matt why'd you have to change your avatar to crazy fuck mark summers :(

I have never posted here before. :/

Hello, my name is Brian and I am an alcoholic. I enjoy chess, long walks on the beach, hard drinks, television. I used to be into beastiality, sadomasochism and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

No, but seriously, I'm not a freak.

r u into xtream body modification

aneurysm is a :gigh kinda guy

I'm sorry guys I see you making decent efforts, but I just can't see a usage of the gigh emoticon. I think we have to take it back.

:gigh? more like :gugh if you ask me :(

........Beating......... Dead ......... Horse! :lol
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(Re: Masochism, Necrophelia, Beastiality)

Haha, funny huh? Kinda wish I had thought of it.

Could you swan dive face-first into a naked pile of soiled ass. :)

Soiled? No, I'm not into that shit(no pun intended). Naked, clean, non-fugly, non-man ass? Yes.

Im 14, and homeschooled. I love making friends on the internet ^^

no wonder

Television and comic books were my babysitters for the majority of my childhood. :(

^Ooh, animation - me likes :)


Name: Elizabeth
Age: 14
Job: As if...
Where you at?: Somerset, UK
When did you start posting?: Uh, yesterday
How long have you been on the board?: I repeat, YESTERDAY!!
Hobbies: Playing video games, listening to music and drawing
Fav. music/band: I'm liking Muse, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, The Thrills and Stereophonics at the moment :)
Fav. book: Can't decide, and can't be arsed to think about it right now...
Fav. movie: Uh, I'll get back to you on that...
Who do you hate the most on this board?: I dunno, I only joined the other day!!!
What is that smell?: I dunno, but it wasn't me, I promise!!

Hey! I was homeschooled and don't like making friends on the internet.

:eek :eek LIES!

I am the only person allowed to come from somerset on this board!

Name- Nate
Age- 20
job- Pizza Dude
where you at?- Tacoma, Washington
why did you start posting- I loved the Metal Mockery Page
how long have you been on the board- This is my first post
hobbies- Guitar, girls, and guitar.
fav. music/band- Metal, and if I have to pick one... Slayer
fav. book- Stephen King's The Shining
fav. movie- Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one yet
Fav. Beatle- George

Omg, wow you're in Somerset too?!?!?

Where abouts? I'm in Bridgwater...

Small crappy town near bath. Bridgewater is like the whole other side of somerset i think.

Mmm, probably! It's unusual to see people who have even heard of Somerset on the forums that I usually go on, so it's pretty cool to find someone who actually lives in Somerset for once :)

indeed, its rare enough to see someone from england let alone from the best part of england.

get a room you two :rolleyes

I have learned nothing at all of yourself from that statement.