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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 12:01 PM        Ice cream and girlfriends
I'm going to go get an ice cream with my wonderful girlfriend.


You guys?
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 12:43 PM       
I will spent the rest of the day sweating in my hot apartment and cry myself to sleep


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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 02:17 PM       
I like to stick a waffle cone in my GF's asshole and let it drip into my mouth.
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 08:49 PM       
drinking and shooting fireworks with my girlfriend and her boyfriend-less friends, basically being shown off like a dog. it's going to be a fun evening, what's the point of this thread exactly
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 09:02 PM       
going to the bar to hit on drunk chicks myself. probably end up going home alone and cry myself to sleep.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 12:21 AM       
I sat in a riverfront conference room, air conditioned, watching the city's fireworks show happening in the big picture window like it was freaking IMAX.

Sort of like a fireworks-skybox.

I had the hookup, yo.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 12:45 AM       
Happy 5th of July, America.

I'm going to try and figure out how to act suave to the cute girl at Electronics Boutique whilst asking for my Mario Galaxy pre-order.

Then cry myself to sleep.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 01:39 AM       
if she turns you down with "sorry but our princess is in another castle" please record it
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 05:08 AM       
Well she wasn't there, so I went and got ice-cream from the new ice-creamery instead.

Hokey-pokey.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 04:20 PM       
I am going to sit on my computer with my magical opioid girlfriend, Kratom, and we are going to spend most of the afternoon playing Dwarf Fortress.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 05:31 PM       
My GF drug me to watch fireworks in the park near her place. Personally I only enjoy fireworks when I am the one launching them, so it was meh for me.

She likes it though so at least she was entertained.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 10:03 PM       
She drugged you?
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 11:53 AM       
My wife took the kids to watch fireworks while I sat on my ass at home drinking gin and murdering fools on LoL. Shit was great.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 12:31 PM       
what's LoL?
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 02:53 PM       
League of Legends.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 03:35 PM       
i eat my girlfriend's ass like a chili dog
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 03:38 PM       
it was covered in brown stuff?
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 03:50 PM       
Awww, there's no creeps.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 04:27 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 06:00 PM       
My roommate plays DOTA a lot and he's always going on and on about the creeps. I just read a little about LoL and they're not called Creeps.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 11:41 PM       
We call em creeps. Or minions. Same same but we got em.
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Old Jul 7th, 2010, 12:01 AM       
that's because in warcraft 3 thyey are called creeps
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Old Jul 7th, 2010, 12:10 PM       
League of Legends has *kinda* been consuming all my gaming time as of late.
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