I don't know, JohnnyDamage, I think if we're going to from Team Awesome we need a better archnemesis than Optimistic Socks. Perhaps we could tackle something more fiendish and menacing, like perhaps littering or jaywalking.

no, more like sweaty

That's nearly 500% animal. Primal bestial fury.

You know it...and Mr. Max Radicalicious, I can be quite the foe...Fo Sho!
Oh yeah...I so went there

Looking back on this 'faux gang arms race', I was not prepared.

You related to Johnny Dangerously, by any chance?

Name- Gabby GaGa
Age- ?
job- Burlesque dancer/ author / actress / painter / propagandist
where are you at? the Surreal Santerium
how did you find out about this site? Friend
why did you start posting - to exploite and degrade.
Level of Educ. College BA,
Income $80,000
hobbies see above answers
fav. music/band - Gidget Gein - everything from doo-wop to head-whollop
fav. book Negrophobia
fav. movie Panic in Needle Park, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, trannie movies and trained iilms.
Fav. Video Game- Don't like them
fav. food- SPiCY
Who do you hate the most on this board- you
In high school you were voted most likely to...- succeed
kissex,
Gabby GaGa

:dunce

Ok that's it.

Zinger vs. WHAT the epic battle.

jk man...jk. :tear

No, I'm related to Johnny Rotten, oddly enough. Even though that's not his real name, it's Clarence Johnny Rotten. Not many know this.

not too many give a rat's ass around here, either

Fathom was curious though. And you commented on it, so it got your attention. Securing my victory.

You'll be invited to the awards banquet. We'll have fried chicken and mashed potatoes, because I'm broke and that's all the grocery store has. I'd check Wal-Mart, but I don't support godless retail monsters. Especially if they haven't done anything for me lately.

She's a classy Wal Mart patron, you know the kind.

Yeah, those ones that walk around in purple furry slippers and lime green sweatpants.

I prefer a Tweety shirt, yelling something to the lines of "Monday" and "Back Off!". Coupled, of course, with the most homeless of physical cleanliness.

God bless Middle America. We are a sight.

Anyone been near a walmart in texas? I swear these people must crawl from the seweres to feats on the $1.79 bologna or siomething.

we could do it for laffs in the safe for work forum

Nothing like Hillbillies eating bologna, seems strangely cannibalistic to me.

the obscenely fat women in rediculously tight sweatpants riding the "disabled" wheelchairs around the store is always a lovely sight.

You're related to Johnny Rotton? Lucky you. How are you related?

Those little carts piss me off - it's so discriminatory that certain disgusting utter personal failures are tolerated and even supported with modern technology, but when I ask the the disabled office for a set of those cool robotic legs carrying a beer-filled fridge? Nothing.

Tell them you're Alcobetic

its like diabetes
except instead of low blood suger
you got low blood booze.

Thanks for explaning that little joke, Gabby. You've really opened my eyes.

isnt booze made up primarily of sugar?

you're thinking of pop(or soda as the Americans call it)

No, you idiot, he isn't CONFUSING BEER FOR SODA.

Alcoholic beverages (most of them) contain maltrose, which contains many times over more carbohydrates than POP.

By the way, your avatar sucks.