls
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 10:49 PM       
I'm actually a way cooler guy IRL than I am on the internet Zomboid

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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 11:07 PM       
Saying you're cool usually proves the opposite.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 12:24 AM       
I'm cooler than you.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 02:08 PM       
GW I THOUGHT WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS JUST CAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE A BALLER DOESN'T MEAN THE LADIES DO
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 05:34 PM       
stay away from women, dood. They don't make sense and are all fcking bananas at the end of the day. Some just let you know sooner than others.

I'm just sayin
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
Poaching is a douche move

But I just did it myself so
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 06:38 PM       
Try to portray the male friend as being less manly than you are. It will likely be an uphill battle for you, so the sooner you start, the better.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 07:49 PM       
Beat the fuck out of him. It worked on the playground when you were a kid, why wouldn't it work now?
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 08:26 PM       
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GW.

Beating people up does not come into play, ever. Plus, actually beating up a guy like that would likely just make the girl dislike you. Intimidating the guy and reminding him that you could kick his ass would work... but again, GW.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 08:53 PM       
The only person who will get their ass beat in this situation is GW.
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