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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 12:02 AM        Bachelorette Party
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I've never been to one of these things and have been invited to one next weekend. We're supposedly going bar-hopping all night and there's an 80s themed dress code. My dilemma here is what should I get for the bride-to-be for a gift? I'm not good with these things.

If any of you have good ideas I promise I'll post pictures of the party.
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
You could get her something she needs, or something she wants. Gifts she needs are always appreciated but they're nothing to get excited over, gifts she wants are something to get excited over but might give the impression you're not thinking about her future. What type of person is she, and which would she like more? Moreover, what's everybody else getting her? Details!
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 12:18 AM       
Get her a tri-headed dildo. She'll either laugh or use it a lot. Who knows.

But seriously get her a magic bullet blender system :O
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...

I don't know what anyone else is getting her, I only know 3 of the other girls that are going and I don't see/talk to them very often outside of concerts.

I don't think they're hiring any male strippers (believe it or not I'm actually glad there won't be any there, I think they're gross), so would joke/sex gifts still be appropriate?
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 02:46 AM       
I think that they're always appropriate. Like I said, worst case scenario: it gets a few chuckles, she pockets it, and when her marriage starts to wind down, your little gag gift becomes her best friend :D

I have a friend who's girlfriend is a mortician-in-training too, and she's a total bitch. I hope your friend is not at all like that!
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 01:57 PM       
you could just give her pednaud's phone number
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
Hmmm... We've got a Priscilla's kinda nearby, I should probably go check that place out then. I'll just feel bad if everyone else gets her a dildo/vibrator too, I guess she'll at least have some variety then?

And no, she's not a bitch. She's a very sweet girl.
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
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you could just give her pednaud's phone number
I'm not THAT mean.
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 01:08 AM       
Get her two gifts to show everyone else up!
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 05:14 AM       
There is a serious lack of girl input here. From what I've seen, penis is the theme. Naughty naughty naughty stuff that will make her blush and giggle and feel really horny. I leather nurse outfit would be welcome if it is in your budget.
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 07:09 AM       
Why not a nice set of scalpels?
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
Get her a kinky Dali print
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 04:49 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 04:56 PM       
A New Kids on The Block album.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 12:16 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 12:27 PM       
You guys suck at this worse than me.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 12:53 PM       
Get her a blowup doll. It'll be a fine gag gift.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 01:09 PM       
convince her not to marry, that's an even better one
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 01:20 PM       
Things I considered to say but decided against:
  • A wide range of dildo joke attempts.
    Sleep with her fiance.
    A serious gift idea.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 02:22 PM       
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She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...
Good grief, you don't live in Georgia, do you??
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
A riding crop, perhaps?
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 03:35 PM       
something to do with necrophilia, idk
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
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North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.
For whatever reason, I thought you were in England....man, I AM getting old....
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
Wuh-Oh. Now he knows you're closer than he thought
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