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Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 01:17 AM

I'm waxing philosophy
 
And I don't care.

I just came across the term of the world being inherently evil being moot due to our own defenses, which most often spring up without us knowing, can be just as offensive as they are defensive. I keep trying to convince myself it's all derived down to the terms of self-control but I just can help but feel like I'm missing something.

I don't know what I'm digging out of here.

We are born with the sense of good and evil based on comfort.

It's gone and I wouldn't be surprised if I exploded and went off if it comes back again. :(

Pray for me. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 01:21 AM

You're either intoxicated or suicidal because you're not making sense.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 01:25 AM

I'm scared as shit right now, I know this is going to end badly. And I'm not even intoxicated.

And tomorrow's my birthday.

I thought it was going to be my diet that'd kill me.

BEERBERRBEREBEEERBEERBEREBEREGEREBEREBEREBEREREREE BER

PS: Don't worry Fathom, I will hold nothing aginast anyone.

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 01:31 AM

I don't know if I will care that you're dead, but it's fairly easy to find somebody that will.

It's pretty easy to rationalize living, too, so I don't understand that sort of thing.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 01:38 AM

I'm taking words from DEVO and marching on.

I want to apologize for the scare there.

Please ask for a refund on your gold ladened wreaths and tell them you got it from the horses mouth.

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 01:40 AM

Oh just fuck off and die already.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 02:00 AM

I will apologize on the account that I forgot to mention that I have had suicidal thoughts before and never paid them any mind and usually they end up just passing.

But I still feel there is something deeper even though it smells like existential bullshit.

Wait, this isn't philosophy.

PS, is it me or is Fathom cute when he's angry?

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 02:03 AM

Questions of existence are usually within the realm of philosophy.

Grislygus Aug 14th, 2011 02:07 AM

I'm going to go ahead and instantly make this thread better, okay guys cool


Spoilers!

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737713)
Questions of existence are usually within the realm of philosophy.

True, but this is more social philosophy than just philosophy.

I'm feeling mislead about this whole thing myself.

Okay, I think I got to apologize here since it literally was a nice pretentious ladened thing whose muse was internet culture/anthropology if it even makes the cut for that word!

Even though I still feel deep I may have to stop posting in this thread!

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 02:27 AM

Anthropology, psychology, sociology, philosophy, and theology are all interrelated. All of them have to do with reasons why people do things they do.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 02:36 AM

I win!

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2011 02:54 AM

Hey man don't be suicidal, it's ok! Also, the term is "waxing philosophical" you moron!

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 03:04 AM

I still win!

k0k0 Aug 14th, 2011 03:24 AM

I'm waxing philosophy tonight. I call my balls philosophy. My penis is the teacher.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 03:34 AM

Good for you?

k0k0 Aug 14th, 2011 03:36 AM

No, good for the ladies. Painful for me.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 04:01 AM

There are no winners when it comes to jerking off.

Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 04:04 AM

it's a win-win for humanity

k0k0 Aug 14th, 2011 04:06 AM

Oh, I wasn't talking about jacking off. I was talking about ripping out ball hair with hot wax. You guys are sick.

Shyandquietguy Aug 14th, 2011 04:10 AM

Lol, I don't get it.

Pentegarn Aug 14th, 2011 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 737744)
There are no winners when it comes to jerking off.

I tend to disagree. As Woody Allen once said, "don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"

Grislygus Aug 14th, 2011 03:26 PM

THIS THREAD SUCKS RANCID MAN MEAT

k0k0 Aug 14th, 2011 03:30 PM

I know, at the beginning of this thread it looked like I would be able to go running to tell everyone "Just to let you know, there's a Shyandquietguy kill screen coming up, in case you'd like to watch." but then it just turned into a cryfest followed by talk of wanking it, partially due to a misunderstanding of the term waxing.

And that covers this shit thread.

Sam Aug 14th, 2011 04:11 PM

I just woke up to a beautiful, bright shiny day and I'm going to wax my car because the world is good and it's great to be alive.


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