Ice cream and girlfriends
 

I'm going to go get an ice cream with my wonderful girlfriend. :love


You guys?

I will spent the rest of the day sweating in my hot apartment and cry myself to sleep


alone

I like to stick a waffle cone in my GF's asshole and let it drip into my mouth.

drinking and shooting fireworks with my girlfriend and her boyfriend-less friends, basically being shown off like a dog. it's going to be a fun evening, what's the point of this thread exactly

going to the bar to hit on drunk chicks myself. probably end up going home alone and cry myself to sleep.

I sat in a riverfront conference room, air conditioned, watching the city's fireworks show happening in the big picture window like it was freaking IMAX.

Sort of like a fireworks-skybox.

I had the hookup, yo.

Happy 5th of July, America.

I'm going to try and figure out how to act suave to the cute girl at Electronics Boutique whilst asking for my Mario Galaxy pre-order.

Then cry myself to sleep.

if she turns you down with "sorry but our princess is in another castle" please record it

Well she wasn't there, so I went and got ice-cream from the new ice-creamery instead.

Hokey-pokey.

I am going to sit on my computer with my magical opioid girlfriend, Kratom, and we are going to spend most of the afternoon playing Dwarf Fortress.

My GF drug me to watch fireworks in the park near her place. Personally I only enjoy fireworks when I am the one launching them, so it was meh for me.

She likes it though so at least she was entertained.

She drugged you? :(

:lol

I prefer drug over dragged, I hate how the word dragged looks

My wife took the kids to watch fireworks while I sat on my ass at home drinking gin and murdering fools on LoL. Shit was great. :lol

what's LoL?

League of Legends.

i eat my girlfriend's ass like a chili dog

it was covered in brown stuff?

Awww, there's no creeps. :(

:confused:

My roommate plays DOTA a lot and he's always going on and on about the creeps. I just read a little about LoL and they're not called Creeps.

We call em creeps. Or minions. Same same but we got em.

that's because in warcraft 3 thyey are called creeps

League of Legends has *kinda* been consuming all my gaming time as of late.