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Mystie Dec 12th, 2006 01:28 PM

Name- Mystie
Age- 23
job- I don't have a job right now, they fired me because they heard I wrote a couple bad things about the company in my locked friends-only MySpace blog entries. :rolleyes But, usually I do administrative support. I rock Microsoft Office. :rock
where you at?- Fleetwood, PA.
why did you start posting- Because I'm unemployed and need something to do while I'm watching Spongebob reruns.
how long have you been on the board- Little over a year.
hobbies- I've been running my own website for 10 years (although on different places) where I regularly write about girly things like Sweet Secrets and Fashion Plates, I also do some painting, collecting of old videos, I do freelance writing/photography for Zern's, I collect stickers and old packets of Kool-Aid, and I go to karaoke once a week.
fav. music/band- VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, Manson, Orgy, ThouShaltNot, AFI, and a plethora of bad 80's music
fav. book- All the Harry Potter books. Yeah. I suck.
fav. movie- Labyrinth, Rocky Horror, Ghostbusters... something along those lines. I'm also a big fan of any movie Jim Henson worked on.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Zeldasbiggestfan
what is that smell- Smells like mean spirit.

Noodles Dec 14th, 2006 03:56 PM

HAI GUYS LOOK WHO DID THEIR INTRO WRONG :D

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 04:03 PM

Hello Noodles. Welcome to the board. :)

Chojin Dec 14th, 2006 04:50 PM

You know how sometimes in animal crossing, you get two of the same animal in your town, and they both use the same mannerisms?

What I'm saying is that we should refer to Noodles and Rankeri as 'beaker', collectively.

Noodles Dec 14th, 2006 05:23 PM

Yeah I remember Animal Crossing...It was good...good times
... until ... (Bum BUm BUM)
you forget about it for a year or 2 than every one says: "I have'nt seen you in 734 days" :explode

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2006 05:30 PM

I know it's a page back 'n all, but I just wanted to say that korn fucking sucks.

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2006 07:24 PM

seriously. I live in their place of birth or something, so many people love them here. They are always on the radio and when they decide to play them here they go OH KORN IS COMING BACK HOME TO PLAY A SWEET HOME ALABAMA TOUR FOR US OH KORN LOVES US AND WE LOVE THEM or something.

Plus i know people who have talked to them and i guess the lead singers brother used to work with my brother and law at warehouse (i think it's the singers brother or maybe the actual singer) and one time he wasn't doing his work and talking so my brother in law told him to shut up and start working and then somebody said YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS ITS KORNS BROTHER and he said what who's that who cares shut up and go back to work

Noodles Dec 14th, 2006 07:33 PM

WHA Korn + Sweet Home Alabama = WTF

I really don't like Korn (why) beacause I HATE C BEING REPLACED WITH K's!!

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 01:29 AM

wow you really did your homework! bakersfield, CA .. the lead singer of adema is jon davis's step brother. And seriously, just because you have no talent and arent married to a porn star, and most likely no money.. dont whine about your jelousy to make yourself feel better!

Besides, music is music..THeir wouldnt be so many genre's out there if everyone was expected to like the same thing!

Also.. Quit following me around, like a deranged stalker, and commenting about how everything I say is wrong, if you hate me so much! People like you are just annoying and only looking to justify to themselves they are better to hide their extreme insecurities. Sidebar: compared to alot of people that gave me shit, your seriously unoriginal and creepy! LIke the KoRn thing, Played out LONG time ago, ALong with most of your comments. Your boring me..

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2006 01:33 AM

Uhh..what?

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 01:43 AM

canada has good drugs!

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 01:44 AM

Simpsons did it!

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2006 01:47 AM

I think that if I was actually on drugs while trying to read your posts I would just die :(

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 01:51 AM

heroin overdose? too much crack? people usually on drugs are alot nicer..

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 01:53 AM

People on drugs only ever talk about how they could make a bong out of stuff. :/

Yggdrasill Dec 15th, 2006 01:53 AM

I bet your things are a lot nicer too huh?

EDIT: DAMMIT

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 01:53 AM

GASP

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 01:55 AM

thats cute.. unfortunatly weed isnt the only drug around .. maybe you might sit around and talk about bongs.. but I think I dropped that when i was 15..

WTF.. nonsensical jibberish.. awesome

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
People on drugs only ever talk about how they could make a bong out of stuff. :/

that made me lol ;x

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 01:59 AM

ygg: seriously.. anytime now.. put down the bottle for a second .. k?

Yggdrasill Dec 15th, 2006 02:01 AM

I'm not falling for that line again lady

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 02:10 AM

:love :love :love

Girl Drink Drunk Dec 15th, 2006 02:01 PM

I like the music of Ray Charles.

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 03:09 PM

you're right the korn thing is played out which is why I'm not going to spend the time to share why exactly their music sucks. Everybody knows, let's leave it at that. Instead I would like to discuss why they suck as people.

I want you to keep in mind none of this has anything to do with you. The only way it could have anything to do with you is in the fact that you made the stupid statements I'm responding to(like in other threads), but really I just feel like I'm doing the world a service by battling your stupidity. I mean, I literally know NOTHING about Korn because I've anever liked theirmusic. I also invest zero time researching bands. I'm not one of those people who reads the band biography and then goes star searching for love. I don't even know who's in my favorite bands 90% of the time unless I'm looking for other music they did. These are just stories I happened to hear because I live in their birth city and hear all the dirt and have a practically photographic memory.

What i was discussing was a real life story in which one of my brother in laws punked them for being bitches. I wasn't even actually talking to you I was just talking to Zomboid who was talking about Korn. I have a similar story involving my other brother in law who went to school with Johnathan davis. Apparantly johnathan davis is a stupid nerd with a stupid face and he used to whine about dandd shit alot so he would get beat up :(
More true stories about korns gayness:
Johnathan Davis' first wedding was a renaissance fair/ dungeons and dragons nerd meeting.
He named his child Pirate.

Also, why would i be jealous of someone marrying a porn star? You are absolutely retarded. He didn't get a porn star because he's hot or cool or something, he got a porn star because *GASPSURPRISESHOCK* PORN STARS ARE STUPID HUSSIES WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT MONEY. Look at Anna Nicole Smith. Fuck, you want to act like you're some behavioral psychologist who understands extreme insecurities, what does marrying a porn star who you know is only interested in your money say about extreme insecurities? What does liking a gay band and trying to stick up for their insecurities say about you? Are you a little insecure about liking Korn? lol
You don't know anything about behavioral psychology and I find it startling that you would even pretend to be intelligent.

PS I'm not following you around, fatty.

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 03:21 PM

My thoughts on your essay: :puke
My thoughts on you: Nothing, your not worth it.


My life is music.

And all that shit you said about him has been put out for the public since 94'

Pornstars are sluts.

Whats with the name calling? Im not fat.

Your not doing anyone a favor by creating endless post on why everyone should hate me. That kinda makes you look a little insecure.
Point out all my flaws, So nobody notices yours!


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