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Name-ugh... i forgot my name among various internet aliases.... i think its Joe.
Age-20 Job-my real job is horrid, so lets just go with forum whore. where you at?-That one about the highest crime rate county on the west coast.. i can't be assed to remember the name.... why did you start posting?- i saw the link here on the ska sucks site on the site (site site site) awhile ago and started posting because i recognized someone who posts here. how long have you been on the board?-today :/ Hobbies- emulating, putzing around online... being a mod/admin at small-ass sites Favorite band- Nirvana Favorite book- Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy... all of them Favorite movie- um.. they're all pretty ok. if i have to choose, Akira. Who do you hate most on this board?- no one......... yet :) What is that smell?- that is the smell of inevitability |
so retro another newbie with no potintial I knew Id find one consider me your newest enemy
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Retro man this is gonna get awkward :( |
Only if he lasts longer than a week.
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Name- Jim
Age- 23 job- Yep where you at?- Kansas why did you start posting- I like the site. how long have you been on the board- 2 days hobbies- boring stuff that you most likely wouldn't want to read about. *shrug* fav. music/band- Metal...not sure who my favorite is fav. book- Lords of Chaos fav. movie- Major League Who do you hate the most on this board- don't know what is that smell- I'm terribly sorry. |
Name- thebiggameover
Age- who gives a shit job- not giving a shit where you at?- who gives a shitville why did you start posting- to not give a shit how long have you been on the board- who gives a shit years hobbies- not giving a shit, video games fav. music/band- the who gives a shits fav. book- how to not give a shit by thebiggameover fav. movie- kill bill Who do you hate the most on this board- me what is that smell- the shit that i'm not giving... |
Where'd your icon come from? It looks like a Castlevania guy, rockin' out on guitar.
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Yep, its a belmont, rockin out. a dude named jacquio made it for someone, and i jacked it to use here because my master d avatar didnt fit...
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Name- Lenor or amber
Age- I can legally drink in canada, just not the us for another year. job- Paper or Plastic? where you at?- Ny, the snow capital of the usa why did you start posting- boredom how long have you been on the board- Too long now. hobbies- Music, Psycholodgy, SOUL CALIBER fav. music/band- Thunderdome fav. book- 'Bitch' fav. movie- Donny Darko Who do you hate the most on this board- :love what is that smell- Curve, do you like it? |
Retro Man, way to gnark on my name, go have a McGriddle. Cocksmokes.
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I don't post here. :( :(
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Why not? :( :(
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Name- Ricardo
Age- 20 (Almost 21) job- Factory Worker/Student where you at?- Toledo Ohio why did you start posting- I have been a lurker for alomost a year. how long have you been on the board- a whole 17 days or so. hobbies- Video Games/Music/Movies fav. music/band- Sparta/At the Drive In/Marvin Gaye/ fav. book- Anyything Arthur Nersesian fav. movie- Tommy Who do you hate the most on this board- ? what is that smell- Peter Griffin |
Name- Bennett
Age- 23 job- freeloade I mean Freelance graphic guy photo guy person where you at?- Los Angeles why did you start posting-I figured I spent long enough just sitting back and watching how retarded all of you are, that it was time to join in. oh yeah, and I was really bored. how long have you been on the board- since yesterday, or lastnight actually. hobbies- nobbies...? fav. music/band-yeah right!! fav. book- yeah right!! fav. movie- oh come on!!! wtF Who do you hate the most on this board- I just realized How much I hate myself. what is that smell- your chin. |
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When in May? I might be able to make it...
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the "drink off" picture is funny only because Rog doesn't drink
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We're all pretty much aware of his anti-mindaltering substances stance, but it really isn't I-Mockery till it has his Picklehatted goofball face on it.
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and look! my shirt is a rare backwards shirt! :lol
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Yeah it's in an alternate universe where you actually do drink and Protoclown is a stone cold fox with the women folk. :(
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why aren't i in there? i posted my tits on the first drunk night. :(
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Your the Photographer, duh!
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Name- Changing it soon, haven't decided
Age- 32, give or take (TAKE) 18 years job- I go to school where you at?- Seattle why did you start posting- Because I like me some message boards, and I likey the peole here how long have you been on the board- Just joined hobbies- In a band. I play too much Halo. Standard geek stuff. fav. music/band- Right now...Anaal Nathrakh. fav. book- Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken fav. movie- Army of Darkness, Raisin Arizona, A Fish Called Wanda or Orange County Who do you hate the most on this board- No idea what is that smell-Garlic bread... |
GARLIC BREAD?????????????????????????????
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:loo @ 'raisin arizona'
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The gay alien bondage dog is not a big fan of Raising Arizona?
