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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 09:43 PM        Shaving
How many of you shave your naughty bits?
Do you get all creative and make shapes with your pubes?
What's your hair removal procedure of choice?
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:01 PM       
I don't shave, but I do have pubic dreads.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:04 PM       
How did that come about?
Was it on purpose or are you just a furry summabitch?
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:15 PM       
Well, I used to keep chewing gum in my pants to impress the ladies.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:18 PM       
I'm sure it made for good conversation, I hear hobos dig that kinda thing.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
IT'S A GARDEN LET IT GROW, GEEZE IM OLD SKOOL
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
LOL J/J THAT SHIT IS GROSS BURN IT OFF WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:22 PM       
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IT'S A GARDEN LET IT GROW, GEEZE IM OLD SKOOL
Most gardens that I know of need hedging and pest removal at one time or another.....
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:29 PM       
Just the usual shape. Wizard sucker-punching a cyclops.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:39 PM       
While I see the advantages of organic horticulture, I will only plant MY bulb in a garden treated with pesticide.

Anyways. In (on) a lady I like to see evidence that she doesn't suffer from a rare and deadly genetic condition that prevents her from growing pubic hair. Such a disease probably only exists in my imagination. I do like some essence of it being bien coiffée, though.

I like my own nether region to be hairy because I think it has a nice color to it. I do sometimes trim when I think it might go on display, but that has been lamentably infrequent as of late.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 01:30 AM       
I shave with a razor. I have a very steady hand
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 02:31 AM       
I shave it down close, for the ladies lips.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:00 AM       
I use my old beard trimmer on it to keep it short, and then I use a bic razor for my sac and lower shaft because those stray hairs are yucky
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:11 AM       
i shave words into mine
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 09:28 AM       
I use a trimmer to keep them nice and neat...
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 01:31 AM       
I clip it on occasion, but I certainly am not going to shave it off. Women have it for the same reason they have eyelashes; to protect against bacteria. Besides, I get razor burn very easily.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 10:39 AM       
you know, they make lotions and ointments for that sort of thing....but in all honesty, I've never been a big fan of the "shaved" look...personal preference, I suppose.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
I like the slappy noises as shaved twat makes.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 04:21 PM       
i like picking hair out of my teeth
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 07:11 PM       
.....Puberty spikes......
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
I played in a bar in chapel hill NC back in the 80's.....
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
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you know, they make lotions and ointments for that sort of thing....but in all honesty, I've never been a big fan of the "shaved" look...personal preference, I suppose.
Eh, I still get the burn no matter what I use. Just sensitive skin, I guess. Besides, the minute I slash any hair on my body, it starts to grow back almost instantly.

Not to mention the fact that the vulva would be one a hell of a place to have the razor slip...
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 10:29 AM       
ouch....
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 01:12 PM       
Jeanette, THAT is whyI tried to avoid reading this thread.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
it's like a car wreck...you can't help but look
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