Bachelorette Party
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I've never been to one of these things and have been invited to one next weekend. We're supposedly going bar-hopping all night and there's an 80s themed dress code. My dilemma here is what should I get for the bride-to-be for a gift? I'm not good with these things. If any of you have good ideas I promise I'll post pictures of the party. |
You could get her something she needs, or something she wants. Gifts she needs are always appreciated but they're nothing to get excited over, gifts she wants are something to get excited over but might give the impression you're not thinking about her future. What type of person is she, and which would she like more? Moreover, what's everybody else getting her? Details! >:
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Get her a tri-headed dildo. She'll either laugh or use it a lot. Who knows.
But seriously get her a magic bullet blender system :O |
She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...
I don't know what anyone else is getting her, I only know 3 of the other girls that are going and I don't see/talk to them very often outside of concerts. I don't think they're hiring any male strippers (believe it or not I'm actually glad there won't be any there, I think they're gross), so would joke/sex gifts still be appropriate? |
I think that they're always appropriate. Like I said, worst case scenario: it gets a few chuckles, she pockets it, and when her marriage starts to wind down, your little gag gift becomes her best friend :D
I have a friend who's girlfriend is a mortician-in-training too, and she's a total bitch. I hope your friend is not at all like that! |
you could just give her pednaud's phone number
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Hmmm... We've got a Priscilla's kinda nearby, I should probably go check that place out then. I'll just feel bad if everyone else gets her a dildo/vibrator too, I guess she'll at least have some variety then?
And no, she's not a bitch. She's a very sweet girl. |
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Get her two gifts to show everyone else up!
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There is a serious lack of girl input here. From what I've seen, penis is the theme. Naughty naughty naughty stuff that will make her blush and giggle and feel really horny. I leather nurse outfit would be welcome if it is in your budget.
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Why not a nice set of scalpels?
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Get her a kinky Dali print
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liquor
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A New Kids on The Block album.
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Mario Party
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You guys suck at this worse than me.
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Get her a blowup doll. It'll be a fine gag gift.
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convince her not to marry, that's an even better one
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Things I considered to say but decided against:
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North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.
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A riding crop, perhaps?
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something to do with necrophilia, idk
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Wuh-Oh. Now he knows you're closer than he thought :lol
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