And yes, garlic bread, it is in fact bigger than Jesus. |
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fresh meat guyz :picklehat
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torch of war sounds like an angsty teenage metal band who wear baggy pants and spikey things
my hero. |
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That raisin totally used to by my aim buddy icon.
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Torch of War is the name of a Vader song :/
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Name- G. King.
Age- 17 (I'm just a little guy :lurker ) job- Netwitz Internet where you at?- Work.... *working* why did you start posting- Because I am at work...working how long have you been on the board- Not very long hobbies- Ham Radio/Electronics/Computers/Fire fav. music/band- Wow... I have no favorite... List! Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Old Metallica, Rush, Dream Theatre, Iron Maiden, Reel Big Fish, Deftones, The Ramones, LED ZEPPLIN (you must shout when you say LED ZEPPLIN) to name a few. I like pretty much anything except for "new" country, R&B, and a majority of the 'rap' in the last decade or so. fav. book- Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson fav. movie- Cannibal! The Musical Who do you hate the most on this board- I am a message board fiend. what is that smell- *saftey* I farted. |
An arsonist!! :eek
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You must spell Led Zeppelin correctly. >:
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Name-jeff (forgot i made an account hrer last year, but i was 12 and naive....)
Age-13 job-¿job? where you at?-NJ why did you start posting-its another forum to be a postaholic in how long have you been on the board-oh...4 days hobbies-vg, music, and making stuff with photoshop fav. music/band-hip-hop, rap, r&b, techno, rock. fav. book- LOTR-Two Towers (havent started ROTK) fav. movie-the lion king Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody yet what is that smell- popcorn, i just amde some. NO you cant have any! |
Lion King was a good movie.
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...? what the hell? are you like that to all newbs?
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Now schimid... you were once 13.
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And i was once dead, your point?
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Where in Jersey, Hensh?
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garish bitch...previously known as OhioGrad98...
Name- bitch...you'll have to get to know me before i reveal my given name. Age- 27 job- advertising where you at?- new york...duh. why did you start posting- it's a great way to escape the mundane and corporate world i have to be in from 9 to 5. how long have you been on the board- maybe over a year...i lost track. hobbies- being a bitch, label shopping, decorating cookie-cutter homes, snuggling with my impotent husband fav. music/band- kruder & dorfmeister, zero7, the cure, the smiths, radiohead, cold play, lionel richie fav. book- the shopaholic goes to new york fav. movie- brazil Who do you hate the most on this board- the raver tweens what is that smell- doo doo butter |
Name- KC Green
Age- 16 job- none where you at?- fuckin' oklahoma why did you start posting- I've checked out I-Mockery for a year or two, so, why the hell not join the forum? how long have you been on the board- Just got here hobbies- Drawing alot of comics for little to no money. fav. music/band- Anything that doesn't suck. (too long to list) fav. book- Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, anything by Terry Pratchett fav. movie- "Lock, Stock & Two smoking Barrels" Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know too many people here. You choose. what is that smell- I think that's me... Or it was the guy before me. |
HELLO! DO YOU PLAY PIANO?
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Nope. Not one bit.
You lose. Thanks for playing. |
Name: Carl, but I prefer my Internet "handle"
Age: 17 Job: Professional Moocher where you at?: Boringville, Rhode Island why did you start posting?: to submit Logo Contest entries, and eventually got sucked into it. how long have you been on the board?:Was on the board Jul. 2001 as StarmanNess, but took a 3-year Hiatus. hobbies: Whatching anime', Playing guitar, wearing my Power Glove while replying to meaningless posts, and playing Yo! Noid. fav. music/ band: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy., Weird Al, Iron Maiden, The Pillows,J-Rock, and all 80's Hair Metal (except Stryper) fav. book: Prima Strategy Guide to "Mortal Kombat II" fav. movies: AKIRA, Buckaroo Banzai, and Highlander what do you hate most on this board?: Rongi!!! change your sig this instant! what is that smell?: That is the smell of BEACH JUSTICE! Friends and Allies: Mockery,Chojin,and Jixby.:) |
Name- Ted/Teddy/Ted-core (any of those work)
Age- 19 job- nope where you at?- Vegas baby, Vegas! why did you start posting- I was humored by your message board how long have you been on the board- a day or so hobbies- music, chillin, video games, skating, movies fav. music/band- favorite 3 bands are rx bandits, big d and the kids table and folly fav. book- the outsiders fav. movie- clerks Who do you hate the most on this board- no one what is that smell- must be yo' upper lip. |
