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Slobberdown_Macockyabich Slobberdown_Macockyabich is offline
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 07:03 AM        10 inch dick for rent and talented tongue
For female use only..
Please PM for futher details
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 07:07 AM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 10:16 AM       
I will only reply to females, no gays, no faggots, no she-males..just women with provable pussies.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 10:23 AM       
I spotted a typo - it should read '4 inch, impotent, unused, penis no longer required due to morbid obesity procluding my own viewing of it, let alone anyone else actually touching it. Low price - impending suicide'
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
Nope, no typo..musta been a thinkin' of some Limey pansy ya know.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 05:08 PM       
I'm offering a similar deal, Mr. Macockyabich, and my prices are considerably lower. I'm going to have to ask you to either improve the quality of your product, or bend over and let me fill your vacancy.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
My "product" needs no improving, other than gentle, and at times, rough, handling from slender female fingers.

I suggest you search elsewhere for your activities. Have you thought of buying a hamster?
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
Slobberdown_Macockyabich,
Every Great Villain has a Dopey Sidekick. I'd love to be your lackey. Please consider me. I have all the necessary qualities:
I'll echo your sentiments.
I'll follow your brilliant statements with, "Yeah!"
I'll gladly high five you while you get laid and I get nothing.
I don't mind being The Guy Behind The Guy, and I mean that in the most metaphorically homosexual way possible.

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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 06:00 AM       
Yeah, whatever rings your chimes
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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 05:27 PM       
Dont fall for that slobber....i already did him and got the crabs.
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Old Dec 15th, 2004, 12:20 PM       
My mistake...it should read 'Shit, unfunny character for sale. Limited lifespan.'
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
Tell ya what honey, send me your address and I will send you a plane ticket to come see me. And, when you get here I will let you place those suction-cup lips, firmly on my asshole, and suck the fermenting cunt juice that has been coursing through my bowels and stagnating and if you are good, I will let you have seconds.

Bon appetite'
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 10:28 PM       
ur dumb
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:09 AM       
You also appear to be, which shows your parents were too. See folks...this is a prime example of just what doing acid and having a kid will do. He thinks he is a pig, when in acuality, his mother was the pig.

Hey..EX ....I may have even fucked her...I fucked a lot of acid whore pigs a while back.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:41 AM       
im tuching my vagina as we speak oOOoooooOOOOOooo when can i 'cum' over lol
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:49 AM       
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You also appear to be, which shows your parents were too. See folks...this is a prime example of just what doing acid and having a kid will do. He thinks he is a pig, when in acuality, his mother was the pig.

Hey..EX ....I may have even fucked her...I fucked a lot of acid whore pigs a while back.
I think the one doing acid around here is you
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:01 PM       
he should switch to aqua regia its a lot stronger
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:24 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:40 PM       
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im tuching my vagina as we speak oOOoooooOOOOOooo when can i 'cum' over lol
You rule milhouse
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 10:41 PM       
oh wait no HF is better i guarantee if you do some eye hits of that sh*t you won't NEVER be the same
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:43 AM       
I'm sorry, but if you're not looking for homosexuals, you've come to the wrong place.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:30 PM       
OH, Well.......... sorry about that. You can delete me from your files then.

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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:49 PM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:27 PM       

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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
don't forget to put some hydrofluoric acid in yer eyes
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