Too fucking late :(

I wonder why nobody was joining a few days ago and now all of a sudden new guys are coming in by the truckload

I don't understand why a site redesign would do that!

Because Mr. rog asked us so nicely. And because it's a new year and i'm kinda drunk. Or maybe they are all bots. hell, like i know, i'm not nostradamus or a faux.

Not if your basing it just on the fact they're gay, people of all sexual orientation deserve to be treated meanly!

good one

Name- Jemry
Age- 17
job- Child Devourer
where are you at?- Australia, Mate <--(Mate = proof)
how did you find out about this site?- I could smell massive amounts of awesome in its direction and my nose carried me.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Probably the Choose Your Destiny mashes.
why did you start posting- Peer pressure.
Level of Educ.- i'ma finish it next year
hobbies- beating off
fav. music/band- Alternative/Rock (Primus, Fantomas, Kyuss, RATM, QOTSA, Pearl Jam etc)
fav. book- I dunno.... Where's Wally?
fav. movie- The Big Lebowski
Fav. Video Game- that's a fucking hard one.... Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid are way up there
fav. food- pizzatown
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Beat up the elderly
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Don't leave me alone with babbys/elderly.

Khi.

Because now people can post directly on articles and the blog with a forum account, which is also given better placement on the main i-mockery page.

It's weird to think about it if you don't really read the site, but I-Mockery PROPER gets millions of unique visitors a month.

It's crazy to think about ;o

Name- Anthony
Age- hahaha NO.
job- basement dweller
where you at?- England
why did you start posting- I wanted to. Isn't that a good enough reason?
how long have you been on the board- just a few minutes.
hobbies- gaming, reading, watching old TV, other nerdy stuff.
fav. music/band- anything I can get my grubby paws on
fav. book- any of the Artemis Fowl books
fav. movie- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Who do you hate the most on this board- whoever asks me this question.
what is that smell- What smell?

Hello all , I am newbie , I am ver glad .

Name- Kate
Age- 20
job- I prefer the term "slacker"
where are you at?- An undisclosed town in Canada
how did you find out about this site?- I think I got linked to the Sexual Moments in Gaming History once a few years back and was hooked ever since.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The articles, obviously.
why did you start posting- Why not?
Level of Educ.- College-bound
hobbies- Gaming, writing, reading, and lots of music.
fav. music/band- Rock of any type
fav. book- Gah...Salem's Lot, I guess, though I'll really read anything.
fav. movie- Reservoir Dogs
Fav. Video Game- The Final Fantasy series, Metal Gear Solid series, and Guitar Hero.
fav. food- Chocolate FTW
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Not be voted for anything?
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Not really. What you see is what you get.

Age- 27
job- a crappy one
where are you at?- Rochester, NY
how did you find out about this site?- sheer luck
what's your favorite thing about the site?- features
why did you start posting- so i could rant on the smoking short
Level of Educ.- in college

fav. music/band- too many
fav. book- anything by R.A. Salvatore right now
fav. movie- too many
Fav. Video Game- too many

In high school you were voted most likely to...- i wasn't cool enough to even be considered for that page of the yearbook
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- hello, i'm new.

Name- Stan
Age- 27
job- CIS of Delta Research
where are you at?- Rocket City USA
how did you find out about this site?- known about it for years
what's your favorite thing about the site?- um that thing, you know the cool one
why did you start posting- why not
Level of Educ.- college

Name- Nick
Age- 18
job- Dead End
where are you at?- America
how did you find out about this site?- Awesometicity radiation
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Above Mentioned
why did you start posting- It is worthy
Level of Educ.- Heading to college
hobbies- Reading, music, occasional video game junky.
fav. music/band- Dead Kennedys/ The Ramones
fav. book- Everything H.P. Lovecraft
fav. movie- Evil Dead series
Fav. Video Game- Landstalker for the Sega Genesis.
fav. food- Knuckle sandwiches
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Most Artistic
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Naw, son.

I find these new people seem to be far too interested in random humor

Yes, this is serious bussiness here.

I-Mockery: a serious place for serious people. seriously. :|

double that :)

Blessing be upon thy thread! All prior sins are forgivin!

I'm not sure... but I think that counts as going to church.

Name- omitted
Age- omitted
job- bum
where are you at?- somewhere between the equator and the 45th parallel
how did you find out about this site?- a space coyote led me here
what's your favorite thing about the site?- the mockery, of course
why did you start posting- bored as hell
Level of Educ.- Homespun idiot
hobbies- ontological introspective
fav. music/band- most classic rock
fav. book- one fish two fish red fish blue fish
fav. movie- the shawshank redemption
Fav. Video Game- yoshi's island
fav. food- omnivore
In high school you were voted most likely to...- unkown to voters
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- none I can think of.:\

Oh my, humor?! I thought this site was for young aristocrats to come together and share their various views of our floundering, and decrepit society! It was my understanding we would discuss the lack of morals amongst todays youth, and converse on the finer points of our diminishing economy! How dare you all trick me this way! I tire of your ruse, I-Mockery.com!























P.S.: :squigly

he means "random" humor like when people think it's hilarious to say things like "uh oh its monkey cheese walrus time" even though it just fucking isnt