Name- Kevin
Age- 16 Job- Student Where you at?- Richmond, VA Why did you start posting?- Because I like being sarcastic. How long have you been on the board?- Long enough (aka 25 days, but used to be here as someone else) Hobbies- Music, hanging out with my friends, video games, and movies Fav. music/band- Classic Rock (Zeppelin, Floyd, Queen etc.) Fav. book- Rainbow Six Fav. movie- Star Wars (All of 'em, even the prequels), Lord of the Rings (All of 'em), and Evil Dead (All of 'em) Who do you hate the most on this board?- Everyone (especially UPC) What is that smell?- Yo' stank puss! |
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I missed you. :( :(
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I like how almost nobody who's posted in the past two pages has more than 75 posts. :lol
Name- Ike :( Age- 17 job- no where you at?- Illinois why did you start posting- Edit: fuck, I thought that said when. :( how long have you been on the board- since like october or something hobbies- WC3 :( fav. music/band- Pink Floyd fav. book- probably Dragon by Steven Brust fav. movie- Willow :( Who do you hate the most on this board- Goku cuz he wants to kill Ultra Perfect Cell >: what is that smell- Does Rev. Danno even post here anymore? :( |
Age- 21
job- i go to mortuary school at community college, i'm an apprentice funeral director where you at?- Saint Louis, MO why did you start posting- for shits and giggles, i suppose how long have you been on the board- i joined in december, only started posting now. hobbies- crossword puzzles, origami fav. music/band- mostly doom/sludge/trance metal, and anything Dax Riggs is involved with fav. book- 'His Dark Materials' trilogy by Philip J Pullman and 'Perelandra' by C.S. Lewis fav. movie- Joe Vs. The Volcano, Dark City, Gattaca Who do you hate the most on this board- i don't know anybody yet what is that smell- it could be anything. |
Come on, man, you know you have to add another question on there:
Why do you want to be a funeral director? |
I know six people named Andrew Hamilton
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why do i want to be a funeral director?
my usual answer: maybe this sounds cheesy, but there's a long and proud tradition that goes with funeral directing, it being the second oldest profession in the world. i'd like to be a part of that. and i want to help people. a lot of the work is couseling the bereaved. i know form experience that it's better when someone you love dies to have somebody who knows what they're doing ready to help you figure everything out. it's good to be the guy who comes in and lends a hand when someone is totally freaked out. also it's a good business to get into; the client pool is never going to dry up and the demand for licensed FDs is high, so there's always going to be work. if you're good at it you can make a lot of money and become a valued member of your community. the real answer: dead girls don't say no. |
Whats the oldest profession in the world?
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that would be prostitution.
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Rhetorical question?
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I'm sorry to hear that...I had hoped it was because you enjoyed working with dead people. That would make you so much more interesting.
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Folks, I don't know how you feel about it, but it really makes me wonder wtf I'm doing here on a US teenagers' board.
Maybe I should resume analysis. |
This Andrew Hamilton doesn't seem like a bad guy.
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they're not ALL teenagers, nor all from the US. It's just that US teenagers tend to have the most free time on their hands to surf the internet :lol
-willie |
He's a fireman.
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This thread needs more posts like John Ritter needs to die. :-(
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Name- chodaboy
Age- your shoe size + 4 job- asshole where you at?- lowell, mash n two tits why did you start posting- cause im a fag how long have you been on the board- like a month i think hobbies- jerking off fav. music/band- converge fav. book- hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (all five baby) - douglas adams fav. movie- ali g indahouse Who do you hate the most on this board- you what is that smell- you |
Name- nathan
Age- 11 1/2 job- i dont have a job *yet* where you at?- my house in fronte of the computer! why did you start posting- i reade my a$$ is beading and thought it was lol!!!!! how long have you been on the board- today!!! hobbies- inuasha, aniem, yugieoh cards fav. music/band- justine timberlake has a kewl song fav. book- i dont read muche books... fav. movie- kowboy beebope Who do you hate the most on this board- idk *(et*!!!! what is that smell- i juste farted!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dude i *luv* cowboy beebop! But I lieks TRIGUN moer! ^_^;;
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trigun is ok but i like inuasha + kowboy bebope *waaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy* better!!!!!!! :troutslap
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come back in 1 and half years.
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But im already back, Palatine Pogo Pal!
