10 inch dick for rent and talented tongue
 

For female use only..
Please PM for futher details

check ur pms

I will only reply to females, no gays, no faggots, no she-males..just women with provable pussies.

I spotted a typo - it should read '4 inch, impotent, unused, penis no longer required due to morbid obesity procluding my own viewing of it, let alone anyone else actually touching it. Low price - impending suicide'

Nope, no typo..musta been a thinkin' of some Limey pansy ya know.

I'm offering a similar deal, Mr. Macockyabich, and my prices are considerably lower. I'm going to have to ask you to either improve the quality of your product, or bend over and let me fill your vacancy. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;);) ;) ;) ;) ;)

My "product" needs no improving, other than gentle, and at times, rough, handling from slender female fingers.

I suggest you search elsewhere for your activities. Have you thought of buying a hamster?

Slobberdown_Macockyabich,
Every Great Villain has a Dopey Sidekick. I'd love to be your lackey. Please consider me. I have all the necessary qualities:
I'll echo your sentiments.
I'll follow your brilliant statements with, "Yeah!"
I'll gladly high five you while you get laid and I get nothing.
I don't mind being The Guy Behind The Guy, and I mean that in the most metaphorically homosexual way possible.

Regards,
Your Potential Underling

Yeah, whatever rings your chimes

Dont fall for that slobber....i already did him and got the crabs.

My mistake...it should read 'Shit, unfunny character for sale. Limited lifespan.'

Tell ya what honey, send me your address and I will send you a plane ticket to come see me. And, when you get here I will let you place those suction-cup lips, firmly on my asshole, and suck the fermenting cunt juice that has been coursing through my bowels and stagnating and if you are good, I will let you have seconds.

Bon appetite'

ur dumb

You also appear to be, which shows your parents were too. See folks...this is a prime example of just what doing acid and having a kid will do. He thinks he is a pig, when in acuality, his mother was the pig.

Hey..EX ....I may have even fucked her...I fucked a lot of acid whore pigs a while back.

im tuching my vagina as we speak oOOoooooOOOOOooo when can i 'cum' over ;) lol

I think the one doing acid around here is you :rolleyes

he should switch to aqua regia its a lot stronger

Hey everybody, TWO MORE POSTS!!!

:lol You rule milhouse

oh wait no HF is better i guarantee if you do some eye hits of that sh*t you won't NEVER be the same :lol

I'm sorry, but if you're not looking for homosexuals, you've come to the wrong place. :(

OH, Well.......... sorry about that. You can delete me from your files then.

And in leaving, I would like to say.........

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

don't forget to put some hydrofluoric acid in yer eyes