I don't know, JohnnyDamage, I think if we're going to from Team Awesome we need a better archnemesis than Optimistic Socks. Perhaps we could tackle something more fiendish and menacing, like perhaps littering or jaywalking.
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no, more like sweaty
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You know it...and Mr. Max Radicalicious, I can be quite the foe...Fo Sho!
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Looking back on this 'faux gang arms race', I was not prepared.
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You related to Johnny Dangerously, by any chance?
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Name- Gabby GaGa
Age- ? job- Burlesque dancer/ author / actress / painter / propagandist where are you at? the Surreal Santerium how did you find out about this site? Friend why did you start posting - to exploite and degrade. Level of Educ. College BA, Income $80,000 hobbies see above answers fav. music/band - Gidget Gein - everything from doo-wop to head-whollop fav. book Negrophobia fav. movie Panic in Needle Park, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, trannie movies and trained iilms. Fav. Video Game- Don't like them fav. food- SPiCY Who do you hate the most on this board- you In high school you were voted most likely to...- succeed kissex, Gabby GaGa |
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Ok that's it.
Zinger vs. WHAT the epic battle. jk man...jk. :tear |
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You'll be invited to the awards banquet. We'll have fried chicken and mashed potatoes, because I'm broke and that's all the grocery store has. I'd check Wal-Mart, but I don't support godless retail monsters. Especially if they haven't done anything for me lately. |
She's a classy Wal Mart patron, you know the kind.
Yeah, those ones that walk around in purple furry slippers and lime green sweatpants. |
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Anyone been near a walmart in texas? I swear these people must crawl from the seweres to feats on the $1.79 bologna or siomething.
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the obscenely fat women in rediculously tight sweatpants riding the "disabled" wheelchairs around the store is always a lovely sight.
You're related to Johnny Rotton? Lucky you. How are you related? |
Those little carts piss me off - it's so discriminatory that certain disgusting utter personal failures are tolerated and even supported with modern technology, but when I ask the the disabled office for a set of those cool robotic legs carrying a beer-filled fridge? Nothing.
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Tell them you're Alcobetic
its like diabetes except instead of low blood suger you got low blood booze. |
Thanks for explaning that little joke, Gabby. You've really opened my eyes.
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isnt booze made up primarily of sugar?
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No, you idiot, he isn't CONFUSING BEER FOR SODA.
Alcoholic beverages (most of them) contain maltrose, which contains many times over more carbohydrates than POP. |
By the way, your avatar sucks.
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