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Name- MEATMAN
Your real name- Jason Himel Age- 18 Real age- 17, turning 18 on the 27th Shoe size- 10 1/2 wide. Dude, you got some BIG feet- They're also very hairy. Job- You mean, WORK??? Yes, as in work- Oh....none. Where you at- Why, so you can come over and pummel my door with a shovel? Yes, dipshit. Now where are you- I'm not telling. Do I have to kick you into another dimension- Maybe. What possesed you to start posting- I don't have a fucking clue. I was bored, OK? How long have you been on the board- Lesseee..........um.........oh, shit, I forget now... Hobbies- Read my profile, that's why it's there. Don't be a smartass- I will if I want to. All right, I'll look- You do that. Can you actually do that- Obviously, I do. Is it legal- In some states. Depends on what you mean by legal. Girlfriend- See Stoppa's posts for reference. No, not the one in your fantasy, you prick. The real one- None. Fav. music/band- None. Fav. book- I read too many to choose. Yeah, right- It's true! Fav. movie- Spaceballs. Didn't that have Mel Brooks- Yes. Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate everybody and everything. Reason- Do I really need a reason? Yes, you do, really- Too bad. What is that smell- That would be the smell of my limitless intelligence. Stop fucking around- It's really the block of garlic cheese I had with lunch. That's sick- Yup. Why do you exist- To make the world a better- Cut the crap- To fuck with everyone's mind. Isn't dry-humping their minds enough for you- Nope Boy, these surveys cover EVERYTHING! |
Re: Who's your Daddy... And what does he do...
Name- Tara
Age- 19 job- Engineering/architectural apprentice for a major construction firm based out of Chicago. Student where you at?- Missouri why did you start posting- Bored one night and found this site. how long have you been on the board- Not very long hobbies- first chair Oboe for Symphony, alto saxophone, flying (just completed first solo) fav. music/band- I like everything so I'm not going to be seletive about it fav. book- Afternoons with Morrie, Yesterday I Cried. I haven't had very much time to read very much lately fav. movie-Road to Perdition Who do you hate the most on this board-Nobody. Yet. what is that smell- n/a |
Name- Brian "Wooshi" Fleshman
Age- 18 job- HAHAHAHAHAHA where you at?- Nowhere I want to be... why did you start posting- wanted to join in on the fun. how long have you been on the board- Brother showed me the site about 3 years ago. Thought it was called J-Mockery. Finally found the actual site about a 2 years ago. started posting about a year ago. hobbies- Learning to play my guitar, photography, getting my ass into trouble fav. music/band- Red Hot Chilli Peppers, White Stripes, stuff like that. fav. book- Catcher in the Rye, Enders Game fav. movie- Backdoor babes 9, anything by Mel Brooks or Woody Allen Who do you hate the most on this board-UPC (WHERE DID YOU GO???) what is that smell- My vagina |
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WHO IS YOUR DADDY: My daddy's name is mike mobbs :(
WHAT DOES HE DO: He fixes cash registers :( -willie |
Your name is Willie Mobbs :(?
WHO IS YOUR DADDY: A schmuck of a human being :( WHAT DOES HE DO: I never really did find that out :( |
Name- John
Age- 24 going on 5 :( job- cartoonist/boring homo where you at?- New York why did you start posting- because I have no life how long have you been on the board- a year now :/ hobbies- see below fav. music/band- Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Isis, The Clash, Any band Steve Albini was in or helped produce or whatever ( The Pixies, The Jesus Lizard, and Shellac to name a few ), Primus...I have fucking horrible taste in music :( fav. book- Watchmen or Catch 22 fav. movie- The Big Lebowski or Memento or something dumb that no one likes Who do you hate the most on this board- OAO I guess |
yeah my name is willie mobbs :(
HAVE YUO MET MY BROTHERS ANGRY AND PITCHFORK-WIELDING :lol -willie |
I don't know what you are thinking, Rongi, The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite movie of all time and it kicks ass to the max coum laude and Memento is badass, too.
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Name]- Rachel
Age- 21 Where you At?- new york Fave Movie- maybe south park Music- most everything but rap or hip hop, call it what you will, i call it crap Fave Book- right now the dark tower series, but anything Steven King or Dean Koontz Hobbies- video games drinking and sleeping Occupation- im a student ( school sucks) WoW this was longer than a job interview. Did i get the position? i can work holidays and weekends lol |
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More like palah (point and laugh at her)
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Nope. :|
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Name- Brandi Noel (formerly known as, gothic_poet or the_drunken_crack_whore)
Age- 18 job- unemployed college studant where you at?- Fresno California why did you start posting- In a demented way it pleased me to see people with worse lives then mine how long have you been on the board- I started back up today hobbies- I knit fav. music/band- I know I'm a posser but I love punk rock, I like pretty much any type of music though Three Days Grace is the love of my life though b/c thier song "I hate every thing about you" made me relise I had to dump my b/f fav. book- The things they carried by Tim O'Brien fav. movie- I can't make it through a movie without sleeping or making out, so anything long. Who do you hate the most on this board- Hating people never gets u laid, it's all about the love. |
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET LAID, LOOK NO FURTHER THEN THE FINE FOLK OF I-MOCKERY.NET :picklehat
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Or, you can at least masturbate to images of them. :/
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well from the looks of things the fine folks of I-MOCKERY.NET aren't getting laid either.
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I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPLE. :themoreyouknow
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