Fap Angst Thread
 

Do you know

how hard it is


to be as big a pervert as I am




and to be completely unable to masturbate



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaarghhgrh

:oneofthosedays

why are you completely unable to mastrubate

how hard is it?

HOW

HARD

IS

IT?

HOW HHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDDD IS IT?

Perhaps she lost her hands in a car accident. This thread was typed using a nose IMO.

I think Maggiekarp is a guy...:\

Hmm, I can't imagine someone that has claimed to be a girl for over a year would ever turn out to be a guy. That's just crazy-talk.

consider the source....

actually, I made a comment in another thread about getting spammed by people concerned about my dick size, the Maggiekarp replied with...

I'm a chick :(


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.

AND YOUR PENIS TOO IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! :lol

sorry...the penis comment threw me off....
privacy? are you like really loud or soomething?

The fear of getting caught is what makes it so exciting!

Who needs privacy? You can really get a thrill doing it in a big crowd of people all secretly. :eek

JUST ASK THEM TO DO IT DUH.

Oh Boogie, your knowledge knows no bounds.

uh, isn't the TECHNICAL term for a lady "schlicking"

i've never heard of that term.

it's highly technical

I think you just technically made it up.

No, he's right

it's private over at my place baby 8)

The whole idea of benwah balls is that you can use them anytime and no one will be the wiser.

:(

I couldn't remember the correct spelling, and I didn't want that Google search to show up on my work computer.

No, you had it right. I just said "benwah" in my head and thought about Chris Benoit and had to see if a "Benoit Ball" existed. :(

i've heard of those things. i kinda wanted to try them out, but i'm not willing to buy them, and i'm not about to use someone else's.