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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 02:17 AM        I'm waxing philosophy
And I don't care.

I just came across the term of the world being inherently evil being moot due to our own defenses, which most often spring up without us knowing, can be just as offensive as they are defensive. I keep trying to convince myself it's all derived down to the terms of self-control but I just can help but feel like I'm missing something.

I don't know what I'm digging out of here.

We are born with the sense of good and evil based on comfort.

It's gone and I wouldn't be surprised if I exploded and went off if it comes back again.

Pray for me.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 02:21 AM       
You're either intoxicated or suicidal because you're not making sense.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 02:25 AM       
I'm scared as shit right now, I know this is going to end badly. And I'm not even intoxicated.

And tomorrow's my birthday.

I thought it was going to be my diet that'd kill me.

BEERBERRBEREBEEERBEERBEREBEREGEREBEREBEREBEREREREE BER

PS: Don't worry Fathom, I will hold nothing aginast anyone.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 02:31 AM       
I don't know if I will care that you're dead, but it's fairly easy to find somebody that will.

It's pretty easy to rationalize living, too, so I don't understand that sort of thing.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 02:38 AM       
I'm taking words from DEVO and marching on.

I want to apologize for the scare there.

Please ask for a refund on your gold ladened wreaths and tell them you got it from the horses mouth.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 02:40 AM       
Oh just fuck off and die already.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:00 AM       
I will apologize on the account that I forgot to mention that I have had suicidal thoughts before and never paid them any mind and usually they end up just passing.

But I still feel there is something deeper even though it smells like existential bullshit.

Wait, this isn't philosophy.

PS, is it me or is Fathom cute when he's angry?
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:03 AM       
Questions of existence are usually within the realm of philosophy.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:07 AM       
I'm going to go ahead and instantly make this thread better, okay guys cool


Spoilers!
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:11 AM       
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Questions of existence are usually within the realm of philosophy.
True, but this is more social philosophy than just philosophy.

I'm feeling mislead about this whole thing myself.

Okay, I think I got to apologize here since it literally was a nice pretentious ladened thing whose muse was internet culture/anthropology if it even makes the cut for that word!

Even though I still feel deep I may have to stop posting in this thread!
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:27 AM       
Anthropology, psychology, sociology, philosophy, and theology are all interrelated. All of them have to do with reasons why people do things they do.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:36 AM       
I win!
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 03:54 AM       
Hey man don't be suicidal, it's ok! Also, the term is "waxing philosophical" you moron!
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 04:04 AM       
I still win!
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 04:24 AM       
I'm waxing philosophy tonight. I call my balls philosophy. My penis is the teacher.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 04:34 AM       
Good for you?
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 04:36 AM       
No, good for the ladies. Painful for me.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 05:01 AM       
There are no winners when it comes to jerking off.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 05:04 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 05:06 AM       
Oh, I wasn't talking about jacking off. I was talking about ripping out ball hair with hot wax. You guys are sick.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 05:10 AM       
Lol, I don't get it.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 08:56 AM       
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There are no winners when it comes to jerking off.
I tend to disagree. As Woody Allen once said, "don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 04:26 PM       
THIS THREAD SUCKS RANCID MAN MEAT
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 04:30 PM       
I know, at the beginning of this thread it looked like I would be able to go running to tell everyone "Just to let you know, there's a Shyandquietguy kill screen coming up, in case you'd like to watch." but then it just turned into a cryfest followed by talk of wanking it, partially due to a misunderstanding of the term waxing.

And that covers this shit thread.
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Old Aug 14th, 2011, 05:11 PM       
I just woke up to a beautiful, bright shiny day and I'm going to wax my car because the world is good and it's great to be alive.
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