Mmmm booze. That's a classy word!

oh yeah, I forgot about maltrose being a sugar.

thanks for pointing that out.

your sig sucks too, mainly because in incorporates your avatar. But also there is the the bonus "actually taking the signature thing literally and adding NOT YOUR REAL NAME, but your SCREENAME", which is was people do when they are ghastly lame.

Does metalmilita still do that? I know marioRpg does. Ugh.

Also its HUGE...

:) Yeah

Yeah, your sig is grotesquely huge.

Yeah mine is cool though because it's not shit as far as I know.

I won't let you fall apart.

Face, black hair, eye, hand.

It's great. Solid gold!

WHAT DOES A SIG SAY ABOUT YOU?

Big Sigs with your name in them:
It says "Im an attention whore. Please notice me." And while that may work on the casual internet explorer, A professional will see right through this charade.

Small sig with your name in it:
It says 'Hey there you guys are cool, by the way heres my card". You tend to come off as trendy but still an ass. And no likes asses 'cept for Dufresne.

Wordy sig:
Nothing special. You lack creativity or image editting programs.

Quote sig:
I am deep. Don't you think.

No sig:
Winner

My God this was unfunny.

no sig = winner

:picklehat

dont yuo think

My signature's not wordy or imagey

In fact I daresay it's straightforward

I liked my old signature

Some stupid woman yelled at me at Starbucks because I charged her for 2 syrups EVEN THOUGH SHE ORDERED TWO (2) SYRUPS!!!

I suppose it's a bit too late to introduce myself... I'll just go and hide in a corner, shall I?

Oops... I accidently posted my message twice and now can't delete this extra one. To the FAQ away!!

Splendid, another imbecile to plaster this board with more smut and meaningless dribble.

Maybe after the realization that you can't delete the accidental post, he might marvel in his new found knowledge, and gladly tell us all about himself.

And yet you left it there. For all to read. Asshole.

god, what a jerk, that goat cheese is!

Is this a good place to place my mark? Oh well. G'day to ye :D
(yush I know my forum name is a bit unoriginal, but that's about all people remember about me these days)

I will not comment towards my signature and how cool Noob and I were to think of it.

2nd post! i've been reading the forum for about a week after my friend chuck, who you know as noob3, suggest i join.

Name- kevin
Age- 19
job- van and truck conversions for manufacturing company
where are you at?- okc
how did you find out about this site?- noob3
why did you start posting- to post
Level of Educ.- high school grad
Income- works for me
hobbies- music, movies, games, kickin it with the dudes
fav. music/band- boston
fav. book- 1984
fav. movie- akira
Fav. Video Game- FF:VII
fav. food- steeaaak :meat
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody (yet)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- die in a freak accident