Beans? Canned meat? Tin? Soup? It's soup, sin't it? It's a Campbells soup tin. Hmm. Soup... soop... sup... sup? YOu mean to say 'sup, like what's up?

Well, not much is up my man, how are you doing?

I don't live too far away from Antartica, in fact I live next to the Australian Antartic Division headquaters, and I have been on the Southen Ice Breaker Aurora Australis a few times because I enjoy boats.

Tell us more about yourself.

Zhukov, you can deceipher cartoon coded language?

Andy Borehol.

I think Zhukov is being very diplomatic.

I just want to enlarge the range of people fromthe southern hemisphere, it's shrunk by 50% since Pub Lover is possibly not in New Zealand like I always thought.

There was once someone else from Tasmania, and I said hello (or possibly an insult, but that is the i-mockery version of 'hello', right?) and he never posted again. I say hello to the person that says "g'day" and again no reply. This picture person is going to turn out to be from the US, I know it, or just draw a picture of a sleeping cat.

Fuck new people. I don't care anymore.

unless it's some sort of sophisticated pun regarding the availability of tarts in the southern hemisphere, I doubt the location note is truthful.

People can live in Antartica. A baby was born there the other year.

I meant he spelled it wrong.

Oh shit Antarctica : (

You guys embarrassed him and he changed it. :lol

so you anti Millhouse, or Steven Colbert, or rainbow afros?

:lol That guy is sad.

Nothing worse than Hitler coffee.

I dont know man... The smiley puke face is kind of disconcerting.

elx is a hater

ELX I LOVE HITLER AND STALIN FUCK YOU

Mussolini and Tojo.

I like Elx, at least he's replying, if not talking. Eventually he/she is going to tire though.

I dunno is this the welcoming page? I'm not new to I-Mockery by any means, in fact I might have been the 232nd person to ever look at it on its second day of existence, so that makes me extremely important to your life at this moment. I dunno, hello, I like all the same shit you do on this site n everything, alright laters.

A whole 46 posts. Yeah dude. YOU ARE I-MOCKERY!

Let me try out my Misdemonar impression.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

pfft, misdemonar doesn't use exclamation points.

Is that better?

it'd be more like


GO FUCK YOURSELF



no punctuation

hey look, its message board shit, excitement