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Dixie Jan 20th, 2008 08:43 PM

Shaving
 
How many of you shave your naughty bits?
Do you get all creative and make shapes with your pubes?
What's your hair removal procedure of choice?
Please share.

umop apisdn Jan 20th, 2008 09:01 PM

I don't shave, but I do have pubic dreads.

Dixie Jan 20th, 2008 09:04 PM

How did that come about?
Was it on purpose or are you just a furry summabitch?

umop apisdn Jan 20th, 2008 09:15 PM

Well, I used to keep chewing gum in my pants to impress the ladies.

Dixie Jan 20th, 2008 09:18 PM

I'm sure it made for good conversation, I hear hobos dig that kinda thing.

MattJack Jan 20th, 2008 09:49 PM

IT'S A GARDEN LET IT GROW, GEEZE IM OLD SKOOL

MattJack Jan 20th, 2008 09:52 PM

LOL J/J THAT SHIT IS GROSS BURN IT OFF WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS

Dixie Jan 20th, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 525907)
IT'S A GARDEN LET IT GROW, GEEZE IM OLD SKOOL

Most gardens that I know of need hedging and pest removal at one time or another.....

Madman914 Jan 20th, 2008 10:29 PM

Just the usual shape. Wizard sucker-punching a cyclops.

Sethomas Jan 20th, 2008 10:39 PM

While I see the advantages of organic horticulture, I will only plant MY bulb in a garden treated with pesticide.

Anyways. In (on) a lady I like to see evidence that she doesn't suffer from a rare and deadly genetic condition that prevents her from growing pubic hair. Such a disease probably only exists in my imagination. I do like some essence of it being bien coiffée, though.

I like my own nether region to be hairy because I think it has a nice color to it. I do sometimes trim when I think it might go on display, but that has been lamentably infrequent as of late.

HickMan Jan 21st, 2008 12:30 AM

I shave with a razor. I have a very steady hand

Tadao Jan 21st, 2008 01:31 AM

I shave it down close, for the ladies lips.

Zomboid Jan 22nd, 2008 04:00 AM

I use my old beard trimmer on it to keep it short, and then I use a bic razor for my sac and lower shaft because those stray hairs are yucky :(

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2008 04:11 AM

i shave words into mine

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 22nd, 2008 08:28 AM

I use a trimmer to keep them nice and neat...

Jeanette X Jan 24th, 2008 12:31 AM

I clip it on occasion, but I certainly am not going to shave it off. Women have it for the same reason they have eyelashes; to protect against bacteria. Besides, I get razor burn very easily. :x

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 24th, 2008 09:39 AM

you know, they make lotions and ointments for that sort of thing....but in all honesty, I've never been a big fan of the "shaved" look...personal preference, I suppose. :\

Tadao Jan 24th, 2008 02:47 PM

I like the slappy noises as shaved twat makes.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 24th, 2008 03:21 PM

i like picking hair out of my teeth >:

Vanhelm13 Jan 24th, 2008 06:11 PM

.....Puberty spikes......

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 24th, 2008 09:10 PM

I played in a bar in chapel hill NC back in the 80's.....

Jeanette X Jan 24th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 527073)
you know, they make lotions and ointments for that sort of thing....but in all honesty, I've never been a big fan of the "shaved" look...personal preference, I suppose. :\

Eh, I still get the burn no matter what I use. Just sensitive skin, I guess. Besides, the minute I slash any hair on my body, it starts to grow back almost instantly.

Not to mention the fact that the vulva would be one a hell of a place to have the razor slip... :x

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 25th, 2008 09:29 AM

ouch....

MLE Jan 25th, 2008 12:12 PM

Jeanette, THAT is whyI tried to avoid reading this thread.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 25th, 2008 02:14 PM

it's like a car wreck...you can't help but look


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